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Yorùbá Mothers Produce The Best Range Of Slaps by Abdulsherif: 4:31pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst... And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. Lol God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these slaps .... Which one do u enjoy most from ur parent ? I knw u re laughing unless u re not a Yoruba 2 Likes |
Re: Yorùbá Mothers Produce The Best Range Of Slaps by adekoonlay(m): 4:37pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
Good job man. |
Re: Yorùbá Mothers Produce The Best Range Of Slaps by abbeycial: 4:54pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
lol wonderful piece u ve got here bro |
Re: Yorùbá Mothers Produce The Best Range Of Slaps by iamodenigbo1(m): 6:25pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
Funy piece |
Re: Yorùbá Mothers Produce The Best Range Of Slaps by seunny4lif(m): 6:09am On Nov 22, 2014 |
I don receive all dis slap and I don dash dem out too |
Re: Yorùbá Mothers Produce The Best Range Of Slaps by Pavore9: 7:29am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Though lgbo but born and raised in Lagos, l can relate to that though it was not my mother's method. |
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