Ibime:
Memorable nameplays. . . .
Self-destructive, krone, he is/he can get blown with ease/ but dolt wanna go in peace/via his own faeces/force his mouth, throw in s,hits/when they say K is chronically ill … he is about to die of crohn’s disease!!!/ - Airmark vs Krone

mikuz:
Problably talk 'bout my battle with Fhab, how I bit... and throw a diss at the teeth I used
What next? Say I'm Ugly cuz others say so, without even confirming from my b*tch or boo
Bo' fact is; all o' that are 'Storeys for the gods'.. and since hes Jobless, he shuld consider makin' 'Bricks for zeus'!!! ^_^ - Limerick

Please when you quote a line/ punch attach the owner's nick.

kr0ne:
My Top Ten Funniest Punchlines

1. He tried casting demons/ but he ain’t 'P Square'. . . .so they left
the pastor bleeding/
chanting “Peter we know, Paul we know. . . but who are you?”. . .as they slapped and beat him!!/

2. Bis is an idol/ This nigga’s a hyped fool/ A gentle wind to a typhoon!/ I’m Magneto. . .so when he spit from his rifle/ . . I'll leave his bullets 'suspended in thin air'. . . like 'misbehaving witches in flight school'!!/

3 •The way i shoot off rhymes/....I'll make your newborn cry/How're you a math guru & you don't watch your figure ...Is this food or die...?/Yet you continue to eat few more fries/Your huge circumference should be blamed ........on too much pie

4 I've been to wars/ . . where my vocal strength aided me to win a brawl/
His voice barely yield dividends . musicians in southeast asia can tell that the 'singer poor'/

5 One, TWO, BUCKLE MA SHOE/ and here come my GOONS RUNNING YA HOOD/ you alone and helpless. DUDE, WHATCHU GON DO?/
would he STOOP, CALL IT A TRUCE?'/ or would the FOOL SUMMON HIS CREW?/ .... "TEAMCURVES!!" he might bark.
But tha wud only put him in a bad shape to LOSE ...RO-KI-A-TU!/

6 too much personals yet they lackin the strong points/
u foolishly wasted ur whole time studyin lime like a beetch plannin abortion!!!//

7 jason's home was raided by shekau as at two weeks/ after the girls were kidnapped and abused with/
he's mom's womanliness was detached from her pubic/ . . . shek took it
so while we scream #bringbackourgirls . . . Jason screams bringbackourpussy!

8 I could win this battle with the wackest verse/ This nigga so black, it hurts!/
And God said let there be light. . . the sun replied. . . “wait, before I shine on Blaq. . . I need to practice first!!”

9 Aii listen...
U boutta be engaged in this
MARRIAGE OF BARS/. . .this bar is simply
FOUNDATION CLASS/
. . .1st Question is How u wanna Take me??
With such OUTRAGIOUS TRASH??/
"The goof Ran when i 'Brang' him the ether"
^^ Dats English From a
GRADUATE OF MATHS!!/

10 He ain't specially skilled/to crack lines I sequentially spill/if he is . . I will eventually kill/
Cos he will never be 'sick'. . .except for the known fact that 'lunatics are mentally ill'!!/

List may continue though

ELYMAXiimus:

limerick na madman ..... However i think using this style in a battle will make it hard for the judges to give a fair verd....

Me i couldnt even count the amount of bars he had....

GIYAZZ:
Y'all post best Bragadocio lines na. . .

I'm coming with one sha

iamaromolaeran:


waiting ...

Dj5naira Ya lines are incomplete, they suffer critical
deficiency/
Practice he's perfectin' won't still improve his
proficiency/
I drop Simple flows without Much Work like
Submachine . . . Gathering momentum to come
out with much efficiency/
The raft. . you craft . . are daft. . you drop lines
like clown, so they laughed/
But they all know what I draft, . . Xtreme
rhymes. . heavy like draught!/
Im the Boss. . like Ross/
See, you can't Outshine me cuz my Lip Gloss!!/
Like electron, you dis(s)charge -ve/
The only time he comes out Full Blown is when
he HIV +ve/
Niggas 8 what I do to them when I pitch
Octave/
Im like the Holyghost. . I don't forgive/
When they Blas(t)phemy. . I put them on top
spot, leaving them Hyper tensive!/
I flow chart, . . I don't bar graph/
Im the Oracle, . . So with this staff. . I split
heads in half/
If this calf. . raise Neck like Giraffe. . I belly
laugh. . and gaff scalp/
He's illin. ., he needs spiritual healing. ., cuz all
his lines are Weavil boring!/
With the way I airlift. ., I still shake grounds to
make floorshift/
I force coons to drift adrift/
I'll down you out here, . . .never make you
happy, . Even though you facelift/
He X 3 while I murder in pack like 5 Alive!/
Ya b'itch too, I'll kill her live. . Im in my clive. .,
others, . . Take a dive!/
Lyrical jive. . I drive. ., sound sweet. .like Bees in
Hive/
Take time cuz this Hot lad here. . Tear. . Up like
Bear. . those that dare/
Sit in chair. . drink beer. . and watch you flare/
I stay in bullet, that's why Im always In the
Lead!!!/
If these Cat-Holics want to Meow in the Creed/
I'll shred furs and make skin bleed!/
Niggas had better exit. . outta here so I don't
edit. . you bit by bit/
Even if you come out in millions, . .I still
minimize the digit/
Set up a rap battle . .I take on with no weapon/
I mother(murder) . .Father in this game, . . .
Plus their spawn. . See I spare no one!/
I Flow to hit Jackpot . . Im fortuned/
In this battle field, i've lined the margin/
And bridge the distance. . Seperatin' real heads
from urchins/
I'll saddle. . you with heavy bars, smackin' ur
butt at the same time with a paddle!/
So Imma end up all these Opera blast. . when I
down cast!!/

wrongturn:
* his LIES AND BLABBERS/ that he RIDES AND HAMMERS/ this agege bread eater , DISGUISED SHAWARMA/ but when krone blew his cover, and DEFILED THE 'BASTARD'/ he came out in public and DENIED HIS FATHER!!!/

* now this FAGG ALREADY KNOWS/ that my SPARS DON'T END WITH JOKES/ with the 'Revenge Of Sith,' i'll SERVE MORE DEADLY BLOWS/ and the 'Rebel must flee' ...... 'STAR WARS EPISODE'/.........

FYH:
............this brawl is forkin waste/ after this, u don't deserve another taste/ coz u need more work to up ur game/ but if ur desperate to reach my level .........try typin ur WORDS IN UPPERCASE!//.............

siddoggg:
Am closing down this queer/ .. . . .if only he knew me/ . . . .he should have been cloning a newbie/ . . . . cos I punched him blank and. . . . and don't see this c*nt reacting . . . . if he was rehearsing a nollywood movie!!!/*country acting*.........................

ThePrekky:
NL's Unbeaten, my every shot results in killings/ with stun gun that finish twerps/ so in the long run I'll finish first/ cos Im usain bolt. . blazing every track . .while u barely cover laps. . .like büm-shots & mini skirts!/

mikuz:
I got mad lovers/ from his VILLAGE to AHOADA/ but his flows hardly pass borders/
. . so this black fraudster/ better not set his foot in PH . . or try to CROSS RIVERS . . cos Ill practically eat Dog . . like my CALABAR brothers!!!!/

Ibime:
I present Prekky as a living sacrifice/ and make his father cry/
cos I swear on the 'last book of old testament' . . .I’ll stab his mum in the pupils. . . and make his 'Ma lack eye'!!/

I’ll cripple this mug/ for 'holding my shirt'. . . . like an ignorant thug/
I don’t wanna stab the pitiful slug/
. . . but if he 'touch the hem of my garment'. . . I’ma turn this battle. . . to an 'issue of blood'!!/