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Dantim No Wan Spend Money Ooo by 1stdantim(m): 9:42am On Feb 22, 2017
Dantim had a triplet in which all of them are boys. After their junior waec,
dantim discovered that their school fees are now becoming greater,
so he looked for a way of cutting expenses and also making sure the boys achieve their potentials.
So, he came up with this idea:
Dantim: (to 1st boy), what do you want to do in the future?
1st boy: Business
Dantim: Good, there is no need to waste money on your school again. I will take you to my friend,
UCHEKIEZE, after five years with him, you will understand business than a graduate of Business Administration.
Dantim: (to 2nd boy), what will you like to do in future?
2nd boy: A Soldier.
Dantim: Thank God that i ask, no need to waste money on sending you to NDA(nigeria defence academy),
i will take you you to SHEKARAU, & u`ll be more than a soldier.
Dantim: (to 3rd boy), what will you do in the future?
3rd boy: PRESIDENT
Dantim: Fine! Henceforth, you will not go to school with the followings:
School uniform, sandals, biro, pencils, ruler, sharpener, textbooks & bag.
Cos, if someone that had no shoes can be President @54, you, without all of these will surely be President @15.
Re: Dantim No Wan Spend Money Ooo by ejamahrandy: 6:28pm On Feb 22, 2017
Dude, upload the joke nah.

Have been waiting since.

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