Nairaland will never change,no wonder they whuped the so called king anyhow on insignia...lol

KillaVerse: Nairaland will never change,no wonder they whuped the so called king anyhow on insignia...lol

Why didn't you sign up for the tourney? Scared of being trashed . . .?
Na people like una dey fall this country hands. Your parents won't help matters instead! Send your wards to quality schools dem no go gree. Take a second look at what you just typed above. When those Indian guys started postulating that Nigerians can't write/comprehend BASIC English I couldn't help but get ashamed on your behalf. Read your books una na go gree; instead na to spend unlimited hours, wasting your time on 2go and whatsapp!! You see yourself? Killaverse you're a proof that Nigerian schools produce blockheads!! How was your jamb result?
The day you drop a topical or battle a real netcee, thats when I'll start taking you serious.
Have you stopped begging Ibime for battle? Keep kneeling!!! Or are you tired of begging? Men do what boys can only dream of. What Mikuz does with ease is what Killaverse dreams to do. Mikuz has arguably battled the best in the game and he doesn't care if he loses or wins, so long as ITS JUST FOR FUN!! Killaverse, if you think I rate you over Rap maestro or Dj then you better start thinking twice! You're doing all these because I refused to battle you; but I wonder how I'd manage to accept your callout when you do not know what do write in a topical or draft a monoflow( I wonder if you know what that means). Keep jumping from site to site begging for battles!

KillaVerse: Nairaland will never change,no wonder they whuped the so called king anyhow on insignia...lol

Lets not mind what the nuccas speaking/ cos anything he spew is deceiving/
. . . he didn't sign up for Insignia . . for the fear of being brutally beaten!/
This homeless minion/ lack posts with wisdom/
I wonder how he ll cope with Jamb . . with his woeful diction!/
He couldn't afford to mess with hindus/ what a pesky recluse/
. . he became a drop out . . cos his pops used his tuition for more pressing issues!/
He deserves ta get his @ss slammed in the gutter/ for being unable to put syllable raps in good order/
cos he can't write a sentence devoid of a grammatical blunder!/
He shoulda been told ta try upgrading his texts/ before looking start a debate with a vet/
cos we know he stayed clear from the topical to avoid disgracing himself!/
Killaverse now wanna resort to lies/ after how many days awol . . this kid ought to die/
he left NL . . . the topicals chased him . . since he didn't know what to write!/
This b@stard is dull/ little wonder he spits wack bars in brawls/
. . so its no surprise . . while he was making battle requests . . nobody answered his call!/
His drops are nothing/ . . . puns? appalling/
. . how many netcees can he stand? cos we know Nosa or Glacies will surely murk him/ since hes famous for forcing multies!/
. . . confusing the rules/ and polluting with bulls/
so this case is closed . . no more exchange of words . . with the product of a community school!/

tangent:

nice flow, you were consistent all the way throughout. transitions were on point and delivery was okay. i will like to see a battle tho.

final rank: gold.

Delivery from d MC's text...no sir u can't judge dat till u listen to d vocals...

KillaVerse: Nairaland will never change,no wonder they whuped the so called king anyhow on insignia...lol

did you read the lines? That LEE of a guy wasn't making sense.. L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ india people funny sha..

All you peoples should start posting links of your tracks.

LOL. .see charcoal callin kettle black!
U are a d!k rider if u always need to make dippy point bout ishhh witout understanding the context.
E'rbody, well xcept the dumb ones which u tryna be part of, understood the lines so i worry much bout ur motivations.
How on earth will U, who usually use parenthesis in ur bars come here
and troll about sm1 who did a "breakdown" of his verse because its was requested for?

Way back I was the one tellin U that u dont have to xplain ur lines in parenthesis smack in the moment of delivery. I did my breakdown after i'v dropped the verse (which artiste do).

U the guilty 1 here dude, u use annotations, parenthesis. .i dont!
Niggaz lie a lot, proofs dont.
Now, true story. Remember when i dubbed ur lines "YORI YORI" verse. .cos u always puttin d meanin in BRACKETS ??
Now u'l tryna talk smart? Now u talkin trash? Mtcheww. . boy, take a walk!


I know u just wanna drag me into stuff. .but sorrwieee not tday.

#thatAll

oNe

mikuz:
Killaverse, if you think I rate you over Rap maestro or Dj then you better start thinking twice!

...and end thinking once.

I strike easily/ these slimy gimmicks/ or any wildly billy/ in tight bikini/ with my lightenin' lyrics/
Rip the half-caste into quarters . . . sword-fightin' with him/ but 'fore I slice the limp prick/ lemme embellish the tale a bit . . . you not a god, Hercules but a weak bros . . . . Mr Gild, the lily!/

Over, off the scene/ I fling these shy canadian models who act a bold Avril Lavigne/ bossin' . . . also known as dumb Bay-bee/
Shootin' boulders from the hill/ blast the appendage of that mischievous lad and have him hop on one foot . . . if he thinks this two-legged being could go out on a limb/

I blow with spectra lines/ and leave dead like Goldie-Prezza time/ any dude that tries to Wit~hold this special guy/
Immortal stupidity so we could say his folly never die/ cuz the nigga is prone to migraine . . . . he requested we hand him Panadol sachet 'fore the journey starts . . . . . . so he could go the Extra mile!!/

Im brave and swift/ to stave and twist/ these frails and meek/ that be lame & weak/
+ I maim & squeeze/ cos im hale and fit/ so these Australian geeks/ I tame & freeze/ cos my games are quick/ and I aint talkin' bout late-night thingy . . . but the strait undertaker keeps switchin' btw cemetries all cos of lower pay . . . . makin' graveyard shift!/

Im a good player with rare skills . . . scorin' multiple tripled-hattrick/ but the fake clairvoyant never comes up with anything new . . . . aside from his horrible crippled magic/
So if the baller claim to have put 3 in the back of the net . . . . hes right! A bountiful prickled Mahogany/

I weave deadly metas/ that bury fellas/ with hairy red a.rse/
Im through with the b.itch . let him gerrout/ solidify his testicles when I pump liquid mercury into his ball veins . . fillin' his flattened scrotum with it . . . . . . now hes walkin' with heavy metals!/

I threaten this man that frets/ have him quelled with a squash racket/
Do y'all shop in Hades Cos y'all career is underground movements . . . like going to hell in a hand basket/

I'd fade the tout with dead verse/ err'bodies scared no one could say 'His Floweries Were BLAND' !/ cos the fact wacks claim hes clever shouldn't make the spouse wits expand/
My unfailing 'stout' is firsthand/ plus im most intelligent . . . so strong I fell 80 scouts with deer horns/ but your punches will fail you . thats cos im more like ''Thorns'' in this bout . . . . . so you can't Take Me Out with Bare Hands!!!/

5 more textcee-s to go...... NL MAY-hem.....
Sign up and let's get bloody

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lonqtym fams.. i see u all still kipin it real here.. and mikuz, i dey feel u bro, se make we quickly kick 8barz jz to welcum me back?.. i'ma realy apreciate it if u acept!

dj5naira: I strike easily/ these slimy gimmicks/ or any wildly billy/ in tight bikini/ with my lightenin' lyrics/
Rip the half-caste into quarters . . . sword-fightin' with him/ but 'fore I slice the limp prick/ lemme embellish the tale a bit . . . you not a god, Hercules but a weak bros . . . . Mr Gild, the lily!/

Over, off the scene/ I fling these shy canadian models who act a bold Avril Lavigne/ bossin' . . . also known as dumb Bay-bee/
Shootin' boulders from the hill/ blast the appendage of that mischievous lad and have him hop on one foot . . . if he thinks this two-legged being could go out on a limb/

I blow with spectra lines/ and leave dead like Goldie-Prezza time/ any dude that tries to Wit~hold this special guy/
Immortal stupidity so we could say his folly never die/ cuz the nigga is prone to migraine . . . . he requested we hand him Panadol sachet 'fore the journey starts . . . . . . so he could go the Extra mile!!/

Im brave and swift/ to stave and twist/ these frails and meek/ that be lame & weak/
+ I maim & squeeze/ cos im hale and fit/ so these Australian geeks/ I tame & freeze/ cos my games are quick/ and I aint talkin' bout late-night thingy . . . but the strait undertaker keeps switchin' btw cemetries all cos of lower pay . . . . makin' graveyard shift!/

Im a good player with rare skills . . . scorin' multiple tripled-hattrick/ but the fake clairvoyant never comes up with anything new . . . . aside from his horrible crippled magic/
So if the baller claim to have put 3 in the back of the net . . . . hes right! A bountiful prickled Mahogany/

I weave deadly metas/ that bury fellas/ with hairy red a.rse/
Im through with the b.itch . let him gerrout/ solidify his testicles when I pump liquid mercury into his ball veins . . fillin' his flattened scrotum with it . . . . . . now hes walkin' with heavy metals!/

I threaten this man that frets/ have him quelled with a squash racket/
Do y'all shop in Hades Cos y'all career is underground movements . . . like going to hell in a hand basket/

I'd fade the tout with dead verse/ err'bodies scared no one could say 'His Floweries Were BLAND' !/ cos the fact wacks claim hes clever shouldn't make the spouse wits expand/
My unfailing 'stout' is firsthand/ plus im most intelligent . . . so strong I fell 80 scouts with deer horns/ but your punches will fail you . thats cos im more like ''Thorns'' in this bout . . . . . so you can't Take Me Out with Bare Hands!!!/

u fit tiss me awtta rap ah wanna be ur stu-dent

now, m ah newbieee in nl....... buh ha hail all dopiez///

an ode to DBR/ one of d biqqest name in FFR/ a nucca dat many respect and bow to . .call him BDarrow

rap battle poster of the year twenty ten/ taught more than twenty. . then/ send many beast to deir filthy den/ slayed many hefty men/ his script? . . Lenqhtly penned/

who else dropped 32bars and all were Quotable/ no 2face . . buh hiz unstoppable/ and immovable/ hiz flow. .palatable/
dopeness . . Irrevocable/
punchline . . Enjoyable, Diqqable, and Comfortable/
he gat all the chairs . . rili the most No-Table/

well respected/ hiz ur mentor?? . . well selected/ well connected/
dose rap skills he invented/
flows dah were unprecedented/
we'll 4eva be inDebted/ 4qv. . if we'v offended/
ninja were u headed/
cus ur reiqn in NL hasnt ended/

lyrical kobe bryant/
funi haw he scope tyrants/
spoke vibrant/ stroke immiqrants
who claim kinq afta dropin a verse/ hiz averse/
to wacks/ he takes dem aback/
wit a smack/ spittin for so lonq yet still intact/
his neva slack/ flows still attract/ hes crack
am exact/ its a fact/
dat hz lines are catchy and ørgy . .iont talkn bout zack/

old like egypt's pyramid/
lost to some peeps though . . its tragicomic/



headache wee continu lera

Krizzkutz: u fit tiss me awtta rap ah wanna be ur stu-dent

Friday night freestyle question.

Krizzkutz: an ode to DBR/ one of d biqqest name in FFR/ a nucca dat many respect and bow to . .call him BDarrow

rap battle poster of the year twenty ten/ taught more than twenty. . then/ send many beast to deir filthy den/ slayed many hefty men/ his script? . . Lenqhtly penned/

who else dropped 32bars and all were Quotable/ no 2face . . buh hiz unstoppable/ and immovable/ hiz flow. .palatable/
dopeness . . Irrevocable/
punchline . . Enjoyable, Diqqable, and Comfortable/
he gat all the chairs . . rili the most No-Table/

well respected/ hiz ur mentor?? . . well selected/ well connected/
dose rap skills he invented/
flows dah were unprecedented/
we'll 4eva be inDebted/ 4qv. . if we'v offended/
ninja were u headed/
cus ur reiqn in NL hasnt ended/

lyrical kobe bryant/
funi haw he scope tyrants/
spoke vibrant/ stroke immiqrants
who claim kinq afta dropin a verse/ hiz averse/
to wacks/ he takes dem aback/
wit a smack/ spittin for so lonq yet still intact/
his neva slack/ flows still attract/ hes crack
am exact/ its a fact/
dat hz lines are catchy and ørgy . .iont talkn bout zack/

old like egypt's pyramid/
lost to some peeps though . . its tragicomic/



headache wee continu lera

Enjoyable.

I don't know what Ibime sees in accusing other rappers of the same act hes guilty of.

Who is this mischievous guy pulling DBRs leg?

Poof. . The bubble bursts/ the race continues. . . after another hurdle jumped!/ bringing heat like the sun scortch/ to silence thugs with four shots/ none could 'match' my exploits . . . . even i they tried in the third month!!/

I conjure the tight lyrics/ designed to torture and smite gimmicks/ cos i'm the type to sip henne on a cliff. . Just to get in high spirits!/

I've battled with indians/ my tales have travelled from Rabat to glasgow in England/ yet to rattle insignia/ still bringing the buzz like justin . . . with bee-bars!/

I steal your chick and leave you 'sadden' like titus/ in the room i sip her cherry. . And make her 'call my name' like style plus!!/


A legendary capone. . . When i step in the zone/ 'jonjo shelvey' nigga's better quit claiming 'heir' to the throne/ they past non luminous. . Their light never shone/


I type in spontaneous succession these bold writtens/ Attempt it and leave your fingers in blisters/ with cold lyrics. . I'm 'jerry' to the dudes. . And make these wack-'cats' shiver me whiskers!!/


Houdini in the casino. . . But i'm back on track/ to draft a rap/ and still show my 'worth' without a pack of cards!!/
oNe

Ibime: Who is this mischievous guy pulling DBRs leg?

wat hav i done do deserve dis

dj5naira:

Friday night freestyle question.

so u dnt wana tiss me
*walks away disappointed*

ibime plz help create thread for mikuz vs mistaswaq.. we'll drop b4 niqht falls

Krizzkutz: so u dnt wana tiss me
*walks away disappointed*

You the one saying that.

mikuz maybe u shld pop the thread yahsef since ibime hz not respondinq..

hmmm

Oya ema drop something.

Daphantom: Oya ema drop something.

good to see u back!...dbr is back too...looking nice in here..
just that mikuz no dey try with all his disrespect to bis..may be e dey joke sha

I'm too busy now.just finished with chelsea match..I'll try writting tomorrow

I speedily take to rome for Justice/ you harsh italian equestrians that be quick to neigh rubbish . . . so hold your horses!/

These beefy rappers I munch/ 'tis more like takin' online lunch/
You couldn't deliver a 9ice 'tot' . . . even after carryin' Alapomeji flows for 9 months!!/

So my forlon brother/ 'fore you stake . . best straighten ya fall-on collar/
Still at that . you'd lose your asss and some few bucks . . . if you bet your bottom dollar!/

Im the stronger being/ got the strength of 6 Kenyan athletes . with endurance skills/
No redemption sung . i'd be killin' this martial art champion at ease . . . so witness as this Bob Mar-lee!/

Drop that executive producer in Nollywood . . . in bed 'im~the' Best/
thats cos ima 'Big Bad Mean Mother Fucker' . doubting Ask the ''Girls'' !/

In diss-Bee competition this Akeelah is a speller ace/ transfiguration on course . . . I shone like mozay stellar face/
By Far, mean is an understatement . their career way below average . . . . twice worse than drought . . for once they ne'er reigned!/

Not trynna crack y'all up . pursued female animals with plain Singlet, how him & his squad Chase Dear/ you act like an Angry Kid, but you not oNe . your too cold . . . u only boil on paper/
While im busy performin' more poetic hat tricks than Shakespeare/ what you Garfields can't do, best believe this Jerrycan . . . like fuel containers!/

Heres some Klooney mumbles/ fought in the streets of New York way back . . . Brooklyn Hustle/
So fear this celeb . . . cuz my blows will definitely make you see 'stars' without actually staring at those Nigerian Brewery bottles!!/

I douse burnin' egoes cos I hit at guts/ to hell with the spaniard forwards . . . im launchin' Real attack/
Phukin' losers wishin' they 1-2 . . . the same way Chelsea beat Aston at Villa Park/

dj5naira:

You the one saying that.

quess tz a yes then

dj5naira: I speedily take to rome for Justice/ you harsh italian equestrians that be quick to neigh rubbish . . . so hold your horses!/

These beefy rappers I munch/ 'tis more like takin' online lunch/
You couldn't deliver a 9ice 'tot' . . . even after carryin' Alapomeji flows for 9 months!!/

So my forlon brother/ 'fore you stake . . best straighten ya fall-on collar/
Still at that . you'd lose your asss and some few bucks . . . if you bet your bottom dollar!/

Im the stronger being/ got the strength of 6 Kenyan athletes . with endurance skills/
No redemption sung . i'd be killin' this martial art champion at ease . . . so witness as this Bob Mar-lee!/

Drop that executive producer in Nollywood . . . in bed 'im~the' Best/
thats cos ima 'Big Bad Mean Mother Fucker' . doubting Ask the ''Girls'' !/

In diss-Bee competition this Akeelah is a speller ace/ transfiguration on course . . . I shone like mozay stellar face/
By Far, mean is an understatement . their career way below average . . . . twice worse than drought . . for once they ne'er reigned!/

Not trynna crack y'all up . pursued female animals with plain Singlet, how him & his squad Chase Dear/ you act like an Angry Kid, but you not oNe . your too cold . . . u only boil on paper/
While im busy performin' more poetic hat tricks than Shakespeare/ what you Garfields can't do, best believe this Jerrycan . . . like fuel containers!/

Heres some Klooney mumbles/ fought in the streets of New York way back . . . Brooklyn Hustle/
So fear this celeb . . . cuz my blows will definitely make you see 'stars' without actually staring at those Nigerian Brewery bottles!!/

I douse burnin' egoes cos I hit at guts/ to hell with the spaniard forwards . . . im launchin' Real attack/
Phukin' losers wishin' they 1-2 . . . the same way Chelsea beat Aston at Villa Park/

dats wah ma saying FantaBolous.

Pls guys, you all need at the MAYhem tourney.....
Pls help drop verdicts on the battles as they proceed......

Here's the 1st Round Pairing

*- Lyricle Kid (VS) Capo Firestone
*- Fwesh (VS) Meta4element
*- Siddogg (VS) Deadlinez
*- Easynaija (VS) Barack O'barz
*- Increda (VS) Kaz'I'm Kazmi
*- Rap Maestro (VS) A-Verse

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Why did you pair the two biggest names at that tourney in the first round?