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Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 1:04pm On Aug 09, 2012
dj5naira: Which you've kinda gotten deep into.

Yeah,Teach Ibime how to wordplay. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 1:35pm On Aug 09, 2012
Where's ThePrekky? Since Dbr and Ibime are not forthcoming on the said battle. Am setting up Mikuz vs ThePrekky battle thread. Holla back at me when you see this message and lets set up a date. No dulling.
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 5:30pm On Aug 09, 2012
mikuz: Dj5naira i keep telling ya. you should go into stand up comedy. You're wasting ya talent in FFR.
Could be very stubborn you know.
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 5:31pm On Aug 09, 2012
Its me on flyin' turf. .so high. .my feet on moon rocks. .can't see me y'all/
Its a bright fight from a distance. . . .its Star Wars y'all!/
I send your thousand troops packin' . .with just a whistle call!/
And I roll Chain-saw in your block. .Massacre on the go. .make all heads fall off/
Like headless bodies. .won't want to face off!/
Iced to the teeth. .murders in cold blood . .look, my temperature. .subzero/
Probably, my dream team. .superman. .tag us heroes. .but you plus your sub. . . . zeroes!/
With they crack barz. .anti-dopin 'em out/
Ballin' till the whistle fall from the ref's mouth/
Your slim chic is slimy wet. .her portal already Jacuzzi-warm. .and I ain't even started yet/
She rode on my jet. .and she landed in cloud 9. .give ya b.itch the best screw yet!/
Floatin' in ectasy. . v.agina soaked like towel in a baby bath!/
So d.ope. .they be sniffin' in they own nose. .my whole posts!/
Nothin' about you ill . .you only boast/
But I could go berserk and wild. .like Bizarro in Smallville/
And I could murd this pig dirty. . .to a brutal kill/
But I still clean-swipe the medals and stroke vets like China in Olympic/
Your wackness. .its in you. .at its Peak!/
But I ball sharp to prick. .with spiked boot. .and slice kicks!/
Everytime I get knock down. .i'd bounce right back at you. .ima trampoline/
This Chow Yun Fat. .but the Justin Gat lean!/
When I bring offense to these eggy heads. . .they always quick to scramble!/
All gymnastic flip. .triple leap. .with no struggle. .but you try. .and y'all tumble/
Re: Flow For Rank by slimshay(m): 9:17pm On Aug 09, 2012
Wow, been checking up on this place intermittently.

Them boys are back at it again. *grabs pop corn and beef, modenine style*
Re: Flow For Rank by DBR: 10:26pm On Aug 09, 2012

Ibime: When I never paid attention. . . to n'aan ONE OF YA RHYMES!/
Ibime:
Just observe one of his post. . . from the same time era/

dj5naira: Which do we believe now?

Hehehe. .this ibime keeps makin his folly public. . grin

shud be ashamed. . even dj5 sees ur awful contradictions/
true wat they say. . wit one lie, u need more to patch up the condition/
beyond reasonable doubt . .u'v proven u a sham beyond conviction/
u a phony. .Spittin Falsehood. .we understand ur Con'diction!/

boy, ur last reply. . the weakest sh.!t i ever read as a rebuttal/
like defending a deft samurai sword swing. .with a bar of melting butter!/
its a "wild like a baboon under the moon. .nothing to say" moment/
u retrogressive. .now Ofoka won't even consider u a worthy opponent!/ grin

so take a moment. .
cos u struggling. . holding chest. . see how i outlast these niggaz
i pen Cardiac Arrest Expressions . .ma Art attack niggaz!/

u drop disco lite. .conffeti bars. . fire cracker. .it blows no mind/
ripped limbs, broken jaws ,body bags. .picture Air raid whenever i Land Mine!/
talking big like he got[i] "Oil" money[/i]. . makin Mills. .but its a Chef work/
ma Fleet can Raid on this vermin. .fumigate him. .now howz that for "Shell'-talks!/

oNe

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Re: Flow For Rank by DBR: 10:27pm On Aug 09, 2012
slimshay: Wow, been checking up on this place intermittently.

Them boys are back at it again. *grabs pop corn and beef, modenine style*


Hehehe. .slim! wat it do?
I see u bruv. .been a minute.

oNe
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 11:13pm On Aug 09, 2012
I stun you cats/ throwing jabs that floor you lads/
Y'll cant keep it drugs . . . cos ya lines fall through cracks!/
Niggas who claim im forcing raps/ would get gunned infact/
Cos I'll make 'em take shells from behind . . . like turtle backs!/
Nigga talking trash/ when hes arid multies wack/
But all that will cease . . . when my double blasts!/
He got no swag/ we all know that/
He claiming landord . . . but he 'packs well' . . . when real trouble starts!/
. . .its the balls he lacks/ plus hes a cocký f.ag/
So if we really get it straight . . . the fans aint loving that!/


You funny brat/ make me laugh . . . with all your comic rants/
He a cheap DJ . . . too lame to even scratch!/
I son the chap/ feeding him with bottled paps/
He better quit . . .cos he got no forte in rap!/
I slash his sorry äss/ in close to more than forty parts/
He couldnt ball . . . even in Germany . . . /
so my sub-machine/ made him Desert Eagles . . .
like Hockey fans!/
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 11:14pm On Aug 09, 2012
Ibime . . .

hehehehe grin cheesy
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 12:05am On Aug 10, 2012
DBR:
listen up, naijaFAN, get up and fan ma flame/
watch me blow up in ur face shut up and enjoy ma fame/

u a matador but i kill bull killers like a gladiator/
cos im too hot like an overheating twin radiator/

your game is dead so your flag shud fly at half mast/
Nlanders mournin you with no gun salute just a kindergarten match past/
i show no mercy call me lyrical hitler slash fast/ wit sharp lines u wont know wat hit ya

so when it come to crazy wordplay DBR pops in your memory/
u ma 9ja Fan step to me boy i shun u like ma name is Connery/
flow perfection in word, im too futuristic to rap history/

dont suck up to me boy stick to your hookers femalecore/
got skill so cryptic and advanced u cant decipher it/

I spit Fire then you bitchin' wonderin' why the Hell r u bleeding'/
shoulda known ur PERIOD, get ur PAD and jot ur feelin'/

am most cherished like my name's public holiday
u wil Lose like ATIKU better get outta my way

oNe


How can a nigga read his old raps and not be ashamed/
Then turn around. . . accuse Ibi of copying game?/
Three years ago, he was sloppy and lame/
Improved his wordplay. . . but other than. . . nothing has changed!/
No rhyme structure in place/ just a jumble of words/
Can’t flow to any beat, he just mumbling verbs/

. . .and building Narrative. . . beyond his under-standing/
No set-up. . . so when his punch is landing/. . . nothing’s happening!/
Injection of humour?. . . that’s a lot to ask him/
This is a honest critique. . . I ain’t phucking battling!/
He too one-dimensional. . . more than one thing’s lacking/
Ibi do it all. . . but DBR finds it multi-tasking. . .
Phucking ask him!

You wanna learn narrative. . . read back on what I’ve just been rapping/
He won’t retire. . . old man. . . seeking young companions/
Seun my guy. . . so I’ma speak to the boss. . . and prompt his sacking/
Landlord here. . . time to send this uncle packing!/
Field Marshall. . . this nigga just a captain/
Really a Private. . . overpromoted by some drunken madmen/
I should demote the punks who badged him/
or call his regiment to unattach him/
After directing my boys there. . . to punch and slap him!/
Claiming rank. . . when we never seen his gun in action/
cos every nigga that he battled. . . .sonned and smacked him!/
That’s 16 lines of monoflow. . . who’s number one in ranking?/
Phucking ask him!/

He pre-tend he’s better/ but my de-fence is clever/
Mathematical Monoflow. . . he can’t put such a sequence together/
Me send him? Never!/ . . . I tire/ for this style biter/
I never pay attention to raps. . . that ain't worth[b] 5 Naira[/b]!!!/

Nigga better back down/ or get smacked down/
I got raps from 1999. . . at the same level you at NOW!/
By 2001. . .my mono-flows. . very naughty/
And I'm supposed to respect niggas. . .who barely multi/. . .at nearly forty!!!/
It might seem everything I speak ain't fair/
but the rhymes he say here/. . . I bettered in my teenage years!/
Monoflow?. . . nothing monosyllabic dudes find harder than that/
Mikuz already do it better. . . and he only started to rap!/


GTFOH!!!

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Mikuz emailing. . . begging for battle. . wanna mess with Jehovah/
But I only spar. . . in the absence of credible voters/
I only rap for the fans. . . I aint shying away/
Get more niggas on board. . . and I'd do it any time of the day/
But stop recyling my rhymes, I done told you before/
cos it's like Dejavu. . . everytime you open your jaw/


Ibime:
Im smooth on the mic/ like Joseph Goebbels/
In 2 dimensional vectors. . . the globe's a circle/
My flows infernal/ and my souls eternal/
I pop shells off ya back. . . like a homeless turtle/
I compose a journal/ from the wisdom I've reaped/
from scriptures and sheets/ that were written in Greek/
I've never witnessed defeat/ unless that nigga is Street/
and even then, he didn't find the pyhrric victory sweet/
That aint a stunt he'd be quick to repeat/
They say Ibi elevated. . . I only lifted my feet/
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 12:46am On Aug 10, 2012
I set the pace. .ace my marathon. .the rest still jogging/
Bolt in track I compete. .im too fast too furious. .left you snail hopping/
With more dope script. .than the whole pages of Modern Biology!/
IQ fresh like Batman. . .while you recycle trash. .from the Joker!!/
Bring beef or bread. .and I could either Exeter or toaster!/
You mickey mouse/ muster floppy lines . . .with your lousy act!/
He a lil mice. . .too weak to tackle this bossy cat!/
I cage the pest/ trappin' him with frozen cheese/
Fell for it/ like baboons who spotted banana on golden trees!/
He better squeak out. .cuz that be the only thing he good at/
Nerdy fellow. . .never could confront even a mere rat/
I dissect his body part/ in whole more like bread slice/
He couldn't scribe outrightly. .look how i've whitewash his penned lines/
Snap him with the killer shot. .moment he went. . .Cheese!/
Chase him back to base. .like thieves & police!/
The dude is a real mouse. .only could misbehave. .when the night come whole/
So when Tiger Wood enter house. .he swallows spit. .and with full speed. .golf back inside hole!!/
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 7:21am On Aug 10, 2012
Ibime you are typing too many words for your brain to carry. grin grin
"only spar. . . in the absence of credible voters" meaning what kwanu?


How was i supposed to know you've already rhymed with those words before? Are you the first rapper to drop with shells and turtles?
Tyga used 'em words on his snapback track,so hes also biting from you abi? You just open ya mouth and talk as if you have a monopoly on some certain words.
If I knew you had used them before I couldnt have employed them, to avoid all these baseless accusations. Cos no be only turtles dey carry shells. It was the first word that that came into my head while I was penning that, plus it fitted flawlessly into the monoflow rhyme technique. 'stun you cats' ,'flaw you lads',turtles back'. I learned a couple of stunts from you doesn't mean i should go about recycling ya punches. I keep telling you. I dey respect you no mean say I no fit deface you for battle. tongue cheesy grin cool
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 7:39am On Aug 10, 2012
Ibime:

Naeto C aint the only MC with MSc/
but back in school/ I act a fool/ if you jest with me/
It was highly/ unlikely/ you'd find me/ in the library/
but I might be/ in Highbury/ smoking Thai and feeling Irie/
but dont be fooled by my nonchalance/ Im a smart savant/
cos Im 'set to go'. . . and I always been 'on my marks'/
I take responsibility, I dont 'shift the blame'/
so if I 'pass the buck'. . . you better give me change!/
Wisdom reigns/ supreme in my minds cypher/
My Math. . . bring the final solution. . . like the Reich's Kaizer!/
Prizefighter/ with a pugilist's speed/ Jupiter's seed/
I supercede/ any Caucasoid, Mongoloid. . . or Nubian breed!/
You fast talking/ gays rap often/ how you smash noggins/
but when I spit, you better 'step to the side'. . . like crab's walking/
I slam coffin/ on ya lifeless form/ as ya wife'll mourn/
Im known to X-Men. . . cos Im quite the Storm!/
I step to ya lobby/ with a tech and a shotty/ cos death is a hobby/
Im known to necrotise bodies/ from Quebec to Benghazi!/
If Im not the best, then Im an effortless copy/
You the best. . . to the rest of ya posse. . . till I subject you to mockery!/
Watch me!



Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 7:39am On Aug 10, 2012
streetwize: Its high time I made an entrance up in dis bitch. . . .

NL, My reign (rain) is on, my days have come
And I aint gon' ex- men till I take dis place by storm
And u can't stop dis swag, with no cunning trap,
cuz it'll be like my dicks on my ass, d way I keep cumin back
I don swore in advance, dat if u Bleep wif my stance,
Ill grab d constitution and take d[i] law[/i] in my hands
Okay I'm stoppin my rants,
let me talk to my fans,
Get real wif hip-pop or keep your day job
Raise your x-boxes or get your game up
Old cats been in d game too long yet U still drop fetal[/i]l junk
Its plain and easy, I aint [i]wayne
and jeezy, but I'm a lil young
Feeble skunks. . . . . wanna see my swag? start lookin up
My shit so fly like I'm stoolin up,
And don't try to compete and have dis cup,
Or Amma jus pop your hip and rap dis up

No disrespect,  jus hip-pop

Am new 2 dis ish tho. . . But I'm sure I'll rise like plenty Gari inside small water  cheesy

Holla back peeps. . . make person grade me abeg  grin
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 7:46am On Aug 10, 2012
We all know who Ibime's mentor is. 'Nuff said.
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:13am On Aug 10, 2012
mikuz: Ibime you are typing too many words for your brain to carry. grin grin
"only spar. . . in the absence of credible voters" meaning what kwanu?


How was i supposed to know you've already rhymed with those words before? Are you the first rapper to drop with shells and turtles?
Tyga used 'em words on his snapback track,so hes also biting from you abi? You just open ya mouth and talk as if you have a monopoly on some certain words.
If I knew you had used them before I couldnt have employed them, to avoid all these baseless accusations. Cos no be only turtles dey carry shells. It was the first word that that came into my head while I was penning that, plus it fitted flawlessly into the monoflow rhyme technique. 'stun you cats' ,'flaw you lads',turtles back'. I learned a couple of stunts from you doesn't mean i should go about recycling ya punches. I keep telling you. I dey respect you no mean say I no fit deface you for battle. tongue cheesy grin cool

Nigga. . . quit the bytching and griping/
You got something to say. . . just spit it in writing/
This is FFR. . . we don't write stories here/
Just pen a few rhymes. . .and let the homies hear/
I told Prekky, that bytch shyt should left on twitter/
16 bars should be enough to address a nigga/
Me and DBR diss each other something absurd/
Most times, I get on his nerves/. . .but it's always written in verse/
I don't care about ya rhyme technique/
Or how it came about that you bit my shyt!/
although. . . DBR could learn from how you couple ya flows/
cos he the only one who doesnt yet know/ how a multies composed/
My rhymes in ya subcoscious. . .you bring em out when ya stuck/
and even if the turtle line simply down to badluck. . .
there's been umpteen times before when you used ma stuff/
X-Men. . . Storm. . . those are old @ss lines/
Streetwize my biggest fan. . . I don't use him to shine/
He celebrated ma skills many times, called me a genius/
cos he liked the way I punch. . and ma flow is seamless/
Even hailed me as the audio king/
Asking for collabo, saying my punches got sting/
When I dropped Maestro, the nigga went ape/
claiming he couldn't wait/ to hear more of ma tapes/
the difference between y'all. . . he respect my game/
Even though he beat me. . . he still accept my reign/
But newbies nowadays, they got no respect/
Guys who were wack. . .till I taught em to make they flows connect/
Now you puffing ya chest, like Ibi wont beast on you/
so before the weekend's over. . . I'ma feast on you!/


10 minutes. . . 26 bars


mikuz: Ibime you are typing too many words for your brain to carry. grin grin
"only spar. . . in the absence of credible voters" meaning what kwanu?

Battle? I'm always ready to go!/
But this place aint what it was. . .with only DBR and Prekky to show/ as "credible votes"/
Thats a phrase coined by Eldee, the Chairman/
You should know what it means. . . but you wasn't here then/
WARCRAFT. . . we had 20 niggas battling here/
so whenever we clash. . .we had fans to cheer/
and votes were fair/ but now. . . FFR is quite lighter/
Most of the voter's opinions aint worth 5 Naira!/
I don't need to spell it plain for you to catch my drift/
I don't have to diss. . . before you get my gist/
But if you wanna spar, we could trade a few/
But don't Beyonce my lines. . . no more de ja vu!/
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 10:17am On Aug 10, 2012
Birdbrain niggas thrill me with they chick lies/
Cos they claim landlords . . . when they pay rent to Streetwize!/
You said it once . . . Mikuz generates buzz . . . something like Beehives/
So how on earth can he copy ya cheap lines?/
I dont battle to just beat guys/ I bring death that extend to his real ties/
so you better stay on ya lane . . . or I'll roast you Street-wise!/

First came to FFR with a train of thought/ thats lame of course/ . . . . Till ya array of words/ and display of fonts . . . . /
Gave me a bearing to base my stunts/
But that doesnt mean I recycle ya shyt . . .or I cant take ya spot!/
Cos in no time I flared and came out sharp and faster/
As the adage goes 'The student shall one day become a master!'/
I dont care about the audios or what the nigga told you/
Better run to him before my gunners roll through!/
If you want war and think you so made/
I set the thread up. . . and get it to the homepage/
I'll beat you . . . boy I'll slay and bleed you/
And let the voters show how're frail and feeble/
Show me more of ya rhymes I've written/
Then I read you more and more of the lines you've biten/
I wonder how I can manage to steal ya bars and stuff/ when you aint even man enough/
To face my heat . . . with the rusty raps you bust/
Yes . . X men . . . Storm . . . olden lines/ reason why you stole the rhymes?/
Folk you rapping crude . . . better get your flows refined/
You think because I showed you respect/ doesnt mean I cant blow off your neck?/
Chill . . . when real 'war starts' . . .we'll know whos the best!/
Then it wouldn't be shells and turtles/
Nigga Ill bring the hell that'll burn you!/
I'll fry you . . .drill you severly too/
. . .leaving marks on ya back like buccaneers where blending you/
You faulting Dbr when a wordplay's what you can barely do/
You can table a millions multies . . ./ but what real heads know is/
No one's really cheering you/
Quit claiming you run sh¡t. . .when you rarely poo/
Gee seeking 'credible votes' but its hard for him to stay credible/
Intellectually . . . you cant spar . . .lemme make that clear to you/
Cos ya raps unlettered . . .swinging an oar . . . was only when you 'schooled'!/
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 12:49pm On Aug 10, 2012
mikuz:
I dont battle to just beat guys/ I bring death that extend to his real ties/
so you better stay on ya lane . . . or I'll roast you Street-wise!/



Yes . . X men . . . Storm . . . olden lines/ reason why you stole the rhymes?/
Folk you rapping crude . . . better get your flows refined/


Ibime:
Now you beefing Street for saying it plain/ that I gave you the pain/
but you aint got respect on street-level. . . so just stay in ya lane!/

Ibime:
I make em throw they hands up, like they holding a sign/
Peace to my nigga Crude, cos his flow is refined/


mikuz:
First came to FFR with a train of thought/ thats lame of course/ . . . . Till ya array of words/ and display of fonts . . . . /
Gave me a bearing to base my stunts/

But that doesnt mean I recycle ya shyt . . .or I cant take ya spot!/


Ibime:
My rhymes in ya [size=14pt]subconscious[/size]. . .you bring em out when ya stuck/
and even if THESE lines simply down to badluck. . .
there's been umpteen times before when you used ma stuff/


If you wanna spar, we could trade a few/
But don't Beyonce my lines. . . no more de ja vu!/
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 4:19pm On Aug 10, 2012
grin grin

Even Canibus learnt from someone . . . .
Ibime: @ Mykali, I see you stepping your multi game up tremendously. . . I recommend Kool G Rap for accelerated learning course. . . I learned to compose multis by listening to Kool G Rap Roots of Evil album. . .

That'll stray pop and put more shells in your top than Adidas - Kool G Rap

I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fùcking memory - Eminem

Ibime stop being scared . . . .


This hater quoting trash minute he sees this cool Gee rap/
but I refer him back to rhymes he stole from shay and Kool G Rap!/
He backing childish claims with foolish rants/ and spewing crap/
But nobody 'Shias' your view . . . like Sunni lads!/
This pricks' fading/ evident in the sh¡t he phrasing/
You spit lagoon flow . . . nigga what I bring is main-stream/
They know my styles and techniques/ are nothing but rare skills/
Spit Brosnan bars . . . the way my rhymes 'Pierce' him/
Its just a plain rumour/ if you've even been known across any shore/
Cos ya fame cant spread beyond ya origin . . . like a brain tumour/
This guy flow dopè/ even ya wife know so/
Mikuz . . . toasting chicks with wee pick-up lines . . . now he got micro-scopes!/
Folk an iller cat/ but he prolly got catarrh/
Ya 'äss-ail' . . . so you got attacked/
Re: Flow For Rank by DBR: 4:24pm On Aug 10, 2012
ibime JULY 2012: I get one over ya cosine. . . just gimme a sec!/
If you aint Mathematical, the last line got you thinking correct/

DBR:MAY2010: ma punch from a-cute-angle. .know our Math. .Co-sign me/
if u cant figure that out. .dude e nor concern me/
see, who dey harass person of biting. . grin

Nways make i just rush this one talk small tinz . . grin


DBR: his structure boringly d same . . he's just stuck on the basics/
i hold it down and u cant raise it . . u made a mark . . i erase it/

same advice i gave u way back. .now u reciting n recylin it to me?/
ma skills arrest ur mind and soul. . u a fan . .ur body just resisting/
with ma metas,similes, pun wordplay. . im doin big thing/
only retards will claim if u dont do multis. .u aint beastin'/

yet. .i got barz wit multis. . but he carefully avoided them/
biting, lyin, recyclin. u do it all!. . u in a class all by urself!
lil mind. .cant comprehend ma flow. .u need a lil help/
it's either u truly ignorant, feigning stoopidity . .or ur brain got phlegm/

u diggin up ma sh.!t. .wat, this dude's a sewage tank cleaner?/
and ma barz u posted. .stays crispy dope. .thats a clincher/
no rhyme structure. .serrizly?. . u soundin pretty lame/
wit year in d game ur knowledge still remain d same?/

i always do it 1st. .he comes next. . fallin behind ma step/
did half tone. .he screamin nice! nice!! nice!!! cdnt control himsef/
sayin im 1 dimensional. .while the rest agree im d most versatile/
stomp on his Slab style. .he's not multi-styled. .his Verse are Tiles!/

oNe
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 6:43pm On Aug 10, 2012
DBR:

ibime JULY 2012: I get one over ya cosine. . . just gimme a sec!/
If you aint Mathematical, the last line got you thinking correct/

DBR:MAY2010: ma punch from a-cute-angle. .know our Math. .Co-sign me/
if u cant figure that out. .dude e nor concern me/


see, who dey harass person of biting. . grin


Hahaha. . . we know say you no go school. . . stop exposing yourself.

Two totally different lines. . .

Bros didnt even get it. . .

1/cosine = secant.

"I get one over ya cosine. . . just gimme a sec. . . "

I thought I told this dude I never paid attention to na'an one of his rhymes! grin


As for wetin shell top adidas get to do with Turtles. . . na Mikuz sabi. . .

Jog your memory line. . . had that since 2001. . . never even heard Eminems.

Ma original line was "I put ma trainers in ya brain just to jog your memory". . . and I have audio to prove it.

Mikuz musta searched ma catalogue of over 1000 rhymes and found nothing to link me to anyone, yet one verse of his can produce two lines directly linked to ME!. . . and I can show you tens of those verses of his. . . . he studied ma rhymes. . . they're in his subconscious! grin grin



Anyway, no long stories. . . not into bytching. . . put ya accusations in rhymes like I do!




This weekend is beasting weekend. . . niggaz prep your bars!!! wink
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 7:10pm On Aug 10, 2012
Ibime Ill turn you to a corpse I swear.
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 7:25pm On Aug 10, 2012
mikuz: Even Isrealites know this Guy . . But if they tell you he aint too tight/
Then like the 7th month of the year . . you've seen a Jew lie!/

Ibime: If this Jew-Lie , I march on him. . .. in any month. . . like I’m launching a war/

grin grin
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 11:43pm On Aug 10, 2012
I be sprayin' on stage, dollar print. .cuz we money machine/
Big money spender. .we stack the cash in/
Ridin' my phantom ice-skater. .and my clip on. .surfin' through hell/
Darkseid get tense. .when I cast my evil spell/
Bad act. .splatter his eyes on my Rolex. .the way he Watch the throne/
Legs on my shoulder. . drill ya chic sore. .that. .she felt in bone!/
FFR Lord. .I do This on my own/
B.itch. .my name on every lip. .but no one call your own!/
They flow dry. .they cannot Sea me. .they are like Blind Barti/
I Shine Ease like Jet-Li!/
I envelope your block like air breeze/
Colder than Pluto chill!/
Never felt this Gees. .the one whose buzz. . .honeybee!/
Shiii. .I get bucks. .but. .your child chased home for school fee/
Big dough rise. .its on bake list/
Young blood ninjas. . .we spit fresh clean/
If you think I Joke like Silva. .index finger up ya screen!/
Err not. .game perfect. .when we balling/
Like Joe. .kick the fact Straight. .when im Ruling!/
Shakin' like a patient. .like its fever. .with no Wayne like England. .without Rooney!/
Bruce Lee. .got strike. .my punch kill death . .I got killer fist!/
Waterfall. .stream flow to abyss. .where you guys couldn't go/
F.uck your brand. .im Lion on that Peugeot!/
I weave deadly puns. .that Tie & Die hoes!/
Hip-Hop style. . .what I only know/
She spread pelvic region. .so I could poke hole/
Alright. .I got Madrid gene. .a Real boy. .and you are puppet. .Kids dream toy/
Any one. .everyone yearn for more. . what do I need your ratings for?/
We hold this shii. .firm steady. .and im the Anchor!/
He stays in the sideline. .like ballboy/
And im that good boy. .now gone bad/
And I fire flame. .tag me Luikang lad/
And they are tensed up. .while I relax/
And they ain't tough. .they act meek like baby lamb/
Nigga. .we take control here. .guide to grave. .you rat/
And Everyday I flow. .cuz I Always Pad!/
You Digg up fact. .dust up trash. .buried far/
And i've catapulted high up. .I could see God's eye!!/
You got to elevate your bar/
You need a first aid treatment? Sure im willin' to help ya/
You the patient here. .and I could doctor/
Let me spoon you. .your girl, we Fork later/
Sittin' on big white star. .feeling like messiah/
Top fire legend like Aang & Zuko in Avatar/
Seat your arse. .watch me make manoeuvre/
Ridin' solo. .blowin' cuba. .skip ditch. .jump gutter/
Tyson antics. .bite linez. .I bite ear!/
Leave you with odd, ugly looks. . .that of alien/
You grasses. .im G.O.A.T. .Greatest. Of All time. .here!/
Battle the meanest. . .average. .those who fear!/
It's Literature time. .you ma student. .and im your Shakespeare/
Leavened with more Doh. . .than the music notes of George Handel!!/
I don't Mean to Average. .but the coons let me/
Put a shock wave in rectina path. .so that IC!/
That's a horror film. .X-Ray Charles. .he never Saw me/
But im the Undisputed champion. .like MI2: The Movie/
Damn your innocence. .and cheeky mien/
Im a Beast. .everyday I X-Men/
A thorn in your human flesh. .it'll prick you like cactus weed/
And swing deft punches on these Beings. . . .they Black Eyed Peas!/
And if you a teen. .close eighteen. . .only time you hatin' these/
These girls. .never f.ellatio. .on ma 20-inch stick!/
Im so cold. .I make the devil freeze!/
Big game. . .its like we shot a Godzilla down. .Jeez!/
Even Eygptian mummies wanna Wrap like me!!/
She love the way I Hilfiger between. .underneath her Tummy!/
Young. .old vets too. .feel ma Ten-pin Bowling/
Yes. .your Jerry for sure. .while im DJ Tom-my/
Im the Luxurious Boss. .but your a broken down lorry!/
tWo!
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 11:58pm On Aug 10, 2012
Dj5naira you no go kill me with laugh.


grin cheesy cheesy grin



I fight like Hercules/ determined to hurt you peeps/
Got beef? . . . One thread . . . we settle it!/
I dont have time for niggas who fear to spit/ or too scared to DISS/
Plead my subconsious judgement dont 'sue ya' . . . when I pencil THIS/
The IGP of rhymes . . . and ya level is/
no more than a mere POLICE!/
Meddle with/ this man and be the first to bleed/
Niggas only 'stare' . . . they cant 'step' to me/
I tear your ribs/ throw 'em out for the birds to feast/
Make this CAT LICK his wounds . . . cos Im a mean METHODIST!/
I blaze heads with heats/ that leave them deceased/
If you're the bomb . . . then you must be an Al shabab . . .
. . . or possibly a Terrorist/
I bed your miss/ and flirt ya sis/
Optimist guy . . . but if you see Ruud bungle a sitter . . . you've seen a Persie-missed!/
Some fake landlords say they best in this?/ I just pretend . . . I didnt hear and hiss/
Cos Its quite disgraceful . . . they dont know how or when to speak!/
My verses sick/ compared to they dreadful ish/
Its a fact I drop more freestyles than a Jelly fish/
I spend this Gee/ while you wallow in penury/
My money tops . . . better 'check' the list/
You get endlessly/ beaten for tryna test ma skills/
Cos guys who face my wrath . . . get pronounced dead at least!/
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 2:01am On Aug 11, 2012
I slay like T.rex/ determined to make him vex/
He should get ready to pass the mic. .cuz he's about to fail this test/
Y'all watch me topple his lines. .lay 'em one by one/
Your no Heir. . .u'z a rooster. .you fight like one!/
This is your Christmas. .im sure to make you die like one!/
Bring beef. .to sword fight? i'll slice it off/
Im the best in disses. .that he better know of!/
Improvised upper-cut mines. .that'd blow you up!/
I never spar with midget. .and local breed/
Cuz they be too easy for me to get rid/
And your rhymes. .they falter. .they shudda been shuffled to recruit!/
Packed in sack. .locked in the boot/
How you gonna bleed me. .when im the Pin in your neck. .ima prick on your soul!/
Puncture your heart with craters. .size like a Mexican cheese hole/
He only could tear my ribs. .in his nightmare. .the moment he woke. .he starts to fear!/
We know this methodist. .is mean. .so average here!/
Flirt. .the only thing you could ever do. .cuz your bent d.eek. .never erect!/
And your flows?. . . .they never connect!/
Ball like Nistelrooy. .you would never be this Rude!/
Boss in an oil rig. .you would never be this crude/
You? Landlord? . .that's where your reign will ever be/
But I cross boundaries. .and oversea/
I babble in fine tune. .but you mumble jargons!/
Ibime was right. .you only create buzz. .sparks . .like a Baby-dragon/
Not a miracle will heal your sick self. .you're possessed!/
Your wack barz won't. .boy you retrogress!/
Even Phelps will shake head in shame. .at your freestyle!/
Satan would cover mouth. .in shock at ya lie!/
In a 2-ft aquarium. .you still use floater!!/
Can't even swim. .your a goner!/
All the Gee you spent. .were all borrowed. .we now know who wallowed in Penury!/
And who lavished in luxury/
Your money tops. .only in Pool games. .you need to cross 'check' your fact!/
Only know how to read. .his pencil couldn't Lead. .he can't even write!/
Ima stronghead. .so what is heat to me? Perhaps. .the ones in your armpit!/
And your too weak to even hurt a fly. .u'd get killed by it/
Tough skin. .adamantium will. .no Wacko can Beat it!/
Pronounced dead at least? You've been fooled son. .they faked it!/
Re: Flow For Rank by mruknaijaboy(m): 5:59am On Aug 11, 2012
Ibime:


How can a nigga read his old raps and not be ashamed/
Then turn around. . . accuse Ibi of copying game?/
Three years ago, he was sloppy and lame/
Improved his wordplay. . . but other than. . . nothing has changed!/
No rhyme structure in place/ just a jumble of words/
Can’t flow to any beat, he just mumbling verbs/

. . .and building Narrative. . . beyond his under-standing/
No set-up. . . so when his punch is landing/. . . nothing’s happening!/
Injection of humour?. . . that’s a lot to ask him/
This is a honest critique. . . I ain’t phucking battling!/
He too one-dimensional. . . more than one thing’s lacking/
Ibi do it all. . . but DBR finds it multi-tasking. . .
Phucking ask him!

You wanna learn narrative. . . read back on what I’ve just been rapping/
He won’t retire. . . old man. . . seeking young companions/
Seun my guy. . . so I’ma speak to the boss. . . and prompt his sacking/
Landlord here. . . time to send this uncle packing!/
Field Marshall. . . this nigga just a captain/
Really a Private. . . overpromoted by some drunken madmen/
I should demote the punks who badged him/
or call his regiment to unattach him/
After directing my boys there. . . to punch and slap him!/
Claiming rank. . . when we never seen his gun in action/
cos every nigga that he battled. . . .sonned and smacked him!/
That’s 16 lines of monoflow. . . who’s number one in ranking?/
Phucking ask him!/

He pre-tend he’s better/ but my de-fence is clever/
Mathematical Monoflow. . . he can’t put such a sequence together/
Me send him? Never!/ . . . I tire/ for this style biter/
I never pay attention to raps. . . that ain't worth[b] 5 Naira[/b]!!!/

Nigga better back down/ or get smacked down/
I got raps from 1999. . . at the same level you at NOW!/
By 2001. . .my mono-flows. . very naughty/
And I'm supposed to respect niggas. . .who barely multi/. . .at nearly forty!!!/
It might seem everything I speak ain't fair/
but the rhymes he say here/. . . I bettered in my teenage years!/
Monoflow?. . . nothing monosyllabic dudes find harder than that/
Mikuz already do it better. . . and he only started to rap!/


GTFOH!!!

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jeeze that was ard g i cant even lie u did ur ting der, dat was da best ive seen so far still
Re: Flow For Rank by mruknaijaboy(m): 6:15am On Aug 11, 2012
you can recieve a HEAD SHOT
even when the FEDS WATCH
run up in your DEAD SPOT
looking for the ZED ROCKS
you dont pass them over? Reece will let the LEAD POP
me and Reece on the corner long chains and RED TOPS
he aint gonna die coz ill hit him up with LEG SHOTS
ill hit him up with HEAD SHOTS
his head and his NECK DROPS
you aint gonna get on my level spitting DEAD POP
ill go into rage mode and tear down TEN BLOCKS
and ive got my STICK IN THE RIDE
go crazy, and ill flip your WHIP ON ITS SIDE
or crack the ground and ill flip your STRIP ON ITS SIDE
grab the STICK THEN I RIDE
put a CLIP IN HIS MIND
then put SIX IN HIS RIDE
gotta make sure that im RICH WHEN I DIE
ill blow you PRIKS IN THE SKY but i think you better move back bro before the knife gets FLICKED IN YOUR EYE
talk shit and get PITCHED IN YOUR RIDE
even if you've got your CHICK IN THE RIDE
even if youve got your MUM IN THE RIDE ill tell her get on the floor and put the GUN IN HER SIDE
or give a crackhead a line and let him C*M IN HERE EYE
when i put the gun to her face I could see the reflection of the GUN IN HER EYE
i told your dad you better RUN OR YOU DIE

this is all freestyle sh*t you get me, no written sh*t just straight off the top of my head g ya dun kno
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 7:11am On Aug 11, 2012
Nna biko Mikuz, save the "hurt you peeps", "Scared to diss" igbotic slants for Abakiliki market. . . .prep proper bars for beasting today. . .



Early morning warm up. . . . I'ma beast this ninja later with all FINALITY. . . . but for now lemme do some light stretching and exercises. . .


I show respect when his raps are hot. . .
His best line is in my desk. . . stashed and locked/
Check my siggie. . . I even made him pass the buck/
Otedollar!. . .I marked the bills. . . and gave the cash to cops!/
Recorded his audios. . . and let the cameras watch/
but his raps were 'lifeless and withering'. . . so I 'grassed him up'!/

Check my inventory of rhymes. . . when you pass my shop/
I got funny lines in store. . . but he’s the laughing stock!/
He could call his whole squad, I’ll beat their asses up/
You know this dawg 'pound' gangs. . . like Daz, Kurrupt!/

Daz warm up. . . I'm bout to rip this thread. . . and leave his rags [/i]torn up/

Sparring with me?/ Ya partner should be starting to grieve/
I [i]put my hand through his chest
. . . and wear his heart on my sleeve!/
You and ya team ain’t rebels/
Claiming my city. . . till my niggas unsheathe they metal/
Give you an acid bath. . . .to test ya PH level!/
Me and my Borokiri boys pack mean toast/ and blast weak foes/
So when we say "Get out the way". . . you better 'Agree Road'!/ (Aggrey Road)
Even ma Ikwerre niggas know ya ev-ery step/
So beefing me is something you’ll forever regret/
You claiming PH. . . but its better you left/
we don’t identify with non-entities. . . committing identity theft!/
The 'diamonds' he floss. . .I embezzle with techs/
Snatch his "Joules". . . and leave him with no 'energy' left!!!/

When my shii hits the fan, I win flow of the year/
When his shiii hits the fan. . . feaces blow everywhere!/

I'll kill this Mickey Mouse later, I only came to 'Warn a Bros'/
but till the real Beasting start. . . 'That's All Folks!'/
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 10:49am On Aug 11, 2012
I dont mean ta mock at him/
but his Aggrey pun was a bland shot at it/
Daniel puns . . . check 'em out . . . 'Am more catchy'!/

They got no shame/
. . . they've been rapping for years with no name . . . /
. . . no swag, no fame/
But we pitch forward . . . to 'beat them on their own game'/

Indigenes boasting with they dripping mouth/ but when the fire comes they chicken out/
No Garrisons . . . we bring in The-lines . . . that lock the city down!/

Ikwerre landlords pack they loads/ when the cannons roll/
We take the fight to the streets . . . and 'Harbour roads'!/

We wait till they dim they lights/ then we pilfer knives/ to attack the weaker guys/
Call us 'Ogbunabali' . . . translation . . . we "niggas who kill at night!!"/

My armies ball out/ to parade and load rounds/
on mortars and howtizers . . .
. . . to turn his city to a 'ghost town'!/

I put him under my toes/ . . . stomp him till I murder the foe/
. . . then take his men to Enugu . . . and 'throw 'em over the coals!'/

If the nerd effs up/ from nowhere I'll appear . . . .
to shell the hedgehog/
. . . put him on a noose . . . till hes 'dead from his neck up!'/

The underground buzz here in the south/ but if he aint hearing the sound/
I drop his lope with a spear like Peter. . . and make him put his 'ear to the ground!'/

I pound this gee/ for tryna sound too mean/
Plant his soul on the soil . . . and leave the 'grass to grow around his feet!'/

I make the audience appaud . . .when my flows come through/ while the folks fault you/
. . . you might place cement on the ballot box . . . but voters wont still CAST they votes for you!!/
Re: Flow For Rank by jenchood(m): 10:50am On Aug 11, 2012
Sum dawgs been bitin ma lines..sleakid..gan rip u apart :PSum dawgs been bitin ma lines..sleakid..gan rip u apart
Re: Flow For Rank by jenchood(m): 10:53am On Aug 11, 2012
I dint c eny1 i c ma seph

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