Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,174,189 members, 7,890,999 topics. Date: Tuesday, 16 July 2024 at 06:02 AM

Caution! Ill Netcess Only - Rap Battles (2) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Music/Radio / Rap Battles / Caution! Ill Netcess Only (2813 Views)

Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person / Best Rap Lines That Ill Suit This Title.(still In Love) / 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by bjpumpin(f): 4:17pm On Jan 21, 2009
hi oldsync , flowshow said i should tell u that 2009 ''operation destroy oldsync omo ijebu diss track'' is coming soon
how are u boy?
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by 45thGhost: 6:50pm On Jan 21, 2009
thats was fucking razz men,where u from pumpkin lol?
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by Crude(m): 4:03pm On Jan 27, 2009
Waddup ya'll, Chamo, Sauron, Shaz, Chiogo, MailMalc, HyBrid X, Alexpissu,OldSync, WordSmith, Worldbest, T-Rex and all ya'll. . . . .Check this

[b]I done paid terrible price, it's high time i purchased a difference
Call me a sinking coxswain how i exercise all reasonable dilligence
Ma presence? It reaches out like the scent of a burning incense
Nairaland's Historical Evidence lends it's credence to the pestilence. . . .
. . . .Bars i done fence arround 'em dumb-ass Cretin Rap Students
Now i'm lyrically resourceful, i unleash ma dicck n fucck prudence
This lines might appear belated/
But Isht i done stated aint unrated + Crude aint close to outdated
Brains like excavator, yall dig this, isht aint gotta be annotated
The sick me aint enervated/
I'm fully fledge, clamping down n leaving weak ass ill-fated
Way i soar above the date ya'll can tell Crude be updated
Herad Igloo plaintiffed out, said Bad-ass Crude flow too cold
Doc's like "On the Contrary, he got furnace down his throat"
This Busters mission is busting the mic n leaving lips busted
But haters full to the brim with mockery like G's-Clipping-Musket
Lyrically i ride Retards out, it's ma duty dont grease ma wheels
Tsk! I aint in the Spirit to blind-Swing that Dagger one a-piece
Fucck the game staying gridlocked/
Ya'll gon' let me thru like needle in the course of it's patches work
Was NL' a cobbler? cos therein i was polished, n true matter of fact is
I'ma shine so bright that to see me u gon' need a friggin sunglasses
This aint no diss piece, it's ma lyricography thesis
To all newbies, like blank pages skip over any playa haters critics[/b]

. . . . . . . . .I'm dippin out. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .To be continued
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by Sauron1: 5:00pm On Jan 27, 2009
Crude:

Waddup ya'll, Chamo, Sauron, Shaz, Chiogo, MailMalc, HyBrid X, Alexpissu,OldSync, WordSmith, Worldbest, T-Rex and all ya'll. . . . .Check this

[b]I done paid terrible price, it's high time i purchased a difference
Call me a sinking coxswain how i exercise all reasonable dilligence
Ma presence? It reaches out like the scent of a burning incense
Nairaland's Historical Evidence lends it's credence to the pestilence. . . .
. . . .Bars i done fence arround 'em dumb-ass Cretin Rap Students
Now i'm lyrically resourceful, i unleash ma dicck n fucck prudence
This lines might appear belated/
But Isht i done stated aint unrated + Crude aint close to outdated
Brains like excavator, yall dig this, isht aint gotta be annotated
The sick me aint enervated/
I'm fully fledge, clamping down n leaving weak ass ill-fated
Way i soar above the date ya'll can tell Crude be updated
Herad Igloo plaintiffed out, said Bad-ass Crude flow too cold
Doc's like "On the Contrary, he got furnace down his throat"
This Busters mission is busting the mic n leaving lips busted
But haters full to the brim with mockery like G's-Clipping-Musket
Lyrically i ride Retards out, it's ma duty dont grease ma wheels
Tsk! I aint in the Spirit to blind-Swing that Dagger one a-piece
Fucck the game staying gridlocked/
Ya'll gon' let me thru like needle in the course of it's patches work
Was NL' a cobbler? cos therein i was polished, n true matter of fact is
I'ma shine so bright that to see me u gon' need a friggin sunglasses
This aint no diss piece, it's ma lyricography thesis
To all newbies, like blank pages skip over any playa haters critics[/b]

. . . . . . . . .I'm dippin out. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .To be continued

THIS IS FIRE!!!!!!!
Make sure u submit the concluding part within the next 48 hrs. grin grin grin grin grin
It is now a CRIMINAL OFFENCE to keep us in suspense. cheesy cheesy
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by Crude(m): 6:59pm On Feb 04, 2009
Hmmm. . . . . . . . . . .Still on blaze ya'll dig?
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by Crude(m): 8:16pm On Feb 04, 2009
@Sauron
Just read ur post. . . . . . . .I'm out of time but anyways


Oya now. . . . .


Scratch ma lyrics find it depicts somthn like metaphysics
Split bricks n peeps go like "Aint he got some astrophysics?"
Somthn nausiates me, i got a retch, i'ma throw up on the bar
Way i spit killer venoms like i dont care makes me Pop-Ular
For real i skip pills, aint ma fault i'm just past getting healed
Ma vulnerability fills spines with substance that feels cold n Chill
I'm the heavy weight u cant move even with ur lyrical derrick
Vamp up super lines n got me nothn but the champ-a-delic
U can think of molten lead when u think of wat u just read
Just blessing this thread, i aint in the red case with no rap head


. . . . . . . .Phew!. . . . . .gotta bounce. . . . .
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by chamotex(m): 4:37pm On Feb 06, 2009
Crude:

@Sauron
Just read ur post. . . . . . . .I'm out of time but anyways


Oya now. . . . .


Scratch ma lyrics find it depicts somthn like metaphysics
Split bricks n peeps go like "Aint he got some astrophysics?"
Somthn nausiates me, i got a retch, i'ma throw up on the bar
Way i spit killer venoms like i dont care makes me Pop-Ular
For real i skip pills, aint ma fault i'm just past getting healed
Ma vulnerability fills spines with substance that feels cold n Chill
I'm the heavy weight u cant move even with ur lyrical derrick
Vamp up super lines n got me nothn but the champ-a-delic
U can think of molten lead when u think of wat u just read
Just blessing this thread, i aint in the red case with no rap head


. . . . . . . .Phew!. . . . . .gotta bounce. . . . .

Hey yo, Crude ma Nigga, where u been fam?

I got u on this one bro . . . . . check it


Shhhhhhhhhh!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Caution!, ill netceeees
We taking over this bitch, obvious we the sickest emceeees
This is lyrical science fiction like the movie 'Deep Blue Sea'
We major, our presence make lame textcees pack up and flee
Like the realest physicists, we spitting radioactive isotopes . . .
Treating wack MC’s who can’t blaze the moderfokin microphones
Ironically rhyming 'oxymoronic' flows, students call ‘em 'cold fire'
They say its contradictory, we say its rhetorical the way we inspire
Our spitting sessions are equivalent to dropping nuclear weapons
It’s catastrophic the way we be creating havoc and mass destruction



Shout out to all the real Netcees in the house 

We will terminate those fudge-packing MC's one by one cheesy
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by MrCrackles(m): 4:52pm On Feb 06, 2009
------------------------------------------------------
F.uck Nasty, I got a delivery for you gay, sign here nigga
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Shout out to all the real cats, real dudes do nothing but real shit!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Like Rick Ross said to Fiddy, you are such a monkey, a parody of hip hop
U and ur chicks meeting messy more like ugly betty meeting ugly hovvy, da don of hip hop
M salty about being affiliated with an epileptic lunatic like u coz we both on NL
M da type of cat who will drop 50stacks on poker, lose it then laff, but still drop 50rounds on u via NL
M the best since Pac, Nas, Big and Ra’ , d jumpstart for black people history month
I don’t do PDSA, P[/b]ublic [b]D[/b]isplay of [b]S[/b]elf [b]A[/b]ffection, I come thru fresh like a nu month
I will dispatch you just like the spin off on Channel Four news
Nothing gonna get circulated around you but bad news
I will disband you just like Adriennne Bailon caused d cheetah girl’s disband
Sayonara sucker, hit u in swathes with a big dial face swatch, and rubberbands
Ugly ass you fingering your mates butt for thrills and u all soaked up in c.um lather
More reason why ur sorry ass pack less weights is coz d recession is biting harder
Like Fabolous 5 credit cards got declined, I will make d recession hit u real harder
Put an AK to your cranium, so the halo travels like the speed of light quicker than Lancers
U deserve it, coz that way, u will be resting with lucipher a lot quicker, you goofy pranksta
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
U got served, [b]Fuc.k-A-Shithole
, I will come back with your dinner laced with triple venom
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I HAD TO DELIVER THIS TO OFOKASIBE VIA THIS AVENUE, PUT BITCH ASS NIGGA TO SLEEP IN A PIT WHERE HE BELONG
----------------------------
And to any other cat who wanna a battle, drop the bomb, letz rattle! smiley
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by Crude(m): 5:47pm On Feb 09, 2009
@Chamotex
Word man! Word! Word!!!. . . . . .But i'ma implore u to do somthn for me bro. . . . .Pls. . . . .

Tell this fakers this rider gon' go on spitting this piece like a cypha
Tell 'em on this Land we pay in Bumps n Bruises without Naira
Tell 'em to come barefaced, ma fist is voluminous with socks
Tell 'em to quit riding dicks like bentley n suck some cocks
Tell 'em there 6th needs a patch they dont worth a rash
Tell 'em to take this lash on 'em ass n dip into a marsh
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by DBR: 1:03pm On Feb 17, 2009
Owwwkaiiiy, DBR in the buildin' fake netcees take a bow. Let's keep this easy flowin'.
cheeeaa!

Stand in awe in the presence of greatness/
u's a Comic so Marvel at ma braveness/
caught ice handed in diamond bracelet/
i cant see u dudes y'all is pixilated jpegs
man, im Wat's On ur Mind like a gay Sigmund Freud/
i dont Vibe like that go on n play with 'em toys/
ur battle reminiscent of  Disney animated Troy/
that childish coy cartoon cant win wit that ploy
shud be singin at Opera ur acclaim rap skill is a Phantom/
but u can dance on/
dont need to spit an opus on u/ 
just 1 spittle turns to an octopus and strangulate u/
u suck like spittlebug/
burst on your frothy verse /
lackin in Substance ur mastery is Abstract/
u not an ass kicker/ but an ass licker/
i'm a classi-cal/  artisti-cal rhyme spitter /
perfect line flipper/ im the illest none sicker/
the unrepentantly the wacks killer/
this dude me, i turn the stage to an Abattoir/
it's a war zone ur moniker aint on the Repertoire/
no place for Repetiteur/ a spit of mine more potent than your whole reservoir/
DBR, comin wit a strong drive/ im like the new ride/ ur gurl will wanna ride/
whenever i take her for a ride/ haha,  kiddin im just takin U for a ride/
grin

oNe
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by chamotex(m): 6:25pm On Feb 17, 2009
@DBR
Nice one


Hey yo, Crude, I gat you man . . . . . .



This is 'Thunder-bolt', f.uck with this and end up with an 'incurable ailment'
I spit so much 'breath-taking' shit, ma lyrics hazardous to 'asthmatic patients'
"This is why I'm HOT", you can't extinguish this fire
I'm so ill with no cure, even doctors pack it in and retire
Impeccable with the flow, flawless delivery, call me Mr Perfect
Total non-stop action, dope skills on the mic like a crack addict
Function only on metaphorical brain cells, insane in the membrane
imbecilic MC's tryin to 'bite' get diagnosed with 'teeth migraine'
I'm the reason 'Boxing Day' was invented, throwing phantom punches
Don't hate cuzz jealousy and envy could leave you clutching on crutches
My rap is like getting hit in the head with a steel bar, niggaz lose consciousness
My lyrics contain spirits of goodness, never faded, giving hope to the hopeless



im out
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by ofokasibe: 9:44am On Feb 18, 2009
@chamo
is it that u didnt hear flow's diss to chmahobrassiere or u are too scared to reply too.? nice flows tho
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by Crude(m): 8:33pm On Feb 18, 2009
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , Blazing hot. . . . . . .gon drop mine 2morrow
Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by OldSYNC(m): 11:53am On Mar 21, 2009
My Illness still intact, I aint got no doc to perform the sugery/
I spit beef, fresh and fat, I aint like a fat @ss living on pastery/
I teach dope theories, like Bob -not the one you know with whitney/
So so sick, sometimes my lyrics magnetize paparazis like nude Britney/

I keep this do deep, BUT only the dons know am a blue sea/
Shallow men's knowledge cant read, cos it's just the less they see/
Me basic, flows caustic, Come to me in plastic, am getting acidic/
I spill e'rywhere like everywhere is the Niger Delta, that's tragic/

Dont do shit, but if you come closer to what I spit, Fiyah burn ya/
Metamorphosis just too complete, you skip, you nimphs, pwah (SPIT)
Am already been there, dont try to scare me with battle ground/
No one's ever got me scared, am vigilant dogs, am on a solid ground/

Fouls rally round, they wanna get support from fakers band,
Tell yall chicken minds spit illness, no treatment needed, take a stand/
Am fast becoming the main rappers brand, real heads love me style/
Cos haters of the game now target themselves, senseless homicide/

Am the thread on the wheels of rap's car, I've got the grip,
I make large sized drops everywhere, It aint easy to rip/
Better dont be deceived, money and the game aint an easy thing/
You may need to sustain an injury, like a bruise on you chin, do you t(c)hing

(1) (2) (Reply)

Streetwize In The Booth / Free Hausa Beat / •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°•

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 49
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.