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December/christmas Is Around The Corner, Hilarious Break Up Lines. by alberto2k(m): 9:37am On Nov 22, 2014 |
DECEMBER IS AROUND THE CORNER! TIME TO BREAK UP!!! . 1* You saw me sweeping my room n you never care 2 collect the broom and finish the sweeping, It's over! 2* you don't bend properly when u sweep, you'll have Pride issues, & i Can't marry a proud woman, *its over* 3* Did U just call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We're done! *its over* 4* My mum checked my future, you are not in it. *its over*. 5* baby my mum says that there are a lot of witches in your village so we can't go out anymore! *its over* 6* why would u tell me to watch champions league when Man utd is not there! U want to mock me abi? *Its over* 7* U smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking. *its over* 8* U don't use ma picture as your profile picture, *its over!* 9* U prepared indomie and Egg for me to eat?! U want me to kill everyone at the office with mess abi? *its over!* 10* U didn't vote for me for Mr. Nairaland 2014 abi? *its over!* Add urz Compiled and modified by Alberto |
Re: December/christmas Is Around The Corner, Hilarious Break Up Lines. by rawpadgin(m): 10:15am On Nov 22, 2014 |
no.3 is so bleeping hilarious |
Re: December/christmas Is Around The Corner, Hilarious Break Up Lines. by Emperorking20(m): 9:21pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
U didn't change ur Facebook relationship status from single.. Its over |
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