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Beware.... Ladies Beware. by femmysin(m): 12:41am On Nov 29, 2014
You add him on Facebook

* He checks your pictures.
* They re very beautiful.
* He Drives A Golf 6/7 GTI
* He confirms
* He inbox you
* You reply, all excited, you want to hook up
* You set a date
* YOU dress up that Legging With NO UNDERWEAR
* You smell good
* YOU put on a makeup - fresh breath & new weave
* He takes you for lunch
* He Takes you For Drinks
* YOU two have a good time
* He rubs your hands
* He Makes you laugh he's fun to be with (all women love that)
* Gives you looks and smiles
* YOU fall in-love
* It's like you have known him forever
* He takes you to his apartment
* He makes you feel comfortable
* He lays you on his bed
* He rubs it gently
* Kiss u passionately
* Pulls ur Leggings
* They're too tight but he manages to take them off
* YOU love his aggression, strength, power & you give in
* It feels good
* YOU know it's wrong, but it feels so good
* YOU ask for protection, he says it's too late
* YOU obey & don't disturb
* He says he loves you and you don't
hesitate to say you love him too
* He sleeps with you
* He pulls out, goes to the kitchen to get a glass of
water
* He helps you drink it ...Ohh man you feel special
* "He must be the one! " YOU think to yourself
* You will get dressed
* He takes you to the taxi rank
* He kisses you on the cheek and say "I had a great
time!"
* He gives you( # 10000naira )
* YOU smile & say "See YOU tomorrow babe."
* He stays silent
* Your taxi drives away
* In the taxi you can't stop smiling
* YOU get home & inbox him that you got home safe
* He's online, but doesn't reply
* It's unlike him, so you inbox him again
* He doesn't respond
* Minutes later you can't find him on your friends list
* HE BLOCKED YOU!!!
* Days, weeks, months passes by
* YOU start feeling sick, weak, loose
weight, act strange wit sores in your mouth
* YOU go to the clinic
* Get tested
* Minutes later...
* Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry.
You're Pregnant and HIV Postive !"
* "HOW?" YOU don't understand
* Reality hits you
* YOU walk home, Scared, Confused
* YOU go to the train railway, YOU lay hopeless and
emotionless
* YOU see the train coming nearer, YOU look into the sky
AND
mumble
A prayer
* That's the end of you
* Don't be that girl! Live well.
Stop chasing material things this festive season...
#
Dont Make
Costly Mistake You Can't Pay for....I love You All.
Gudmawnin!!!.

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