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 Jokes Etc / Dantim Na Something Ooo by 1stdantim(m): 8:38am On May 22, 2017 |
Teacher: What is unseriousness? Dantim: unseriousness is when you are buying banana at Oje market and you're asking for the expiry date of the banana from the seller. |
| Jokes Etc / Do U Tink Dantim Dey Lie? by 1stdantim(m): 10:52am On Apr 06, 2017 |
do u tink Dantim dey lie?
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| Jokes Etc / Little Dantim & Mr. Goodluck by 1stdantim(m): 9:05am On Apr 05, 2017 |
Little Dantim & Mr. Goodluck
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| Jokes Etc / Little Dantim & Mr. Goodluck by 1stdantim(m): 8:53am On Apr 05, 2017 |
Little Dantim & Mr. Goodluck
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| Jokes Etc / This April No Be Fool Oo by 1stdantim(m): 11:04am On Apr 01, 2017 |
This April no be fool oooo
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| Jokes Etc / This Dantim Na Something Oooo by 1stdantim(m): 1:32pm On Mar 28, 2017 |
This Dantim na something oooo |
| Jokes Etc / Chai! Mr. Efiong No Go Report Dantim Again Oo by 1stdantim(m): 3:09pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Chai! Mr. Efiong no go report Dantim again oooo
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| Jokes Etc / Dantim No Wan Spend Money Ooo by 1stdantim(m): 9:42am On Feb 22, 2017 |
Dantim had a triplet in which all of them are boys. After their junior waec, dantim discovered that their school fees are now becoming greater, so he looked for a way of cutting expenses and also making sure the boys achieve their potentials. So, he came up with this idea: Dantim: (to 1st boy), what do you want to do in the future? 1st boy: Business Dantim: Good, there is no need to waste money on your school again. I will take you to my friend, UCHEKIEZE, after five years with him, you will understand business than a graduate of Business Administration. Dantim: (to 2nd boy), what will you like to do in future? 2nd boy: A Soldier. Dantim: Thank God that i ask, no need to waste money on sending you to NDA(nigeria defence academy), i will take you you to SHEKARAU, & u`ll be more than a soldier. Dantim: (to 3rd boy), what will you do in the future? 3rd boy: PRESIDENT Dantim: Fine! Henceforth, you will not go to school with the followings: School uniform, sandals, biro, pencils, ruler, sharpener, textbooks & bag. Cos, if someone that had no shoes can be President @54, you, without all of these will surely be President @15. |
| Jokes Etc / Chai!!!! Dantim No Dey Dull At All. by 1stdantim(m): 10:27am On Feb 21, 2017 |
Chai!!!! Dantim no dey dull at all.
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| Jokes Etc / Shebi You Can Think? Oyah Answer This...... by 1stdantim(m): 9:01am On Feb 20, 2017 |
Shebi you can think? Oyah answer this....
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| Jokes Etc / Dantim & His Gf. by 1stdantim(m): 8:05pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
Na wahala be dis ooo
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