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Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking: 9:15pm On Nov 17, 2014 |
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=544348282346860 Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in: Pastor: How are you? Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy. Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family Akpos (no reply) Pastor: Are you there? Akpos: Yes, my daddy Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings. Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. Pastor: (No reply) Akpos: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. Pastor: (No reply) Akpos: May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name. Pastor: (no reply) Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these prayers Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot! http://www.Nairasky.wapka.mobi 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by Mickchillz(m): 10:41pm On Nov 17, 2014 |
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Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking: 3:57am On Nov 19, 2014 |
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by HenCq15: 9:50am On Nov 19, 2014 |
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Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by Cashio(m): 3:03pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
i laff so tey i begin tink say i don mad |
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking: 3:22pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
Cashio:me 2 |
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oluwasegun4b(m): 10:16pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
I was laughin and I didn't even knw when I started urinating on my body... Akpors no go kill person |
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by falconey(m): 1:30pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Fp |
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking: 10:31pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
oluwasegun4b:. Funny |
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking: 8:05am On Feb 20, 2015 |
Mickchillz: |
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking: 9:13am On Feb 27, 2015 |
[quote author=oviedeking post=30903642][/quote] Hmm |
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