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Beware.... Ladies Beware. by femmysin(m): 12:41am On Nov 29, 2014 |
You add him on Facebook * He checks your pictures. * They re very beautiful. * He Drives A Golf 6/7 GTI * He confirms * He inbox you * You reply, all excited, you want to hook up * You set a date * YOU dress up that Legging With NO UNDERWEAR * You smell good * YOU put on a makeup - fresh breath & new weave * He takes you for lunch * He Takes you For Drinks * YOU two have a good time * He rubs your hands * He Makes you laugh he's fun to be with (all women love that) * Gives you looks and smiles * YOU fall in-love * It's like you have known him forever * He takes you to his apartment * He makes you feel comfortable * He lays you on his bed * He rubs it gently * Kiss u passionately * Pulls ur Leggings * They're too tight but he manages to take them off * YOU love his aggression, strength, power & you give in * It feels good * YOU know it's wrong, but it feels so good * YOU ask for protection, he says it's too late * YOU obey & don't disturb * He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too * He sleeps with you * He pulls out, goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water * He helps you drink it ...Ohh man you feel special * "He must be the one! " YOU think to yourself * You will get dressed * He takes you to the taxi rank * He kisses you on the cheek and say "I had a great time!" * He gives you( # 10000naira ) * YOU smile & say "See YOU tomorrow babe." * He stays silent * Your taxi drives away * In the taxi you can't stop smiling * YOU get home & inbox him that you got home safe * He's online, but doesn't reply * It's unlike him, so you inbox him again * He doesn't respond * Minutes later you can't find him on your friends list * HE BLOCKED YOU!!! * Days, weeks, months passes by * YOU start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange wit sores in your mouth * YOU go to the clinic * Get tested * Minutes later... * Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry. You're Pregnant and HIV Postive !" * "HOW?" YOU don't understand * Reality hits you * YOU walk home, Scared, Confused * YOU go to the train railway, YOU lay hopeless and emotionless * YOU see the train coming nearer, YOU look into the sky AND mumble A prayer * That's the end of you * Don't be that girl! Live well. Stop chasing material things this festive season... # Dont Make Costly Mistake You Can't Pay for....I love You All. Gudmawnin!!!. 2 Likes |
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