idbusah:



Ha! This blew my head. Nice one.

Daphantom:


Me and Ice from 2013,
EMINENCE, Yo check it!
Was born an asteroid . . They ordered rifles to
rummage my skull/ as a Creche . . . pandora's
Box conveyed my Lunch/ tasted power first
hand . . . After maneating the whole of ottomans
court/
I'm Deranged but shrewd/ Spear headed Mars
Invasion coup/ Have wordsmiths kill your fam
and Relations too/ My pens gone berserk . . To
bring you death . . . from my signature move/
Busy accumulating piles of irons/ you let the cat
out tha bag . . . I unleash prides of Lions/ conjurer
of Infinite rhymes/ Wonder what demons see in
this guy/ smoking blunt . . . using Lucifers
windpipe/
Bleep prometheus, my team burn tha nuke/
became an Olympus pariah . . after I was caught
using Lightening to torture zeus/
Drinking holy grail water from a myrrh cup/ y'all
are wack with misfired shots/ while I'm busy
slam dunking with a fireball/
An Imperious lad/ stoned faced until a millenium
pass/ Hogwarts have never seen such a serious
black/
my ways are Ill/ coat of many colours made from
inter-racial melanin/ of minions who Tried to save
their skin/ was born solely to slay and kill/
support my Impenetrable castle with net-like
Laser beams/ I'm balling with gODs, you're being
played by dicks/ Marine detective that discovered
ocean spirits . . . within the Lakers team!/
I've fought wars/ nonstop/ from january to
december/ Initial's Napoleon . . . Mention my
surname . . And your skeleton will be
dismembered/
. . . kids expecting boxes already Lost Hope/ after
stories of how I gave Santa a cold death . . After
Killer swipes from the north pole/
y'all can't touch this/ I'm a brother of the dark
and a rada'han constrict/ with an insane mind . . .
I sought therapy at hands of a mordsith!/ I'll scare
Genkis Khan off his ship/
then Infiltrate Kim-ye's haven and abduct their
Human compass/ heading north west/ . . . . the
last Item for my planetary konquest/
I'm a descendant of Lui Kiang . . . . I'll finally
confess/ how I peeled the epidermal layer of a
blue whale . . As Ink for my blotched pen/ My
corpus the prolific conceiver of thoughts/ often
mistaken for an atheist or unbeliever of God/ I'll
wield Nimue's broom to roundhouse sweep the
Wizard of Oz/
Lost my chance with ceres, wrapped my diiik till
the day I'll see her/ first celestial being to lay
athena/ destruction and flood were aftermaths . . .
of my disaster date with hurricane katrina!/
straight marks on my back . . Where I used to
house peagasus feathers/ My sown seeds of evil
Germinated . . . Into the tree that formed Herra!/
my mind, A dome for avalanche resorce/ I'm a
mega giant minion . . . Used the artic regions
antartica to coolen my scotch!/
proposed to my wife with frodo's ring/ hired CM
punk to help make my Kids . . . go to sleep!/ my
fist got more ammunition than a tech store/ deep
thinker . . . was 'run to ground' while meditating
below the earths core/ I bet by now my crack's
on demand/ I'll forever murder verses . . till
Budha give me pats on the back!/
ICEBERG
Yaw, Yaw
Am something else/at my lovely birth/
a C.S on my mum, i surely heard/ then i was
mocking them/ doc picked the scalpel. . .for a
surgery
pierce/
so i jumped outta mummy's nest/ at his sloppy
neck/
grasped a nurse's breast/
then slammed his noggin next/
how i charged could power the bleeping
earth!/
grew into a beast endulging/
in wicked forgery/
for iron fists 'n body/
with triggered steps. . .bullets dodge me/
but if any touch me/
it'll fly back to the chamber. . .like
persistent judges/
but am a freaky being/
with what my thinking brings/
i change fate of a winning team/
give the loosers a cheating win/
as i swerve a freekick. . .watching from
my tv screen!/
so chill in hell till my anger cools/
then i scatter loose/with faster moves/
to get a demons head. . .like Ra's al
Ghul's/
snake eyes. . . dice and tire mambas/
u eating biscuits, am eating fire crackers/ ur
world is ending. . .not a mayan
matter/
cos ye 300 spartans/
will turn hunted badgers/
im an army of a thousand and 600
martians!/
so its a gory task/
eating evil beings with my holy hands/
a gun to my heart? . .i say blow it fast/
cos i need metals in my chest to
live. . .Am Tony Stark!/
and paparazzi's learn from me/ i mean, one nazi
set for flee/
but fought unseen forces. . .as he bent on
knees/
after i captured him with my photographic
memory!/
DNA in my genes are strands of denim/
but maggots yelling/
as u turn to a band of vermins/
when i stretch out this hand of merlin!/
so am a Superhuman!/
fùcked a Cuban Woman/
on our honeymoon. . .she turned a Lunar Mutant!/

MuhdG:
Dj5naira vs PaulThor Tuesday 20th october 2015 10 bars 9pm

Ibime:
I just like Adanna28, Alexpissu and DJ5Naira style. You guys always come with your own individuality. Ada and Pissu got the observational poetic documentary style while 5Naira has his crazy puns linked to current affairs.

dj5naira:
Patience is the watchword henceforth, BLUNT & CLEAR/ ain't pulled no such stunt this year/
cos somethin' happened when I jumped “queue” . . . appeared in front of “R!!”/

When we in the room, I turn down houses' speaker singin' butterflies/
Her voice got me feelin' energized/
Ur soft bed sound amazes me girlie, I love 'ya coo boo', .. . Dogara shouldn't start thinkin' otherwise/

Though my spittle weighs/ I don't show myself in this civil place/
I hear steps of feet walkin' above me, too 'undergrounded' . . . i'm the location of Iran missile base/

The day Cool FM staff read my writtens, they renamed me after their OAP, Daddy frees/
My word play when its happy & free/
Lyrics of this Prince charmin', Cinderella from Disney World fell for it and got married to me/

I could "teller" attitude is slutty since i've read what she texts some other chiefs/
She deceives u after yu made love never to sex another gee/
As you shut the door on your way out feelin' like a man, she shouts, "...next customer please!!"/

Korede & I? Good Lawd! *grin*/ while he n his squad has been/
. . . i'm runnin' a full-time job, after every 90 minutes I don get alert #GODWIN/

Pump this stage with creed/ so that we sage can feed/
cos "throwback" is "spamming by trick" . why not tell us to go 2 so so so page and read/

Famous ke?? What are yu tellin' me/
See bikini, he clear say d girl na really 4rm Yemeni/
Forced? E no consign me . Wetin I know be say the 'hoe dumb' pass Lamar, sefini/

I'm endin' yu KillahSaw serenely/ since i'm dealin' with a pu.ssy, the bullet 'd definitely hit the cat womb/
Can't you see You win this back & forth . . . if its in the chat room/

So take yourself and ur gat, zoom/ you've been mocked in this clutch/
"2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2"... ..what u do, what you say n u not even aware, .. . ... ...you talk "2" much/

Ibime:
I just like Adanna28, Alexpissu and DJ5Naira style. You guys always come with your own individuality. Ada and Pissu got the observational poetic documentary style while 5Naira has his crazy puns linked to current affairs.

CaptainCids:
The darkrebel...



I have n0t seen my d0c f0r t0m0rr0w's battle







Leg0UT

funlord:
The ascended master: the high scriptures!

I'm talking to god about his plans to make me a superstar, I told him, nope, I'd rather remain puffing my cubans right here in heavens bar! He smiles and says fun your punditry with the pen needs to bless mankind be it from near or afar, and your vicious heart and long memory is meant to decimate mcs whose skills will never be up to par!

I pull out my last rizzla and slide it across to allah, he splits open the last bag of "doja" we call it "heavens scar"! Puff puff pass assisted by a bottle of henny, next thing I know I'm quite sozzled so its time to bring the fury!

Teleported to nairaland to walk among the new breed of mc's, making sure that any challengers get tossed up in flames burning at a 1000 degrees, move through sections, always leaving a trail of debris, admiring the carnage from afar while quietly stroking my goatee, no wonder the lords name is permanently on the marquee!

Only give dap to the real and proceed to decapitate the fakes, dig out the thickest butts just so my dick can relate, put the haters on hold until its my time to decimate, serving a buffet of rhymes so ya'll kids better grab a plate!

The cacophony kicks in, so I guess its time to begin, I'm spitting the sort of flows that all holy books consider a sin, the grim reapers by my side busy doing the back spin, jesus is my hype man and the holder of my gin, while dj shango's in charge of making the records spin!

Funs flow is pristine and devoid of gimmicks, just a constant stream of fortified and factual lyrics, armed with a swagger that defies the laws of physics, with the sort of delivery that keeps the youth in hysterics, I'm an un-natural love-vendor, sometimes I get to Bleep them spirits, my unique rhyme schemes ensures I'm most loved by the critics!

funlord:
The ascended master: the high scriptures!

I'm talking to god about his plans to make me a superstar, I told him, nope, I'd rather remain puffing my cubans right here in heavens bar! He smiles and says fun your punditry with the pen needs to bless mankind be it from near or afar, and your vicious heart and long memory is meant to decimate mcs whose skills will never be up to par!

I pull out my last rizzla and slide it across to allah, he splits open the last bag of "doja" we call it "heavens scar"! Puff puff pass assisted by a bottle of henny, next thing I know I'm quite sozzled so its time to bring the fury!

Teleported to nairaland to walk among the new breed of mc's, making sure that any challengers get tossed up in flames burning at a 1000 degrees, move through sections, always leaving a trail of debris, admiring the carnage from afar while quietly stroking my goatee, no wonder the lords name is permanently on the marquee!

Only give dap to the real and proceed to decapitate the fakes, dig out the thickest butts just so my dick can relate, put the haters on hold until its my time to decimate, serving a buffet of rhymes so ya'll kids better grab a plate!

The cacophony kicks in, so I guess its time to begin, I'm spitting the sort of flows that all holy books consider a sin, the grim reapers by my side busy doing the back spin, jesus is my hype man and the holder of my gin, while dj shango's in charge of making the records spin!

Funs flow is pristine and devoid of gimmicks, just a constant stream of fortified and factual lyrics, armed with a swagger that defies the laws of physics, with the sort of delivery that keeps the youth in hysterics, I'm an un-natural love-vendor, sometimes I get to Bleep them spirits, my unique rhyme schemes ensures I'm most loved by the critics!

ELYMAXiimus:
abeg leave FFR, go and deal with classyalamala

007Bruce:

what is this?

ELYMAXiimus:

abeg leave FFR, go and deal with classyalamala

007Bruce:


what is this?

funlord:
The ascended master: the high scriptures!

I'm talking to god about his plans to make me a superstar, I told him, nope, I'd rather remain puffing my cubans right here in heavens bar! He smiles and says fun your punditry with the pen needs to bless mankind be it from near or afar, and your vicious heart and long memory is meant to decimate mcs whose skills will never be up to par!

I pull out my last rizzla and slide it across to _allah, he splits open the last bag of "doja" we call it "heavens scar"! Puff puff pass assisted by a bottle of henny, next thing I know I'm quite sozzled so its time to bring the fury!

Teleported to nairaland to walk among the new breed of mc's, making sure that any challengers get tossed up in flames burning at a 1000 degrees, move through sections, always leaving a trail of debris, admiring the carnage from afar while quietly stroking my goatee, no wonder the lords name is permanently on the marquee!

Only give dap to the real and proceed to decapitate the fakes, dig out the thickest butts just so my _dick can relate, put the haters on hold until its my time to decimate, serving a buffet of rhymes so ya'll kids better grab a plate!

The cacophony kicks in, so I guess its time to begin, I'm spitting the sort of flows that all holy books consider a sin, the grim reapers by my side busy doing the back spin, jesus is my hype man and the holder of my gin, while dj shango's in charge of making the records spin!

Funs flow is pristine and devoid of gimmicks, just a constant stream of fortified and factual lyrics, armed with a swagger that defies the laws of physics, with the sort of delivery that keeps the youth in hysterics, I'm an un-natural _pimp, sometimes I get to _fuck them spirits, my unique rhyme schemes ensures I'm most loved by the critics!

Classsyalabolas:



youse one big joke.... mark my words boy- no matter how hard you try to fit in, rap section would never be for you ...


This shït is utterly wack. .and yet you claim to be a rap head. This verse would only be considered döpe in your village's annual rap competition

As usual I expect you to type your long essays. .obey me dog, make a lengthy rebuttal. I need a good laugh as venting your frustrations in nairaland is the only life you got. ..mad dog

funlord:


Nigga? Why so pained? Lol! Its an intro to a tale! Go and keep getting slapped in the chat room! We are having fun in sports section abeg! Your career is over! Thank me later! Ha ha...........

Classsyalabolas:


I never knew people had careers on the internet. This is how you know a geek and a social recluse who got no life outside these cyber-walls..
I wonder how you have time to type out 1000 words all in the name of dissing, and yet have time to post the links to archived posts..
Dude, if no one will tell you the truth, then let me-you are jobless and sick. .chai. ..

and just accept that your verse was wack. If the intro to the tale is this wack, how much more the tale? Attention-seeker ....

funlord:


Nope! I'm actually the Seeker of fake, gay, hating ass, lying ass, poverty stricken _fucktards like you! And then I wreck them as I wrecked you boy! Lol!!!!

Na na na na na............


Keep crying! Your tears bring me JOY!

Classsyalabolas:



Nahh you are a mental case with lack of priority, &who needs to get psychiatric help


i bet the accolades you get from tools like you when you are wasting your life away is the only time you get noticed in life .. You and I both know that's true. .

And you are all alsi a cooger and darkrebel wannabe. .cos it was only when you came here that your madness started. ..
I already killed you romance section months ago, and put you in my rëtards list. You don't seem to understand me - I don't engage lunatics. .stop stalking me like a creep. ..