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Newly Weds by Bunmzie: 8:28am On Nov 26, 2008
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.

After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road the new bride sees two cows having sex.

The new bride asks"What are them cows up to honey?"

The husband a bit flustered answers"Why can't you see? Them cows they're roping!"

She replies"Oh I see!"

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.

Again the bride asks"What are them horses doing honey?"

The husband answers again"Them horses they're roping!"

She replies"Oh I see!"

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.

"Oh my!" she cries"What is that?"

"Well darlin'" he chuckles proudly"That's ma'rope!"

She slides her hands down further and gasps"Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks.

"Honey those're my knots!" he answers.

Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says"Stop honey wait a minute!"

Her husband panting a little asks"What's the matter honey am I hurting you?"

"No" the bride replies"undo them damn knots I need more rope!" tongue
Re: Newly Weds by sima(f): 8:29am On Nov 26, 2008
ehmm ehmmm ehmmmmm tongue
Re: Newly Weds by Gabry(f): 9:10am On Nov 26, 2008
I know you did not read. cool
Re: Newly Weds by smartslim: 9:18am On Nov 26, 2008
That must be a very big H O L E to be looking for more ROPE

hmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Newly Weds by romsky: 10:10am On Nov 26, 2008
await Sima, Clem, Ty, Syl or Gabry to help me with d summary
Re: Newly Weds by clemcykul(f): 10:32am On Nov 26, 2008
roflmao i love this joke

loose da damn knot indeed grin grin grin grin grin

all this guys wid small ropes make una mind una sef o grin

romade my darlyn how na
see your jaga jaga head angry grin angry
Re: Newly Weds by romsky: 10:42am On Nov 26, 2008
dat is no summary
Re: Newly Weds by clemcykul(f): 10:59am On Nov 26, 2008
who ever told u i was summarizing bullshit??
does that even look like a summary to u.

i post my thought and dats dat.

get busy and stop lookn for trouble
Re: Newly Weds by romsky: 11:01am On Nov 26, 2008
who can luk 4 trouble as much as u do, None

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