Today has being declared World Toilet Day, everyone shd. drop their appreciations to dier toilets and experience on how toilets saved them from embarrassment one time or the other.

Dearest Toilet

I want to say a BIG thank you for saving me.. thank you for being a great audience to my never-get-to-release album..

Thank you for keeping my secret phone conversations..

Thank you for allowing me to download at highest speed..

Thank you for so many things..

THANK YOU

thank you my ass.
i still prefer the bush.
love my nysc days

Really

Tank you Toilet for the comfort u av always offered and for being dere wen am in need of a hiding place too ;DTank you Toilet for the comfort u av always offered and for being dere wen am in need of a hiding place too.

There was a time my mom was not around and I was to make beans as dinner, not knwing dat dere was palm oil in the house, I went to buy frm a woman on the street. Loo and behold I didn't knw then evryone started purging. The nxt day was Sunday and I went to church then the gobe started. If not for d church toilet and d way I ran systemmatically, only god knws d kind of embarrassment I would av faced.

LOL

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