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Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by shogosco: 6:55pm On Nov 30, 2014
Conversation between satan and God




Satan:Hahahaha
God; Why are you laughing
Satan ; Am not laughing
God ; Then what are u doing?
Satan ; Am smiling
God ; Why smiling
Satan : U said this is ur child?
GOD: Which one?
Satan ; The one reading this
GOD : Of course this is my child
Satan : Ha since morning your child have not even mentioned your name not even once
God : But still i love my child and i know he does too.
Satan: No he doesn't, this child is mine, since morning has been committing sin ..and bad and evil thoughts are in his mind.
God : Satan your a liar, i created this child in my own image and likeness.. Ok to prove that he/she is mine, wait and see him to hit "LIKE BUTTON" or comment. "AM FOR GOD"
Satan : Hahaha ok lets wait and see ok lets make a deal
God : Ok satan if he ignores the message his yours and if he comments his mine, deal?
Satan: Ok deal.. Hahahaha
God : Satan why are u still laughing?
Satan : Am laughing because no one cares and no one will comment
God : Lets wait and see
God : The choice is yours

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Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by ajuwarhodes(f): 7:07pm On Nov 30, 2014
Why won't I comment?
Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by Truth24(m): 7:22pm On Nov 30, 2014
grin
Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by Nobody: 7:31pm On Nov 30, 2014
If i hear?, hw u take hear their conversation?
Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by plumule(m): 7:44pm On Nov 30, 2014
their is nothing left for god and satan to discus again, satan has been cast into d abyss. The choice is yours since 1452

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Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by shogosco: 9:30pm On Nov 30, 2014
Hordunlarmy:
If i hear?, hw u take hear their conversation?


commot dat owu elepo wey dey ur ear now....
Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by marieolae(f): 9:35pm On Nov 30, 2014
So liking that post automatically makes me a child of God.
Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by shogosco: 9:12am On Dec 01, 2014
Yes automatically..only if you believe!
marieolae:
So liking that post automatically makes me a child of God.
Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by Nobody: 9:31am On Dec 01, 2014
Bunch of fucking idiots..
Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by marieolae(f): 8:15pm On Dec 01, 2014
shogosco:
Yes automatically..only if you believe!
I see
Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by tobechi20(m): 9:01pm On Dec 01, 2014
imagine

God and satan strugling for likes
Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by finofaya: 9:47pm On Dec 01, 2014
Shogosco, I hope you were able to like the OP.
Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by TheIkoro(m): 1:58pm On Dec 17, 2014
shogosco:
Conversation between satan and God




Satan:Hahahaha
God; Why are you laughing
Satan ; Am not laughing
God ; Then what are u doing?
Satan ; Am smiling
God ; Why smiling
Satan : U said this is ur child?
GOD: Which one?
Satan ; The one reading this
GOD : Of course this is my child
Satan : Ha since morning your child have not even mentioned your name not even once
God : But still i love my child and i know he does too.
Satan: No he doesn't, this child is mine, since morning has been committing sin ..and bad and evil thoughts are in his mind.
God : Satan your a liar, i created this child in my own image and likeness.. Ok to prove that he/she is mine, wait and see him to hit "LIKE BUTTON" or comment. "AM FOR GOD"
Satan : Hahaha ok lets wait and see ok lets make a deal
God : Ok satan if he ignores the message his yours and if he comments his mine, deal?
Satan: Ok deal.. Hahahaha
God : Satan why are u still laughing?
Satan : Am laughing because no one cares and no one will comment
God : Lets wait and see
God : The choice is yours

I looked for mercy, but there was none;
and for comforters, but I found none:
none, O GOD, but in Thee -
because no one did care, and no one did comment?

- Adedotun The Ikoro.
Re: Conversation Between God And Satan, A Must Read!!! by Weah96: 2:01pm On Dec 17, 2014
Who recorded the conversation? Someone in the psych ward, no doubt.

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