8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you f@rted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's org@sm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig, )

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates s£x by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the, ?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes,  Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life, quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have s£x for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

abeg who go summarise dis one 4 me o

yea its unkle K's babe Gab

KunleOshob:


A pig's org@sm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig, )

Is that a male or a female pig? If its female then some of our girls here wont be impressed.

@kunle i wish wat u wish urself

clemcykul:

@kunle i wish what u wish yourself

Thanx dear

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaT?

clemcykul:

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaT?

Why are you opening your mouth like that? Are you having an orgasm?

Old joke

well i wondr wat 3ominutes of orgasm wud feel like?
dont wanna know sha if its happening to the mail pig.

sniperwolf:

Old joke

New laugh.

Its true that the pigs has the most and longest orgasms when mating and also the pig is known as the smartest anumal on earth.


Most peeps dopnt appreciate them cause they know nothing about them

gabrywyl:

Its true that the pigs has the most and longest orgasms when mating and also the pig is known as the smartest anumal on earth.


Most peeps dopnt appreciate them cause they know nothing about them

and youy ve done your research with them

Nah. . . I saw the documentary about it

lmao

i dont mind having a documentary about tyty

dont worry go to the nearest store
they hav complete package for you

clemcykul:

i don't mind having a documentary about tyty

leave another man's property alone

@sylve, singing fi iyawo oni iyawo si le, fi iyawo oni iyawo si le, fi iyawo oni iyawo si le, fi iyawo oni iyawo si le bo si gbangba ka jo

skipo87:

@sylve, singing fi iyawo oni iyawo si le, fi iyawo oni iyawo si le, fi iyawo oni iyawo si le, fi iyawo oni iyawo si le bo si gbangba ka jo

why dont you go studio for recording and album

because he's wit mi. .

Bunch of clowns

no le le

I wonder why Kunle wish he were a pig

Dami D:

I wonder why Kunle wish he were a pig

Have you ever had an orgasm before?

Ha I can't stop laughing. Very funny indeed

yea

Stop all this nonsense

I'm back
I'l prefer that of the lion combined with that of pig .
GASH! It will be a life well spent. No wonder a man married 86wives in d north.
I av to meet him

why do u keep sayin u're back. .
i dont even know dis 419 guy OO. .