A little old lady went into the headquarters of the
Bank of America
one day, carrying a large bag of money. She
insisted that she must
speak with the president of the bank to open a
savings account
because, "It's a lot of money!"
The receptionist objected, stating, "You can't just
walk in here
and expect to see the president of the Bank of
America. He's a
very busy man."
"But I am here to make a very large cash deposit,"
added the old
woman.
The receptionist momentarily looked at the sack
of money, then
walked back to one of the rear offices. She came
back and said,
"You're in luck this morning, he will see you," and
ushered
her in to see the president of the Bank of America.
When she walked in to a large office with a nicely
tailored man
behind a great oaken desk. The bank president
stood up and
asked, "How can I help you?"
She replied, "I would like to open a savings
account," and placed
the bag of money on his desk.
"How much would you like to deposit?" he asked
curiously.
"$180,000, if you please," and dumped the cash
out of her bag
onto his desk.
The President was suprised to see all this cash, so
he asked her,
"Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much
cash around,
especially a woman at your stage in life. Where
did you come by
this kind of money?"
The old lady coyly replied, "I make bets."
Surprised, the president then asked, "Bets? What
kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet
you $25,000 that
your balls are square."
"What?!" cried the man, "you want to bet me $
25,000 that my balls,
my testicles, are square?" He could hardly hold
back from laughing.
"Yes, you heard me. In fact, by ten o'clock
tomorrow morning,
I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls will be square."
The man smiled broadly, thinking he had a live
one. "You've got
yourself a bet!" and shook her hand.
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there
is a lot of
money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me
tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.
as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about
the bet and spent
a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls,
turning from
side to side, again and again. He thoroughly
checked them out
until he was sure that there was absolutely no way
his balls were
square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 a.m., the
little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the president's
office. She introduced
the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet:
"$25,000 says
the president's balls are square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the
old lady asked him
to drop his pants so they could all see. The
president complied.
The little old lady peered closely at his balls and
then asked if
she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, obviously
embarrassed. Thinking
to himself, "$25,000 is a lot of money, I guess it's
okay."
He then said, "Yes, $25,000 is a lot of money, so I
guess you
should be absolutely sure."
As the old woman started to feel the banker's
testicles, he noticed
that the lawyer was quietly banging his head
against the wall.
The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's
the matter with
your lawyer?"
The old lady replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $
100,000 that
at 10:00 a.m. today, I'd have the balls of the
president of the
Bank of America in my hands."

Damn.. Lol

Looooooool nice one

She must be a Nigerian. Or Nigerian blood must have flown into her veins

Damn old lady

Lols warri



This should be in joke section

Mods do the needful

dats a big risk o.....wat if d bank pres no gree

she bad!

LMAO...can't stop laughing.I wish I could actually see d look on d president's face.

That was crazy.....

What a fool!

hehehehehehe.......square balls

This is the most 'romantic' story I've read all week

LWKM!!!