lalaboi i love you too

thanks mykail o at least one person still like me

Twas a challenge i took on o. . . first and last of such challenge btw

and DBR is so good am tripping for him already shamo is so hawt too

@DBR. . Flow for rank sure goes to thank DBR/ for the thread resuscitation, wit his bars as the CPR. .

U d man boss. Nice wit bars. .

@makajibz. I sees u. Cool flows u gat there

@DBR. . Flow for rank sure goes to thank DBR/ for the thread resuscitation, wit his bars as the CPR. .

U d man boss. Nice wit bars. .

@makajibz. I sees u. Cool flows u gat there

Jus had to do it:

I'm pregnant wiv words, been spitting in this booth
My cyphas are richer [richard cypher] dat's the sick [seek] truth
Em's sick[MSc] 'sake d doctor rates, I multi through
More bizzare than the rap wigga you dont need proof
Soul darker than space black hole, no see through.
And after [avatar] I burn all Ewa's trees, I don't see you
True, best believe Shady do the funny too
Burn the big PURPLE n GREEN making me sing the looney tunes
Shit, I just killed BARNEY, wat a nucca gonna do [wait for it. . .]
SUIT UP d purple, roll up the GREEN now nuccas ENVY you [LEGENDARY]!!!!

DBR:

Hope this will encourage u, lemme keep it simple but tight,
with few double entendres,  aiite.




Call me the Evangelist . .see im cussin' a Revival [/i]here/
welcome new dudes on they arrival/ / . .yet i see no rival here/
Got them [i]Staring they got no Will im still d top Driver here/
An artist wit front view of the model. . i'l neva draw back/
lay hands on these haters. . watch them punks how they fall back!/
full blast// goin' stronger n farther than where ma peers' at/
best act//  burden on ma chest i got a pierced heart/
and it aint Cupid/. .not a sucker for luv dude i aint $tup[i]i[/i]d/
ma tot high behind d bars. . jailed for how dope i do it/
Huh. .most $h[i]i[/i]t i spit goes way o'er all your head/
even Psychics cudnt See me Cumin. .im Phukin way Ahead/
so wave your hand//. . like u see a man from the future/
yet  i feature// in the mix of today's top 3 fixture/
i pop Fiction// im Real with d 9 on ma hip . . im hop/
not the best?  all those who think that need to evolve/
poise for upper cut. . y'all waiting for me to blow up/
and when i do. . y'all all gon  get a part of me for sure/
but i aint dying.  .ma essence stays intact/
this skill came in a Nissan so i  Maximize ma act/
infact//. .to all y'all Testing me. . im rippin apart your Questionaire/
no question here// Stamp wit ma word  leavin impression here/
searchin for the best u ever read?. . your quest end here/
got them b[i]![/i]tchdude on they Toes. .they bunch of Ballerinas/
sissy of actors. . i direct them Bruise[/i]d a$s to [i]Galleria/


oNe

DBR:

Hope this will encourage u, lemme keep it simple but tight,
with few double entendres,  aiite.




Call me the Evangelist . .see im cussin' a Revival [/i]here/
welcome new dudes on they arrival/ / . .yet i see no rival here/
Got them [i]Staring they got no Will im still d top Driver here/
An artist wit front view of the model. . i'l neva draw back/
lay hands on these haters. . watch them punks how they fall back!/
full blast// goin' stronger n farther than where ma peers' at/
best act//  burden on ma chest i got a pierced heart/
and it aint Cupid/. .not a sucker for luv dude i aint $tup[i]i[/i]d/
ma tot high behind d bars. . jailed for how dope i do it/
Huh. .most $h[i]i[/i]t i spit goes way o'er all your head/
even Psychics cudnt See me Cumin. .im Phukin way Ahead/
so wave your hand//. . like u see a man from the future/
yet  i feature// in the mix of today's top 3 fixture/
i pop Fiction// im Real with d 9 on ma hip . . im hop/
not the best?  all those who think that need to evolve/
poise for upper cut. . y'all waiting for me to blow up/
and when i do. . y'all all gon  get a part of me for sure/
but i aint dying.  .ma essence stays intact/
this skill came in a Nissan so i  Maximize ma act/
infact//. .to all y'all Testing me. . im rippin apart your Questionaire/
no question here// Stamp wit ma word  leavin impression here/
searchin for the best u ever read?. . your quest end here/
got them b[i]![/i]tch[b]dude on they Toes. .they bunch of Ballerinas/
sissy of actors. . i direct them Bruise[/i]d a$s to [i]Galleria/[/b]


oNe

Okay, I give up! I'm not posting nada on ffr until they Ban these dude. Cc Eldee, Lalaboi

DBR:

Hope this will encourage u, lemme keep it simple but tight,
with few double entendres,  aiite.




Call me the Evangelist . .see im cussin' a Revival [/i]here/
welcome new dudes on they arrival/ / . .yet i see no rival here/
Got them [i]Staring they got no Will im still d top Driver here/
An artist wit front view of the model. . i'l neva draw back/
lay hands on these haters. . watch them punks how they fall back!/
full blast// goin' stronger n farther than where ma peers' at/
best act//  burden on ma chest i got a pierced heart/
and it aint Cupid/. .not a sucker for luv dude i aint $tup[i]i[/i]d/
ma tot high behind d bars. . jailed for how dope i do it/
Huh. .most $h[i]i[/i]t i spit goes way o'er all your head/
even Psychics cudnt See me Cumin. .im Phukin way Ahead/
so wave your hand//. . like u see a man from the future/
yet  i feature// in the mix of today's top 3 fixture/
i pop Fiction// im Real with d 9 on ma hip . . im hop/
not the best?  all those who think that need to evolve/
poise for upper cut. . y'all waiting for me to blow up/
and when i do. . y'all all gon  get a part of me for sure/
but i aint dying.  .ma essence stays intact/
this skill came in a Nissan so i  Maximize ma act/
infact//. .to all y'all Testing me. . im rippin apart your Questionaire/
no question here// Stamp wit ma word  leavin impression here/
searchin for the best u ever read?. . your quest end here/
got them b[i]![/i]tchdude on they Toes. .they bunch of Ballerinas/
sissy of actors. . i direct them Bruise[/i]d a$s to [i]Galleria/


oNe

DBR:

Hope this will encourage u, lemme keep it simple but tight,
with few double entendres,  aiite.




Call me the Evangelist . .see im cussin' a Revival [/i]here/
welcome new dudes on they arrival/ / . .yet i see no rival here/
Got them [i]Staring they got no Will im still d top Driver here/
An artist wit front view of the model. . i'l neva draw back/
lay hands on these haters. . watch them punks how they fall back!/
full blast// goin' stronger n farther than where ma peers' at/
best act//  burden on ma chest i got a pierced heart/
and it aint Cupid/. .not a sucker for luv dude i aint $tup[i]i[/i]d/
ma tot high behind d bars. . jailed for how dope i do it/
Huh. .most $h[i]i[/i]t i spit goes way o'er all your head/
even Psychics cudnt See me Cumin. .im Phukin way Ahead/
so wave your hand//. . like u see a man from the future/
yet  i feature// in the mix of today's top 3 fixture/
i pop Fiction// im Real with d 9 on ma hip . . im hop/
not the best?  all those who think that need to evolve/
poise for upper cut. . y'all waiting for me to blow up/
and when i do. . y'all all gon  get a part of me for sure/
but i aint dying.  .ma essence stays intact/
this skill came in a Nissan so i  Maximize ma act/
infact//. .to all y'all Testing me. . im rippin apart your Questionaire/
no question here// Stamp wit ma word  leavin impression here/
searchin for the best u ever read?. . your quest end here/
got them b[i]![/i]tch[b]dude on they Toes. .they bunch of Ballerinas/
sissy of actors. . i direct them Bruise[/i]d a$s to [i]Galleria/[/b]


oNe

Okay, I give up! I'm not posting nada on ffr until they Ban these dude. Cc Eldee, Lalaboi

H.J:


@makajibz. I sees u. Cool flows u gat there

m a k a s i c k l e r
niggaz battle me head high, they leave with bows/
this niggaz want beef, i make it rain cows/
swagga jacking my lines, cant wait for me to browse/
''hey maka-maka, do you need internet now''/
your mouth never closes, 24 wows/

for my 24 lines/
am the back-bone, i gat 24 spines/ lol
hip hop dead? am the ressurector, here's the 24th sign/
i write dis shitt online jus to get yu on line/
mr dictionary couldnt mess with my rhymes/
i gat dis lyrical migraine, i only get it sometimes/

never say never, that's how i make my cheddar/
cut my wings buh am still flyer than a feather/
flyer than a feather, ur boy is higher than whatever/
sit and enjoy as i proceed in this endeavor/
on-line cos my flo's connecting like a server/

i'm all about the money like a mudafukkin bank/
i'm beating yu asses like a mudafukkin spank/
i'm a prank/
and that's dats why dey call me film trick/
get into yur head hurt (hot) like a fukkin steamed brick/
spill blood, am a vampire, you're a tick/

m a k a - m a k a

@makajibbzz
. . .Nice

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
[b][/b]Mykali I'm talkin to you, murder me
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
And you better not ignore me just cuz you can't rhyme
Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
My name is shiit but I don't wan swap my name
Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
And if I made you made, go take a fuckingg med
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
And the appearence of an asss and you just aint relevant

yo fatfish, miss me miss me aint you gonna kiss me

i'm sweet like sugar cane

twice as nice better than 'caine

i did some soul-searching and found you wanting

kiss my african booty 'phobic
(rapaphobic)
take the aura to wherever you come from tell 'em this b1tc.h is toxic

sumone please put her out of her misery i don't want to see tru it

i'm about to show you where i reside in a minute

meet me underground i'm the one with horns and a pitch fork

i do the work better than the devil my clock says tick tock

hey fatfish you know u a vampire 'cos you really suck, get it?

slimshay:

Jus had to do it:

I'm pregnant wiv words, been spitting in this booth
My cyphas are richer [richard cypher] dat's the sick [seek] truth
Em's sick[MSc] 'sake d doctor rates, I multi through
More bizzare than the rap wigga you dont need proof
Soul darker than space black hole, no see through.
And after [avatar] I burn all Ewa's trees, I don't see you
True, best believe Shady do the funny too
Burn the big PURPLE n GREEN making me sing the looney tunes
poo, I just killed BARNEY, wat a nucca gonna do [wait for it. . .]
SUIT UP d purple, roll up the GREEN now nuccas ENVY you [LEGENDARY]!!!!

hey i like ur flow, i tik i'm gonna rap with it.

m a k a f e w b a r s

ya'll make the most noise, lyrically nuttin/
am fresh to death, buried in a loius vuitton coffin/
when yu'll be cuppin cakes, i'll be takin muffins/
i spit punchlines impromptu, jus like coughing/
i ball with my crazy ethics/
buh i'll still be busting[boston] urs like celtics/
my fat flo pouring, even when i kept fit/
let's kiss/ lol
i'm the best like george/ [george best]
always enjoy when i spit, cos it sweet [suite] like lodge/
am cool and fly, like penguin airlines/
so fly, i shuld own my own airline/
freestyle out of nuttin, i call it air-lines/

m a k a - m a k a

She's a real Ooomph girl. When she sits on a sofa, it goes Ooomph!
You're the type a girl I'd like to go thump
She's a light eater. As soon as it gets light, she starts eating.
When she runs out of food that's when her heart starts beating
When she walked down the aisle with her groom, they had to walk single file.
But who would wanna marry you, you too fat to have style
she always wants to be the center of attention. When she goes to a funeral, she's sorry she isn't the corpse.
But you will be if you fuk with me LovePeddler
She thinks she's a siren, but she looks more like a false alarm.
But also be alarmed cuz a Arrow's in the building muhfucka!

Fatfish, start making your own lines and stop palming riddles, jokes and one liners.

thats just the way i do it

I put fear the of God in nuccas, they slept on my last verse
So my bible under their pillows, they slept on my last verse
AdDRESS luv to nella, I give you my NEXT verse
Stuck on ur ass forever now like a mother last curse
Did I just flip ur belly hon. . . lactose
Can't last cos. . $h!t, I'm intolerant. . . damn, dumb line

Nuff respect to maka, this [diss] aint no sublime
You stay fly on empty verses, I call 'em air-lines
Call me Jesus, I turn watery verses to punchlines
I talk thru the static, Shay never drops a bad line
Much nosie in me ears, straight pipe down. . .plumb line

An audio I'm working on called Bird Language. . .


To ginger means to motivate/
To add jara means to overstate/ To maiguard is to open gate/
To hammer is to get paid/ To cane is to get laid/
and your paddy is a friend or your best mate/
Pally na passport/Ashawo na prostitute/
To manage is to substitute/ Plastic bag na waterproof/ and manual rifle na cock and shoot/
Rojer is a bribe/ your homie is your guy/
and to kpai is to die/ Don't ask me why/
To find trouble is to instigate/ Follow follow is to imitate/
and if you no sabi book, you an illiterate/
Ojoro is to cheat/ palming is to copy/
and if you no hold your side, that means you sloppy/
to bribe is to settle/ to hit is to embezzle/
and if you accept amnesty then you be rebel/
If your eye done red, you dey vex/ to wire is to s.ex/
my turn done reach means I'm next/
to flash is to ring once/ Ikebe na big bons/
Modge na ding dong/ that make kele's sing song/
money na kishi/ strong head na agidi/
palmwine is palmi/ an older sister is sisi/
Maya na drink/ to shayo is to get drunk/ if I do you wayo, that means you get punked/
To supid is to mumu/ To blend is to confra/
or get protection from your juju/ like darkness cover/
to soji is to be aware/ I no send means I don't care/
And if I say drop something, then you better share/
You dey crase means your crazy/
A kele is a lady/ E fit be means maybe/
Chineke na God/ your peeps na your people/
If I say find your level, than means were not equal/
to oppress is to intimidate/ by showing your wealth/
My body dey singlet simply means I'm in good health/
Yellow sisi means a light skinned beauty/
and if you hold your side, that means you're doing your duty/
To yarn is to talk/ to bounce is to walk/
and to snuff is to sniff tobacco that looks like chalk/
Osiso means quickly/ Kawo means bring me/
No Bleep up means do it by the book. . .strictly/
To demo is to show off/ To waka is to go off/
and go slow na hold up/
Igbo is hemp/ Ode is olooko/
If I want stab you, I go carry knife chook you/
and God is Chukwu/ Some call him Olu/
and Celestial Church of Christ is O Obu/
Mermaid na mami water/ Abbatoir na slaughter/
If your a hawker, you most likely sell pure water/
Sabi sabi na ITK/ Wait first means time delay/
and if you be homo, then you might be gay/
Confra na cult/
To soak garri means to drink it with water and salt/
and Police say who goes there, that means HALT/
to augment is to assault/
and if I say my hand no dey, its not my fault/
To obtain is to take money by scaring guys/
and if I say you done come again, that means your telling lies/
No vex, means I empathise/
and if I say you dey do sme sme that means I'm getting vibes/
To shakara is to front/ Wetin is what d'you want/
and If you dey find bushmeat, that means you hunt/
To see shege is to suffer/ Momsie is your mother/
Your smallie is your other/ Oyigbo na Onyocha/
Aba made means its fake/ You too much means your great/
and if I see you later, that means we go relate/
Too form is to pretend/ to care is to send/
and if you done mud, that means it is the end/
If water don pass garri, its getting dangerous here/
If kasala done burst, then opeke done bia/
To misyarn is to talk shit/ You done win means I forfeit/
and Igbo man know say okporoko na stockfish/
Ajebo means your pampered/ I don vex means I'm angered/
and If you oscillate, that means you're a self-servicer/
Trouble is wahala/ Gown na Agbada/
and if your fufu colour is brown, na Amala/
To camel is too trek/ Ole means you'll get a tyre round your neck/
and if you wowo, then you probably look like Shrek/
To toast is to try to get a chick to lay pipe/
and if I say you dey one kind, then you're a strange type/

@ibime
ah ah, yu won write book
anyways, 9ize poetry.

All na rough copy wey I dey copy and paste on my BB. I never edit am or arrange chorus etc yet.

no need to flo
cuz me no need Rank/
me gat my money
biitches,Weeed-N-scank/
come blow up in ya face likka speedin-tank/
no fake flo,
me no be kiddin-shank/
fake song wit akon
n steal beats off jakwon/
i gat all d bread,
raw-n-bakedones/
n my punch so bad
that it brakebones/
time's money so my wrist be-shining/
ten gees bretlin with studs de-signing/
don't want to free
n am not dumb/
caught up with hiphop
n i need no freedom/
Baudex d king,i rule this mcs dumb/
yeah i rule this rap,n hiphops kingdom/
just started n am already done/
like tyson,16 bars
n punches,so get gone/
festac,lagos,
block 18 flat 4,thats my home
{COME GET ME}U wish

that shiit too long no body go fuuckin read it

@ibime. . Nice one there, though i've seen this concept done three times before. First by big L wit a song called ebonics, then a naija dude based a houston called lord jahzah wit a song called lagos language and finally a collab between 2shot and mtrill wit a song called lagos lingua (or somethin like that). Stil nice though

To y'all showin luv i show luv back.
Lets keep it flowin. . .eassyyyyyy. . .




Dont need to smoke weed cos im already i
i mean i'm already me. . and thats all i need to be high/
never lower ma case so u cant dot I/
beauty is all i see like i got candy eye/ no . .candle light/
Wait, even u r bigbooty b!t[/i]ch ni99a u cant do i/
like i do i/. .[i]Slant ma rhymes these clowns think im Italian/
maybe cos godfather is embossed on ma medallion/
got further. . . go harder. .brighter than a vermillion/
a hero with 6 zero digits. . .one in a million/
and it's clear im a head. . the rest fakes are minions/
chameleons. .cant tell if they hate or love u/
Abandon u , like an After Meal Course they Desert u/
Cos. .success use to be a hard b!t[/i]ch that's frigid /
But now with a good fore play. .it comes fast n easy/
no foul play. .i paid ma due but dudes think its freebie?/
hommies. .nothin comes free so finna pay 'em to free me, /
they see me/ now. they just wanna tag along/
i [i]Converse. .Kill at least 2 hater with wooden Bar. . Di-aLogue/
convulse. .they die from it/ spit flame from a fiery Diaphragm/
the hottest dude around now. .so they burn n die for him/


oNe

DBR:


Dont need to smoke weed cos im already i
i mean i'm already me. . and thats all i need to be high/
never lower ma case so u cant dot I/

me like this

Abandon u. . Like an after meal course, they desert (dessert) u. . . . Men dbr, u're makin hard for peeps to keep up. Dat was major. Dayuum

Abandon u. . Like an after meal course, they desert (dessert) u. . . . Men dbr, u're makin hard for peeps to keep up. Dat was major. Dayuum

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Ibime, DBR, Gemini. . .i dey feel you guys.
oya make me sef feel among. Lol
Just playing around. . .so I might sound dis-jointed

Check. . .

The wait is over/ my time's now/ bless me Jehovah/
guide my speech as i speak/ the mic testing is over //
Myk's jestin' is over/ i'm global/ no one can stop me now/
Me on my way to the top/ and no one can bring me down//
Like watching the super chickens play ball/ i crave ya tension/
y'all need to quit the agression/listen to what i mention//
you wanna quit rap?/ hoping that I could pay ya pension?
But I could phuck 'Jeniffer'*/after 9[/b]months/you won't still [b]pay attention/ (*Garner)
I'm in a 'cyber' room/ itz got 'Windows'/ with no Louvres/
thiz niggaz wanna  'friend' I/ so they 'FB', I/ like the Hoover//
Sorry mates/ but I don't trade laughs wif no losers/
Not a kid/ so I won't play ball with you Gooners//
Niggz want my 'MercySide'/but i make them 'see vein'/like Distin
My 'verse' so delicious/ , they wanna taste my sweet'16'//
Rap'z tight like a virg¡n/ so now they wanna 'bleep' with me/
sh¡t/ this fuckn bot has censored n' cleansed me speech//

. . .lol

m a k a l i t r a t e

maka and maka, gods and gods/
i'm piercing tru this game like a samurai sword/
all yu niggaz rapping in vain like blood/
my pocket make it rain, then flood/
then i get in and bath like mud/

dey say i'm kinda sexy/
now d gurls are getting pesty/
so i never go out, i jus sit chilling now i'm getting frosty/
my flo's hard like metal there aint no chance its getting rusty/
never speak intelligent cos ya'll dull[doll] like chucky/

where's d competition lets go/
my empires building up like a fuckin box of lego/
and dats why i'm d biggest like my first toe/
i gat a million ways to show yu/
but yu just in one place they might just tow you/
now yu see that i'm d best like i told you/

m a k a - m a k a

@mykali . .hey i see u

Ok, so i dont really plan to punch or wordplay or do a double entendre or anythin on this . .
just easy heart outpour lyrics. . 




This' no baseless punchlines. . im takin u on a journey/
like i'm Hell bent takin y'all to Heaven,  wld u join me/
i got a killer instinct. . . to kill all u lil' insects/
when they said im the best didnt imply that i was perfect/
i kno u dudes are bored but i keep gettin your attention/
broke hommies. . still i make ni99az pay attention/
every man walks and makes his own decision/
but wat use is your decision if u dont realize your vision/
uhh. .failed mission/ u recede into the recession/
no recognition. . sleepin on me til y'all saw ma verses/
killin e'ry competition so now i have no versus/
look at oppositions all i see are my many faces/ get it?
came outta d womb already droppin hot feces/
big headed boy. . almost tore ma mama a$s/
y u think every 2 yrs i'v been changin her cars/
always sendin her cash/ she's the reason i stash/
she ma Beyonce. . .im steadily Upgradin her class/
cos she shaped me . .mama didnt raise me an a$s/
so i gotta do more for her. . damn . .  i gotta do it fast/
lord i need a miracle i gotta get more cash/
it's comin Slow. . not as fast. .help me lord shud i Fast/
im runnin against time like a journey to the past/
and here come the devil wit an offer. .nahh i'l pass/
the test and temptation cos only the strong wil last/

oNe

Dbr haba cool down nah. See imagery. You wan dey scare newbies like us wey wan dey drop ni? Haba!!!