IS THIS TRUE ABOUT MARRIAGE?
THAT MARRIAGE IS "WATCHING ONE CHANNEL FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE WHEREAS U HAVE MANY CHANNELS TO SWITCH ON TO WHENEVER U R TIRED OF WATCHING A PARTICULAR CHANNEL. GUYS WAT DO U PLP SAY>

I dont know

@TOPE2000, BUT U R A WOMAN NOW SO WHY SAYING U DONT KNOW?

No it is not,Marriage is beautiful.

i know is beautiful but would u have to have only ur wife/husband for the rest of ur life?

marriage is the best.

You are free to be who you really are with your spouse. If you dont keep him/her guessing then it will be dull very soon. Intimacy is important in a marriage. doing all the things that you did to get him are the same things you continue to do when you get him.

suprise is a woman's best weapon when married.

thanks ok

a friend sent me these:


Marriage -- Part One, 

1) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence).

2) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are still attached.

3) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

4) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Master's.

5) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger, and two under the man's eyes.

6) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

7) Marriage is not just a having a wife but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-ring
* The Endu-ring

9) Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.

10) It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

11) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

12) It's true that all men are born free and equal-but some of them get MARRIED!

13) There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

14) A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

15) Conversations between son & father:
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

I say whoever told you this is a very good adulterer/adultress

snazzydown:

i know is beautiful but would u have to have only ur wife/husband for the rest of ur life?

YES if one has to respect the meaning of marriage. i see and understand it as a traditional union of one man and one woman. for better and for worse.

marriage is beautiful,from the beginning God created ADAM AND EVE NOT (EVES) so one man,one wife.

I wasn't interested in switching channels before I got married and so it's not a big deal for me. Marriage is not for everyone. If you like to jump around as a single person you will probably not change when you get married

*Hauwa*:

a friend sent me these:


Marriage -- Part One, 

1) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence).

2) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are still attached.

3) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

4) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Master's.

5) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger, and two under the man's eyes.

6) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

7) Marriage is not just a having a wife but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-ring
* The Endu-ring

9) Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.

10) It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

11) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

12) It's true that all men are born free and equal-but some of them get MARRIED!

13) There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

14) A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

15) Conversations between son & father:
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

pretty cool. I esp like these:

*Hauwa*:


5) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger, and two under the man's eyes.

11) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

14) A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

15) Conversations between son & father:
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.