sleakid:

Lolz personal problem

like?

mikuz:

". . . Phuck 'cartilages' . . I'm strong enough to smack up to 'ten-dons'!! . . ."/

or

" Could fracture bones of contention/ so brave . . . like I got a heart of 10 Dons/ '' - dj5naira.

Happy new year to y'all. I hope all vampires amongst us will change their ways this year. Let's ball...

BAYSKI: Like 'broke bank'. .ah won't leave u "alone"/
Ah "smack ten dons" and mk u shout. . . .ma bone/
Cos Ya'll mofos only be having ah "big edge" though/
After subscription on ya blackberry phone/.

but with my spew/ ninjas can tell i rep an ill crew/
Forgive my last sshit/ and if vets culd get my back cemented on the ground/ then am back on my feet/
Dat means ffr is uplifted coz am carrying it/
And still responsible for the ill droppings/
Coz punches make ninjas "summer salt" the way i roll with "hot toppings"/
I gat love for the cheddas/ everyday am chasing papers/
This dummy hold "waste" like trousers/
Coz he only "load pages" like opera browsers/
Am blowing shots/ the nerd's blowing candles/
Plus talkin sshits he can't handle/
You hardly come sick/ apart from criticising sleak/
But i will forgive the lil prick/ and we don't needa translate his nick/
to tell he's weaker than his chic/
My ciphers stand at ease/
This nerd only see clips during movies/
So we aint suprised please/ if we see this dumb student come with "diss"/ -D's
Airwack only ddope with his cheap talks/
But he couldn't "blow" i, the way i come ddope as russian ffucks
He only be "claiming boxer" if he possess an under-wear/
this rap game, am the founder YEAH/
I will Leave his slumber-near/ when i strike like thunder-here/
His chick can't stop "blowing me" coz i fund-her-peer/
So it aint new i drive insane.. bbitch i gat the honda-gear/
One

Happy New Year yall. God knows I've missed this place. Big ups to everyone keeping it alive. Ibime I hail you ooo

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We don’t like applauding/ cos when he spits. . .we die of boredom/
Consider this a prior warning/ to the guy forming. . . with Sike’s recordings!/
I might invite the entire board in/ to form the tightest cordon/
around the biter with the tyre on him. . . . and let the fire scald him!/
On the mic. . . I’m Michael Jordan/
My left hook is like a Tyson mauling/ cos my Iron Mike. . . leave my rivals falling/
Even if you got a granite jaw. . . beware a right from Foreman!/
My punches crack rocks. . .cos you know this 'black box'. . . . like a 'flight recording'!!/
My rhymes make the difference clear like night and morning/
To spit bars is my righteous calling/
'Piano man' of rap. . . but if I can’t find the right 'accordion'/
I open your mouth. . . reach inside. . . and pull out. . . the vital 'organ'!!/

I don't care who's hating my cred/ or the way I'm making my bread/
Just keep ya feelings to yaself. . . and watch the way that you tread/
cos the day you disrespect me is the day that you'll dread/
cos if I see your 'screw face'. . . I will literally. . . leave a 'nail in your head'/

He wanna fight. . . clearly so/ but how could I fear this ho/
when evidence is right there to show. . .
that I’m iller than nigga he bites from. . . . five years ago!/
My name is the most. . .rated. . . cos Im able to boast/ the most famous of quotes/
Plus I’m the only rapper here . . . that can solve Navier Stokes!/


oNe

lol...Ibime na beef to sleak abi wetin u wan prove, sick one tho

Ibime: .
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We don’t like applauding/ cos when he spits. . .we die of boredom/
Consider this a prior warning/ to the guy forming. . . with Sike’s recordings!/
I might invite the entire board in/ to form the tightest cordon/
around the biter with the tyre on him. . . . and let the fire scald him!/
On the mic. . . I’m Michael Jordan/
My left hook is like a Tyson mauling/ cos my Iron Mike. . . leave my rivals falling/
Even if you got a granite jaw. . . beware a right from Foreman!/
My punches crack rocks. . .cos you know this 'black box'. . . . like a 'flight recording'!!/
My rhymes make the difference clear like night and morning/
To spit bars is my righteous calling/
'Piano man' of rap. . . but if I can’t find the right 'accordion'/
I open your mouth. . . reach inside. . . and pull out. . . the vital 'organ'!!/

I don't care who's hating my cred/ or the way I'm making my bread/
Just keep ya feelings to yaself. . . and watch the way that you tread/
cos the day you disrespect me is the day that you'll dread/
cos if I see your 'screw face'. . . I will literally. . . leave a 'nail in your head'/

He wanna fight. . . clearly so/ but how could I fear this ho/
when evidence is right there to show. . .
that I’m iller than nigga he bites from. . . . five years ago!/
My name is the most. . .rated. . . cos Im able to boast/ the most famous of quotes/
Plus I’m the only rapper here . . . that can solve Navier Stokes!/


oNe

Itz like closely shooting an already dead corpse/
If i call all american cops/
There still gonna be no recourse/
Even dj5naira is having multiple hiccups/
I know sleak in his 2nd life wont bite or do pickups/



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[quote author=Ibime].
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cos if I see your 'screw face'. . . I will literally. . . leave a 'nail in your head'/

Damn! Why Havn't I thought Of That!...DDope shid bro

Who cares bout the applauding/
when i get ddope comments for my recordings/
Its old news i acted "psych"/
But when am on the mic/ its recorded dis vet get more likes/
Still aint stressing issues/
but when you left NL, nobody missed-you/
My cyphers be what ninjas craving-for/
Thus am good to the core/ plus sick with the metaphor/
I SMACK-HIS-BBUTT/, give him more "a$s holes" than p0rno shots/
Cos he's WACK-IN-SHORT/ so their's noway he culd spit this hot..
When i drag the "tube" out of this wayward bbitch to make him LACK-THE'GUTS/
But if he "spitz so"/ only shows this pro has fallen/
And if for 5years he's been rapping/
That means this nerd always come out boring/
Cos we hardly see record labels calling/
So stop faking rapper/ you groomed to loose in any bout/
Plus we've check couples of "released albums" bt still coludnt 'picture you out'
Its best u start afresh and beg for a second chance/
Cos its a disgrace you couldn't blow like unplugged fans/
I move crowds with the bars i've written/
am "smoking hot" within/ like burning lil buildings/
Eacha my bars/ get ninjas/ stitching their scars/
So if u no fit walka pass/ then check my spars/
to beat you, ion needa act KAS/
And i don't only disrespect-you/ i disregard-you
Plus if the alphabet grow grey hairs be the only day i will respect-you...
oNe

4k it! Sleakid,now thats wat I call "Dissing"!...but u myt have Messed With d Wrong Dude brother!....lol,and u wudnt Wanna go near ILLscripts too,like the way he murdered 5NAIRA...lol

Lols. . .i no fit laugH. . .make i dey watch. . .

Lwkmd. . .@if d 'alphabet' eva grows a 'grey hair'
B d only time ah'l 'respect you'. . .ahahahahah
Sleakid yaff madt mehn!!nice one dia bro!

All I need, pebbles and a slingshot/ to make airmark keep shut/
And I only hiccup/ if I take too much liquor/

DeadScrollzz: 4k it! Sleakid,now thats wat I call "Dissing"!...but u myt have Messed With d Wrong Dude brother!....lol,and u wudnt Wanna go near ILLscripts too,like the way he murdered 5NAIRA...lol

hmmmm

BAYSKI: Lwkmd. . .@if d 'alphabet' eva grows a 'grey hair'
B d only time ah'l 'respect you'. . .ahahahahah
Sleakid yaff madt mehn!!nice one dia bro!

i see you man..
oNe

Ibime: .
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We don’t like applauding/ cos when he spits. . .we die of boredom/
Consider this a prior warning/ to the guy forming. . . with Sike’s recordings!/
I might invite the entire board in/ to form the tightest cordon/
around the biter with the tyre on him. . . . and let the fire scald him!/
On the mic. . . I’m Michael Jordan/
My left hook is like a Tyson mauling/ cos my Iron Mike. . . leave my rivals falling/
Even if you got a granite jaw. . . beware a right from Foreman!/
My punches crack rocks. . .cos you know this 'black box'. . . . like a 'flight recording'!!/
My rhymes make the difference clear like night and morning/
To spit bars is my righteous calling/
'Piano man' of rap. . . but if I can’t find the right 'accordion'/
I open your mouth. . . reach inside. . . and pull out. . . the vital 'organ'!!/

I don't care who's hating my cred/ or the way I'm making my bread/
Just keep ya feelings to yaself. . . and watch the way that you tread/
cos the day you disrespect me is the day that you'll dread/
cos if I see your 'screw face'. . . I will literally. . . leave a 'nail in your head'/

He wanna fight. . . clearly so/ but how could I fear this ho/
when evidence is right there to show. . .
that I’m iller than nigga he bites from. . . . five years ago!/
My name is the most. . .rated. . . cos Im able to boast/ the most famous of quotes/
Plus I’m the only rapper here . . . that can solve Navier Stokes!/


oNe

Dope!

DeadScrollzz: 4k it! Sleakid,now thats wat I call "Dissing"!...but u myt have Messed With d Wrong Dude brother!....lol,and u wudnt Wanna go near ILLscripts too,like the way he murdered 5NAIRA...lol

Weak analogy.

easy one.

DeadScrollzz: 4k it! Sleakid,now thats wat I call "Dissing"!...but u myt have Messed With d Wrong Dude brother!....lol,and u wudnt Wanna go near ILLscripts too,like

...that b.itch with the issue of blood!

Ma fingers itchin

INTRODUCTION

QUICK ONE

Ah knw ha shlda done diz b4...am sowi, u can call me 'swaq'/
wen ah drop ma ssh!t u all notice...ur service start 2 hanq/
datz is'nt viruz...it shows ma flowz ha druq/
dropin straight punchiez buh all it does is paint ur eyes "black"/
like batman now u only cums out wen it dark/
ma linez xo s!ck...it killz fast like AIDS...yeah u knw datz dangerous/
though ah aint a gangstar smokin weeds...shootin peepz buh wen ah drop ma linez dey say am notorious/
slayers of hundreds...ah swear battlin me will be torturous/
yeah ah knw dat aint so d0p3 cos kilin hundreds is illega/
now on NL to kill thousands so i'll be a masta/
damn evryone claimin drug...get it outta ur head/
u continue like diz ure guna end-up-dead/
cos wen ah drop ssh!t on ma haterz...dey all end up bleedin-red/
so many wackoz here!...mehn dey're turnin NL into a joke/
dey kip dropin wack linez while ah sit back watchin...still refreshin with a bottle of chilled coke/
now bow down to the rap god...Mistaswaq is talkin/diz is'nt braqin nor frontin/
buh y'all knw ma flow ha overkillin/
still ma respect to Mikuz, Ojoawo, Ibime and dose whu ha better dan me here/
hey dnt juj yet...<smokin weed>...yeah juj by wot ah spit into the air/
ah knw afta ha drop this<diss> sum ninjaz quna pick up on me...buh ah dnt care/
ah was determined to make name for maself in diz ff-ckin world of nairaland/
U on the top becareful ah may come from behind!

D0n3

SMH vigorously!

Am like a nigerian model step mom.....

Am harsh wif children/ now u hatting blaq's improvements/
I culd drive u nuts by jes clapping two techs!/........or Jes slot in dat rocketeer video....so u'd see Sum Far East movements!/
See am On ma flow like sailors/ .....fashioning blows like tailors/
Against me....a nigga Says "I will survive".....its Too much gloria gaynor!/
Hold ya praise Son!/......I knw I'v gat insane lines/
Bleep around I'd gladly waste nines/.......see I Too get Mouth!....culd french kiss Two chicks At the Same Time!/
U'r chick 'd admit am the tighter Bro/.....Yeah I like her Though/ she Claims am Good in bed......Maybe Cos I gat A Job wif vitafoam/
Bt Yo ibime? Heard around here u the best dude/ dat nobody culd Test You/ Bt now u Resting?....bt Yo See this vet Crude/
Bout to leave u like diana lane in unfaithful!....wen u bleeped in the Rest Room!!!!!!/
bt I knw he's fake to his skin/ it not ur fault akon 'd take d Blame Too in this/......bt he'd be lame to resist/ .......bt criously he'd see this as sum mountain climbing ticket........as he'd take To his Hills!!!!!/
Bleep his marriage storys....he's gay from his face up/ at home he does sum shake off/ staring at his booty in d mirror...wif sum make up/ I wulda said I'd Bleep u up here............but the odds be I might be doing u a favor!!!/
Bleep it......a face off! Wuld only end wif ur face off!/
U jes a bitch nigga/ .....see mister/ after I fuckd ur wife...she screamed wit Ah/ loud voice.....den she whisperd/ fucking ibime makes me feel lyka lesbian.......he such a bitch nigga!/

So I guess he'd be in sum swim suit in his reply.......he's such a 'Bitch' nigga/!!!!!



Biatch

Am like a nigerian model step mom.....

Am harsh wif children/ now u hatting blaq's improvements/
I culd drive u nuts by jes clapping two techs!/........or Jes slot in dat rocketeer video....so u'd see Sum Far East movements!/
See am On ma flow like sailors/ .....fashioning blows like tailors/
Against me....a nigga Says "I will survive".....its Too much gloria gaynor!/
Hold ya praise Son!/......I knw I'v gat insane lines/
Bleep around I'd gladly waste nines/.......see I Too get Mouth!....culd french kiss Two chicks At the Same Time!/
U'r chick 'd admit am the tighter Bro/.....Yeah I like her Though/ she Claims am Good in bed......Maybe Cos I gat A Job wif vitafoam/
Bt Yo ibime? Heard around here u the best dude/ dat nobody culd Test You/ Bt now u Resting?....bt Yo See this vet Crude/
Bout to leave u like diana lane in unfaithful!....wen u bleeped in the Rest Room!!!!!!/
bt I knw he's fake to his skin/ it not ur fault akon 'd take d Blame Too in this/......bt he'd be lame to resist/ .......bt criously he'd see this as sum mountain climbing ticket........as he'd take To his Hills!!!!!/
Bleep his marriage storys....he's gay from his face up/ at home he does sum shake off/ staring at his booty in d mirror...wif sum make up/ I wulda said I'd Bleep u up here............but the odds be I might be doing u a favor!!!/
Bleep it......a face off! Wuld only end wif ur face off!/
U jes a bitch nigga/ .....see mister/ after I fuckd ur wife...she screamed wit Ah/ loud voice.....den she whisperd/ bleeping ibime makes me feel lyka lesbian.......he such a bitch nigga!/

So I guess he'd be in sum swim suit in his reply.......he's such a 'Bitch' nigga/!!!!!



Biatch

ThaBlaqBones. . .sick sick sick!
.buh u dnt wanna get on Ibime's nerve, dat i believe, u also shud knw hw 2 diffrentiate tins lyk f.uck, b!tch, etc. . .

to add to dis, sum ppl, mad dudes, are just makin hia luk dull, i swear. . .i just hope d.opes are takin note. . .and especially MIKUZ, cant u do smtin as a moderator especially....cz dis is rili gettin outta hand

#e-me!

ThaBlaqBonez:
Bleep his marriage storys....he's gay from his face up/ at home he does sum shake off/ staring at his booty in d mirror...wif sum make up/ I wulda said I'd Bleep u up here............but the odds be I might be doing u a favor!!!/

Impressive!

Tx for the hint bruv, shit gave me loads of problems yday

Sick one their blaqbones.

jamez3d:


Impressive!

Tx sire.........been following ya shit from fbr....plus u knw me on audio na, tru k-enzyme

Ibime: .
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We don’t like applauding/ cos when he spits. . .we die of boredom/
Consider this a prior warning/ to the guy forming. . . with Sike’s recordings!/
I might invite the entire board in/ to form the tightest cordon/
around the biter with the tyre on him. . . . and let the fire scald him!/
On the mic. . . I’m Michael Jordan/
My left hook is like a Tyson mauling/ cos my Iron Mike. . . leave my rivals falling/
Even if you got a granite jaw. . . beware a right from Foreman!/
My punches crack rocks. . .cos you know this 'black box'. . . . like a 'flight recording'!!/
My rhymes make the difference clear like night and morning/
To spit bars is my righteous calling/
'Piano man' of rap. . . but if I can’t find the right 'accordion'/
I open your mouth. . . reach inside. . . and pull out. . . the vital 'organ'!!/

Plus I’m the only rapper here . . . that can solve Navier Stokes!/
oNe

Real nice!

Little keys



Ure d type that supportz CM ur noth more than a 'punk'
I take it eazy on u, ma last though is 'stop'
All ur fans r unplugged! U can neva 'blow'
Am the sun ur the bulb ill melt u while I 'glow'
Ill keep out of service like pregnant prostitut(e)
If barz can glow mine would probably rule the pendants constitues
Ure sick? Ill dig up ur brail to make u 'well'
Niggaz wanna school me but ur barz are as annoyin as end of break 'bell'
Am so wicked, I chazed devil outta his 'throne'
Cuz ull only make 'bold' linex when ur placed as a sim in blackberry 'phones'
U don't spit, u only pull tounges like 'toads'
Like a fuji artist no one here on rap battles forum would visit ur show
Ur dope? That must b a written mistake
Ur angry? Sure ma punches would b fast to get ur heart bleed with rage
If ur lines could 'add' up money stacks u probably raped calculators
Ill b formin clough in ur water like u used stale percolators
Like haggard bitches goin to churches ull get no pray/prey
Ur lines exposes stupidity! No need to sway

e-Iceberg:
ThaBlaqBones. . .sick sick sick!
.buh u dnt wanna get on Ibime's nerve, dat i believe, u also shud knw hw 2 diffrentiate tins lyk f.uck, b!tch, etc. . .

to add to dis, sum ppl, mad dudes, are just makin hia luk dull, i swear. . .i just hope d.opes are takin note. . .and especially MIKUZ, cant u do smtin as a moderator especially....cz dis is rili gettin outta hand

#e-me!

Do what exactly . . . ?

Mtcheew. . . .rap royalty rockz. . .best

the boss has arrived