CFCfan:
"The Presidential invasion of the National Assembly which was unscrupulously executed by its pursuivant Inspector General Of Police had all the trappings of an entente raid and executive rascality which is deservable of an acidic excoriation and corrosive pummeling.

"The impeachment gambit is however a frankeinstous yoyo with a potency for an erebus prone whirligig."

Obiagelli:

God understands

PapiWata:
I am simply flabber-whelmed and over-ghasted to hear these words from Oga Patrick about our head of state, given his exalted position as a man of timber and calipers, whose modus operandi openly defies willy-nilly, all tenets of the locus standii applicable to this dispensation.

MuguliciousMUGU:
This is what i call a kakistomobotocrazy

PapiWata:
I am simply flabber-whelmed and over-ghasted to hear these words from Oga Patrick about our head of state, given his exalted position as a man of timber and calipers, whose modus operandi openly defies willy-nilly, all tenets of the locus standii applicable to this dispensation.

MuguliciousMUGU:
This is what i call a kakistomobotocrazy

PapiWata:
I am simply flabber-whelmed and over-ghasted to hear these words from Oga Patrick about our head of state, given his exalted position as a man of timber and calipers, whose modus operandi openly defies willy-nilly, all tenets of the locus standii applicable to this dispensation.

egift:
Whereas we accommodate his optimal parsing of phonological coincidences, he should reprieve us the travail of having to crisscross the compendium before making nous of the contemplations he intend to share with us. What transpired yesterday was particularly horrendous and ought to be condemned in the sturdiest stretch possible. Nigeria will overcome its current challenges.

egift:
Whereas we accommodate his optimal parsing of phonological coincidences, he should reprieve us the travail of having to crisscross the compendium before making nous of the contemplations he intend to share with us. What transpired yesterday was particularly horrendous and ought to be condemned in the sturdiest stretch possible. Nigeria will overcome its current challenges.

egift:
Whereas we accommodate his optimal parsing of phonological coincidences, he should reprieve us the travail of having to crisscross the compendium before making nous of the contemplations he intend to share with us. What transpired yesterday was particularly horrendous and ought to be condemned in the sturdiest stretch possible. Nigeria will overcome its current challenges.

PapiWata:


Thank you for this timely and astute observation, Oga Egift. Please find attached herewith my own urgent response to the points raised above.

In order to preserve a measure of unobtrusive mea-culpa before a readership populated by contemporaneous observers already perplexed, confounded, befuddled, bemused, disoriented, discombobulated and indeed exasperated by the gratuitous invocation of linguistic and tautological pyrotechnics in the learned opinions rendered by erudite contributors to this topic of elemental discourse, it is of paramount and indeed existential import, that the wanton reliance on such an obscure and elliptical approach to diction must be discountenanced, in the interest of grammatical simplicity. Nihil incarburendum illegitimi, and of course, caveat emptor.

It is with this fundamental premise of systematized logicality, simmering foremost amid the deepest intra-cranial recesses of our cognitive physiology, that we must studiously examine and dissect in a scholarly and dispassionate manner the overriding holistic premise underlying Hon Patrick Obahiagbon’s most recent submissions before the world press assemblage, both from the standpoint of symbolically over-riding geopolitical imperatives, as well as within the context of ingrained societal expectations reposed upon the Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon himself, setting aside, for the sake of sublime clarity and succinctness, the discountenanced murmurings and hallucinatory ramblings of those who would declare the learned gentleman a person-non-grata simply by virtue of his substantive documented record replete with illustrative antecedents that have suffused with clockwork regularity the hallowed pages of this forum in particular, for the past decade or more, ad nauseum, ad infinitum.

egift:
Whereas we accommodate his optimal parsing of phonological coincidences, he should reprieve us the travail of having to crisscross the compendium before making nous of the contemplations he intend to share with us. What transpired yesterday was particularly horrendous and ought to be condemned in the sturdiest stretch possible. Nigeria will overcome its current challenges.

CFCfan:
"The Presidential invasion of the National Assembly which was unscrupulously executed by its pursuivant Inspector General Of Police had all the trappings of an entente raid and executive rascality which is deservable of an acidic excoriation and corrosive pummeling.

"The impeachment gambit is however a frankeinstous yoyo with a potency for an erebus prone whirligig."