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Re: Flow For Rank by ILLScripts: 5:14pm On Apr 15, 2013
mikuz:


You have to battle a member and from what I can see in the records, Ibime is the one . . .
wait o...IBIME is the main person naw...he sud be the Last Boss...anyway...IBIME,DBR,MIKUZ and STREETWISE are ma opponents ryt?,?...just the 4 of u,?,?
Re: Flow For Rank by nosagold(m): 5:20pm On Apr 15, 2013
ILLScripts:
wait o...IBIME is the main person naw...he sud be the Last Boss...anyway...IBIME,DBR,MIKUZ and STREETWISE are ma opponents ryt?,?...just the 4 of u,?,?

And nosa.
Re: Flow For Rank by Eyeque: 5:22pm On Apr 15, 2013
Na me be the tutor wey prudent/.. Wen Ah teach aw to spray bullet/..finish, na to use script take dey test my students/

Na me be mic vandal../ dem hail mme cos I sabi d right angle/ dis mumu don tey wey e dea find hype, e no even sabi triangles!/

No be me yu fit follow play/I put hole 4 person chest cos hin carry ma henesy troway/ Him put hole 4 person chest.. Dem catch am, call am ole ole!!/

Olorogun..4 dis game nobody dea drag am/.. Any small wahala dem go say na ink start am/..cos I fit sheet 4 church make father pack am/

I go scatter ya weddin snatch d babe yu wan marry/..put quarel btw yu, ur fans and ur paddi/..even tho na eba yu wan mak, I go put san san 4 ur garri/

Shawties dey flood in were I tak ma BB chill/ som call me woman wrapper cos I mak dia sissy trip/..yu dey call mme judas cos I kiss ur chick/

I and k..

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Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 5:27pm On Apr 15, 2013
ILLScripts:
wait o...IBIME is the main person naw...he sud be the Last Boss...anyway...IBIME,DBR,MIKUZ and STREETWISE are ma opponents ryt?,?...just the 4 of u,?,?


. . . Your best bet is between Mikuz and Ibime.

Defeat any one of them, get inducted and make history.
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 5:37pm On Apr 15, 2013
Rap maestro: Aye ho, Dj5naira

Very respectful of you son.
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 5:41pm On Apr 15, 2013
Tztyphoon: Give us MIKUS vs ILLSCRIPT... *shoutin*

U MUST FIGHT!!!!!


gringrin gringrin gringrin gringrin gringrin gringrin
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 5:46pm On Apr 15, 2013
Rap maestro: ....HOLLA..
>
make una no dey-fight/
unless u'll fight wit a broken-sprite/bottle
yea sprite... Sleak says,"I'm givin dis peepz dark moment", well, i've broke-d-light/
shedding blood from peepz wit his punches, is Mik's whole-delight/
i owe-d-bride... So i'll pay d groom and let my Cockerel-slide/
>
Wey Misterswaq?/
cos its dat peep dat can try settle dis 'where ma nig.ga's stand'/
yea.. Dis place can contain us all, call it a bigger-land/
except u've bn infested wit wack-illness, den u won't see when i hit u wit ma quicker-plank/yea, sink em wit ur flows like dey're drowning in a quicker-sand/
i concot punches wit wat i pen, f**k d beaker-stand/
u beta 'turn-around', like i mutte 'alohomorra' and wave a witchcraft-wand/
>
i strike dis faggs like i've completed a row of 'Ex & ho {X and O}' /press-arrow key on the Screen and u'll see me best their-COs../
i'm not d type dat fights and say,"lets Rest and Go"/
see me wit my short barz unlike Dj5naira, i can still pierce-tha-foes/
yea.. Dey digg d dirt, datz when u'll only see dem Mess-their-hoS/
>
OH! OH!
>
premium-rhymerz/
yea.. IBime, we all knw dat, but wit new vetz u'll end up wit Silicon-linerz/
minimum-dinerz/
but we devour plenty Mof0s like say we plenty pass d millenium-CHINA/
i hold d horn of strong bulls, while u are onto d horn of mild UNICORN-whiner/
pass me d choco/
make i eat dem barz and leave rest to d Last-uni-MOFO/
"Watch ur time", i think datz Swatch's-looney-motto/
where me go pass-to-goto/
pronto.... U spitt wack like u've sucked Clitt-of-TONTO/

Like Forest set Ablazed . . . i'd have the fella ego Burning Up/ i'd bully the mild Cat . . . like ima Naughty Dogg/
ima full grown Tree . and him? grasses, Weed, mushrooms . . . still Coming Up!/

im allergic to NaCl . . . so for spitting insult from close range ...back at this thug/ i'd fire the clerk for dissing his boss/
X this anonymous fraudster . . . for sparring with 'unknown CON-cepts' like Speaking in Tongues/

Kidnapped the foreigner . none could even ask Why . . . like pronouncing the alphabetical symbol of ¥en/
Pin him to the ground in this wrestling bout/ 'fore a count to 3 my palm already covering his mouth . . . I won't let him shout/ lay my hand on his head . then do a quick slice on his throat the SAME way I kill Christmas Hen/

Gases occupying the walls of my a.nal pipe would murd this pig . . . if I should spray fart on the pork/ think I could now be considered a worthy cat all in all/
im more like a Bad Switch to him . . . his gayish act Can't Turn Me On/

Ya above verses Newspaper's Graffiti . brief, concise, Laugh Able/ and the lines? Dry, Crispy . . . like the texture of Wafers, Flakes & Pringles!!/
In his home town/ he had illusion bout my GHOST HOUSE/ . but I move swiftly to kill him . . . so the blind bartimeus 'wouldn't see me' like I turned INN-visible!/

See me flying on air . . . Boeing aircraft/ im famous . known from countries to Towns like Festac/
Im real on rap/ hes King of Phags/ so I sawed off his long p.enis . . ''then tie it around his dome'' . . . like Head Scarf!/

He dreams BIG . . . but in real life, hes Chris pet, a 'small lean' rat/ y'all gotta cover your works cuz he Copy Cats/ i'd make his own blood splatter on the surface and still force HIM ...'the maid' . . . to mop it with rags!/
Steadily punch his eyeballs till he 'no longer sees anything' . . . like Cups in the Dark!/

I expertly X O's cuz i've mastered the game of Tic Tac Toe/ trap the b.itch mouse/ after killing his real spouse in his house/ with my Rat Tool/
cuz im purely configured for battle . you jes a Snake tail, you solely Rattle/

I transform beef to cardboards the way im easily tearing/ your 2 small 4 me . . . so u ''stay wrapped around my index finger'' like Wedding Ring/
No doubt, im the best thing/ ironic how constantly I spit ill yet . . . still stay hale and hearty/ are you that ''woman with the issue of blood?'' . DAMN! your smelly/ drop Neyo chorus . cuz wackness will everly Be On You . . . like the T-Shirt your Wearing!!!/
Re: Flow For Rank by khimwhyte(f): 6:03pm On Apr 15, 2013
its just funny how some people rate themselves. Is it same mikuz that's recieved excess beating from facebook?
Okay U3 just made it to the hall of fame cos he's whooped mikuz.
Hmmm who again?
Lwkmd funny people
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 6:11pm On Apr 15, 2013
khimwhyte: its just funny how some people rate themselves. Is it same mikuz that's recieved excess beating from facebook?
Okay U3 just made it to the hall of fame cos he's whooped mikuz.
Hmmm who again?
Lwkmd funny people

I love it when you type my name . . . grin grin
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 6:44pm On Apr 15, 2013
Ibime:



Just seen Prekky take shots at the Lord of rhyme/
He spat boring lines/ that’s undefined/
. . . . now ponder mine/
You sure to find/ my verse wack. . .
. . . . if I tried to respond in kind!!!/


I’m undermined. . . like grey metals/
till I raise levels. . .
Raise devils/ from Hades level/
to break surface and encase Prekkles/ in great shackles!/
Run his Jetta off the road and break pedals/
Spray bezels/ from my 38 special. . .
and leave his face speckled/ with eight freckles!!/

He claim pace setter. . .. I Mo Farah this fake rebel/
I wait till his pace settles/ then overtake. . . and take medals!/


. . And my wife’s in great fettle/
if he ever tried to penetrate temples/ he'll break pencils!!/
. . . even if I tell her to play gentle!/
so this ain't a battle. . . he should try to make sexuál!/

Look. . .he claiming rápe levels/ but he’s a gáy who makes kettles!/
and drinks pomegranate tea. . .with fig dates and braised lentils!/
plus. . . I saw him at my wedding. . . he came to spray petals!/


Everytime a girl says hi. . . his face trembles/
but you might find him cruising a paid rental/ through gáy central!!!/


Every rhyme he displays gets booed by strange heckles/
His name temporal!/
PH, my main place. .. but my fame Federal!/
Bottomline. . . this fake pretzel/ ain't worth eight shekels!/

I decapitate vessels/ if Prekky try to play wrestle/
I'm the great General/ that aim pebbles/ and slay several. . .
Goliaths. . like King David from the place Bethel/

Battling me?. . . that game stressful/
I deformulate his ether. . . to methanesulfonate ethyl/
then use it to make methyl/
. . .by reducing his spirit level!!!/


I'm light years ahead. . . we don't keep the same schedule!!!/


Y'all shine like fake emeralds!/
. . but no matter your hate level. .
just admit my monoflow. . . is something that you rate special!/

Monoflow King. . . nothing more to say. . . debate settled!!!/



grin grin grin



oNe

Oboy . . . Kai!!

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Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 6:52pm On Apr 15, 2013
mikuz:


Ibime keeps insisting on faulting my style/
When he keeps retouching my lines/
He always got something to bite/
I leave it raw and blunt . . . with nothing to hide/
. . . so what the hell is he accussing me for?/
knowing you popped a line a used before!/

Ya boys make me agree road?/
You left so many bullet in? . . . so many wordplays too bland to post/
Lay him in state . . . Dbr's line he slammed and stole/
You worry boys . . .plus other trash he wrote/
Oga you better start pushing coke . . .if you think the puns you draft be döpe!/

You talk about your wedding/ like no individual or person/
has ever matched such matrimonial setting/
You're a disaster to PH city . . . better watch ya spellings/
The woman you boast about . . . be who even taxi drivers bed in/
cos you're too ugly . . . give up and stop the repping/ the marriage left you flat broke . . . no story telling/
So market the dvds as well and get them selling!/


Just retire and stop rhyming here/
Lifting lines from Street and Dbr . . . you really the one biting pairs/
only seeing his face/ Irritates me . . .
he better retire and go back to his village/
. . . or I'll axe him in two . . . and give him a splitting image!/

My flame abrutly appear/ to end his dwindling career/
Pace with the speed of an Angel to . . . put Di nigga in Ma-rear!/

I'll be erasing his damn trace/ to have him facing his end days/
. . . so if he rakes in the first place/
I'll decapitate him in a path . . . the only way he'd be making a headway!/

He got no shame . . . the guys a fuçker/
claiming he got a base . . .when we know its only a binary number/

The crowd roar and exalt/ once I show on the spot/
You might be a seasoned vet . . .but Im 'above the salt'/
. . . so to cut the long story short/
Ya career should be over by now . . .
Cos you'll be left with no limbs if your 'gloves are off'!/

You are on a failed course abort the mission . . ./
. . . Ya rhymes fat? nigga you definately need an optician/
Got a pot of gold . . . I make the money burn/
plus my coins got an aroma . . .cos Im in a 'mint condition'!/

I rhyme for fans and you rhyme for gæys/
barber here so its ya time to fade/
Got the Honor . . you know this guy is Made/
The greatest . . . what my title says/
I come with a shine . .
That blind you fakes!/

grin grin
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 7:01pm On Apr 15, 2013
Ibime: Welcome to new ill heads. . .



Bytch niggaz changing their post/
when Wiz first dropped. . . he placed him in quotes/ and praised him as dopé/
Problem child. . . these Guardians. . . ain't able to cope/
Watch their baby elope/
I warri boys. . . go ask "delta Y". . .like the "gradient of slope"/


They know that my verse kill/ from Choba to Churchill/
I'm imposing ma verb skill/
I got two afflictions. . . my flow and my words ill/
Shakespearean language. . .my poems and my mirth thrill/
I got 'rich vocabulary'. . . I spit quotes that unearth mills!/


Mik know for biting ears/ that's highly clear/
cos he print screen. . . every time my rhymes appear/
He know ma bars better than me. . . make this guy beware/
Avocado rapper. . . known for biting 'peers'!/


These new facebook guys really bringing the heat/
Lyricist geeks/
who came to spit and compete/

They milk applause. . but they poor substitutes. . . soya!/
I introduce em to the destroyer/
. . .and ensure they sign probate with their lawyer/
cos their rhymes kinda feminine. . .Toya!/
Before they spar me. . . they better 'man well'. . . Neuer!/



oNe


hehehe . . . Illscripts should drop some lines for . . .
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:21pm On Apr 15, 2013
Ninjas like DBR, Sauron and Mikuz spat dopeness for a long time here. Streetwize made his name in a blistering winter of high class battles. But there's quite a few heads these days with the potential as well. Mikuz just took me down memory lane. Lemme take ya'll further back with one of the old classics from the old freestyle lounge. . .this is from 4 years ago. . .

Ibime:

The world after Nuclear War


And then there was light! – the light expanded-its-base/
Its radius travelled-in-waves/ till the whole land-was-a-waste/
Then it hit its spectral limit and contracted-with-haste/
rebounding in toward itself as the gamma-decayed/
You could only assess the damage from the vantage-of-space/
by plotting radioactive rays/ from a satellite-trace/

Even missile defence couldn’t predict-the-flight-path/
And quick-as-light-flash/ niggas withered-like-grass/
The wicked-might-laugh/ as the articles-relay…
“The war’s won!”….but how long do particles-decay?/

Its hard-for-me-to-say/ but I woke-wheezing/
nauseous with nose-bleeding/ from the smoke-breathed-in/
cockroaches speeding-past/ feeding on the bleeding-mass/
I’m breathing-ash/ and helium-gas/ released by the blast/
I proceed-to-gasp “where’s my wife?”…as the demons-flash/
finding her would be a really Herculean-task/
I begin-limping/ skipping over niggas with limbs-missing/
then a familiar figure stumbled into my dim-vision/
I recognised her frame in a quick-instant/
She survived! - I cried as we embraced, lips-kissing/

Then I noticed her legs, they bled-profusely/
then I trembled cos the next thing she said-confused-me/
“Take care of our son”….were the last words she mumbled/
and that’s when I heard the baby crying in the rubble!/

Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:47pm On Apr 15, 2013
Take five.....
Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:18pm On Apr 15, 2013
i'll break dis faggs line, call dat 'PARA-graph'/
when i send splinterz of teeth erywhere u'll knw I scatter-laff/
i ain't 2face, but I spray 'blood on tha dance fl00r' like say on stage i just murder-calf/
yea dis faggs dey have their mother-carved/
i sorta-serve bones of haterz like delicacy in ah cuisine wit a Loiter-staff/
yea... Like Pacific Ocean, my flow can't dry/
cos wit dis fagg's weak punches, i knw i shan't or can't-die/
well... Wether una rate me 'HOp{up}', or u say i'on do 'nikki's hip or waste', i just knw wif my drug i stand-high/
bland-hi when i pull dah chord of tha phone and still wait while d rest stand-in-line/
Okay.. Not Okey bakassi, but similarly we both crack ribs/
we just diff, cos i leave d bones at Crab's-crib/datz where it belong..
Show muscle all u like, but like g.ay f.uck, i'll slap-tigh/
who dem be? DJ wif no turntable/
always forming drugs, maybe he's a pharmacist dat helped form-table{dat chemistry sh?t u knw na}/
dissing me z impossible, cos its like saying grammy in 9ja, f**k-staple/
dey can only wheel punches on me, if dey beg and f**k-cr¡pp|e/
i'll leave u limping like u suffered from polio/
yo... Even as an 'artiste' dat nidz red paint to draw... ur blood earned just to brawl-yo/
try again again later... U'll get there, just crawl-more/
Re: Flow For Rank by GLACIERZ(m): 2:02am On Apr 16, 2013
MiKuz, Ibime. . . . FFR Demons stil reppin!

yet some lowlives will rant rubbish abt em!

long way to go mehn. . .
monoflow?? i'l try it one day. . .my head go burst for rhyme. . . .

grin
Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 2:47am On Apr 16, 2013
Anyone who says Mikuz is wack, needs spiritual beating.
. . . Mikuz is VERY dope. . . Even Facebook ninjas say so. But that doesnt mean he can't lose battles to even wacks.


khimwhyte: its just funny how some people rate themselves. Is it same mikuz that's recieved excess beating from facebook?
Okay U3 just made it to the hall of fame cos he's whooped mikuz.
Hmmm who again?
Lwkmd funny people
. And FYI . Mikuz wasnt whooped. He's battle was badly judged by Judges who can't rhyme properly, and can't differentiate between a simile, metaphor and pun.
. 95percent of the ninjas in that group on facebook, till today, still think Mikuz won that battle fair an square.
Re: Flow For Rank by airmark(m): 7:25am On Apr 16, 2013
I don miss ffr.Poor sleakid, was it not the same sleakid begging not quite long for biting a whole verse here on ffr? Mikuz don suffer from this annoying couple.
airmark:
Beef khim or sleakid, you see increda, they bought him school uniform/
Re: Flow For Rank by mistaswag(m): 10:56am On Apr 16, 2013
Rap maestro: ....HOLLA..
>
make una no dey-fight/
unless u'll fight wit a broken-sprite/bottle
yea sprite... Sleak says,"I'm givin dis peepz dark moment", well, i've broke-d-light/
shedding blood from peepz wit his punches, is Mik's whole-delight/
i owe-d-bride... So i'll pay d groom and let my Cockerel-slide/
>
Wey Misterswaq?/
cos its dat peep dat can try settle dis 'where ma nig.ga's stand'
/
yea.. Dis place can contain us all, call it a bigger-land/
except u've bn infested wit wack-illness, den u won't see when i hit u wit ma quicker-plank/yea, sink em wit ur flows like dey're drowning in a quicker-sand/
i concot punches wit wat i pen, f**k d beaker-stand/
u beta 'turn-around', like i mutte 'alohomorra' and wave a witchcraft-wand/
>
i strike dis faggs like i've completed a row of 'Ex & ho {X and O}' /press-arrow key on the Screen and u'll see me best their-COs../
i'm not d type dat fights and say,"lets Rest and Go"/
see me wit my short barz unlike Dj5naira, i can still pierce-tha-foes/
yea.. Dey digg d dirt, datz when u'll only see dem Mess-their-hoS/
>
OH! OH!
>
premium-rhymerz/
yea.. IBime, we all knw dat, but wit new vetz u'll end up wit Silicon-linerz/
minimum-dinerz/
but we devour plenty Mof0s like say we plenty pass d millenium-CHINA/
i hold d horn of strong bulls, while u are onto d horn of mild UNICORN-whiner/
pass me d choco/
make i eat dem barz and leave rest to d Last-uni-MOFO/
"Watch ur time", i think datz Swatch's-looney-motto/
where me go pass-to-goto/
pronto.... U spitt wack like u've sucked Clitt-of-TONTO/

wink
Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:59am On Apr 16, 2013
mistaswag:

wink
grin
Re: Flow For Rank by GLACIERZ(m): 11:00am On Apr 16, 2013
ThunderStorm: Anyone who says Mikuz is wack, needs spiritual
beating.
. . . Mikuz is VERY dope. . .

#GBAM!!!
even GUINESS RECORD BOOKS will concor
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 11:46am On Apr 16, 2013
GLACIERZ!:


#GBAM!!!
even GUINESS RECORD BOOKS will concor

Make una leave matter for Mathias . . .
Imagine one of 'em calling this a metaphor.

Hes claiming Huge . . . when he lacks Identity in the group . . like the cross product of the
vectors in a set!!!/

I told you your last battle lacked 'credible voters'!
Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 12:06pm On Apr 16, 2013
mikuz:

Make una leave matter for Mathias . . .
Imagine one of 'em calling this a metaphor.

Just like i said. . They don't know what a metaphor really is. . .
. . And Ninjas on facebook depend on quantity than quality . . So they tend to stretch sooo freaking much.
Re: Flow For Rank by khimwhyte(f): 12:07pm On Apr 16, 2013
chuka why didnt u vote so you give mikuz the win?
Tsw.. ddickriders..
He's lost and he cant do anything about it. Stop supporting mikuz' childish behaviour. You're bigger than this
Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 12:18pm On Apr 16, 2013
i'm getting sick and tired of una sh!t.. MIKUS VS SLEAK will settle dis.. Wit credible voterz like ojo, khim{i knw she won't be bias}, scrollz, scriptz
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 12:43pm On Apr 16, 2013
khimwhyte: chuka why didnt u vote so you give mikuz the win?
Tsw.. ddickriders..
He's lost and he cant do anything about it. Stop supporting mikuz' childish behaviour. You're bigger than this

grin grin
Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 1:03pm On Apr 16, 2013
khimwhyte: chuka why didnt u vote so you give mikuz the win?
Tsw.. ddickriders..
He's lost and he cant do anything about it. Stop supporting mikuz' childish behaviour. You're bigger than this
Lol@Dickriders. . . Funny how you just jump to call who ever supports what you're against - a dickrider. .
. . Ma'am, i don't do so. And i'm never known to be one. I'm just stating facts here.

. I didnt judge in mikuz battle because i was VERY VERY sick to the core at that time.
Re: Flow For Rank by khimwhyte(f): 1:58pm On Apr 16, 2013
ThunderStorm:
Lol@Dickriders. . . Funny how you just jump to call who ever supports what you're against - a dickrider. .
. . Ma'am, i don't do so. And i'm never known to be one. I'm just stating facts here.

. I didnt judge in mikuz battle because i was VERY VERY sick to the core at that time.
sorry sir, bt why criticise the other judges.. Must every verdict go your own way? Different judges, different views please
Re: Flow For Rank by khimwhyte(f): 2:00pm On Apr 16, 2013
Rap maestro: i'm getting sick and tired of una sh!t.. MIKUS VS SLEAK will settle dis.. Wit credible voterz like ojo, khim{i knw she won't be bias}, scrollz, scriptz
what has sleak got to do wit my previous post
Re: Flow For Rank by mistaswag(m): 2:41pm On Apr 16, 2013
hmmmn.... craziness... smh
Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 3:23pm On Apr 16, 2013
khimwhyte: what has sleak got to do wit my previous post
just saying

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