Trust Nollywood not to dull. lol



http://www.lailasblog.com/2014/11/nollywood-don-release-dorobucci-movie-o.html?m=1

LOL....
Naija no dey carry last

Naija lawa

Reason why i don't watch nollycrap.

NOLLYWOOD NEVER FAILS TO DISAPPOINT WITH IT'S SENSELESS TITLES&AND CHILDLISH STORYLINES

[size=45pt]dorobullshit movie for dorocrappy people[/size]

I can imagine them adding 'doro' to every word in the dialogues.

"Mama come see my doro Asanwa ooo"


Nollywood be getting sillier by the day.

Waiting for Story for the god's.

THEY SHLD ACT "THERE IS GOD OO"

Nollywood movies exploring madness since 1441....

Typical of Nollywood... am sure d movie will b silly n boring....

This one even came late...their is one yoruba film named "dorosexy" it came out when the music is still hot...chai nollywood

U guys shld jst say Aba films n nt Nollywood.

Loooooonnnnngggg hiss. Nollywood, churning out crappy movies since 1840. Meanwhile...

A Nigerian teacher was sent to China to teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll
calling: He said "Sheng." A student said "Present." He called thesecond name, Chu Muon. Another student said "Present." Suddenly, he sneezed, "hatchia" One student seated at the corner stood up and said, "Present." He then exclaimed and said,"hmmmm..." all the students shouted "Absent." He got confused and said," Shaa..." Three students stood up and said, "Which of us?" The teacher became more confused and he asked, " What is wrong?" A student stood up and said, " Sir, I'm not Wrong, I'm called Wong."The teacher now laughed and said, "hahaha" .. A girl said "Present sir.

noted...

ionsman:
noted...

Nairaland hopeful.

Jaymima:

Nairaland hopeful.

sorry what does that mean?

I just hope it makes more sense than "blackberry babes" dat film na wash

Nawa o abeg shoki babes never commot?

Height of nonsense.

No wonder they keep shunning out lots of films,and yet people,and international community do not take us serious,and most people can't use their hard earned money to buy this thrash.

Nollywood itself depicts a body bereft of ideas,its filled with people who are mentally,and physically lazy to the realities of film making..

I for one,I can't remember the last time I watch any Nollywood film,because to me,its simply a waste of time,and resources..

MisterLongman:

But the aba filmmakers are also part of nollywood.
Dorobucci love, kukere babes, limpopo girls, azoto babes etc.
Naija musicians dey sing rubbish, the movie producers are producing nonsense in the name of this rubbish.

D lyks of Emem isong,Tunde kilani,Bayo Alawiye,Kunle Afolayan,Desmond Elliot produces grt movies,n dy re also part of nollywood. So u cnt generalize it.

Pls who is nollywood?? We don't knw him here in Ape Planet