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19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:00pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Thank God for a New Week. Going to work and watching people playing out what you read on NL is such a beautiful sight to behold. This thread may not be appreciated by those who haven't had the opportunity to really work with others. In my few years of working in several places with different people, I've managed to gather a little here and a little there of people's attitude & comportment at their places of work. Below Are 19 Sets Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. 1. Those who don't like the boss. They're always at loggerheads with him/ her. When he/she is talking, their heads are bowed. Funny enough, they're good at their job! Odawise, na sack get them! 2. The young pretty ladies who dress to KILL! It is like they are there for one purpose: To oppress! Nawa o! If you watch them carefully for one month, dem no dey repeat cloth! Some nor dey repeat perfume gan! 3. The Newbies who just got recruited and are trying to fit in (blend). During staff meetings, they're always asking too many questions from "flats to grants" thus delaying the closing time. Seeing them makes you feel a Boss! haha, you know the ropes! 4. The Sanguines. (Outspoken Ones) Dem just employ dem last week and by the following week, dem know everybody name and department, even to their phone numbers! (esp. if they're girls) The ladies that were there before them be like: you think say you go just come today come dey snatch our men abi? You go see! Which men? Guys wey you been dey form? A beg, No. 5 joor! 5. The Solo guy (Weirdo) who acts as a "low lif.e" but he has been eyeing a female worker for years! If you get close enough to him and ask him, he'll confide in you. He is just too fearful and shy to approach her. He has her number oo! How na? 6. The set of colleagues who always work together. They speak same language. Anyone coming into their circle (clique) just automatically gets lost. (mostly guys) 7. The lady who is known as INFORMATION CENTRE, CNN or Aproko! How she gets her information, we know not. But she seems to know who is currently in a relationship, single or about to get married. "She sees through the dark" Before you approach Chidinma in that office, she knows you will. She has been watching you! Such a one, don't confide! 8. The Religious Sister, (Christian or Muslim). For the Christian, tomorrow, Monday, expect handbill from her inviting you to one programme or another. The Muslim sisters: we nor dey see their pretty and long hairs...#winks# 9. The Player: This guy doesn't talk much neither does he give ladies attention. They want him and I don't know why! #ha# He has only spent 9 months in the organization and has gotten laid over 4 females. #wow# I salute you! 10. The Good Guy who helps ladies meet their target. They like him. Him second name na FRIENDZONE! When his friends at work asks him, "how far you and Jennifer na ?" Him go say, I dey wait for the right time! LOOOOL! Iffa hear say you open your mouth one day! 11. The serious dude who is always punctual to work. He is the eldest in his family and to lose his job is the last thing on his mind. His family depends on his salary! Therefore, he is purpose-driven. Employers like this kind enh... 12. The 30+ lady who dresses to work in an archaic manner and you begin wonder, Is she a Nun, Once Married, Married or Single? 13. The Boss' Beloved (e.g A female boss) This guy is the boss' favorite not because he is too hardworking. He just knows HOW to talk to his boss. He watches carefully and he takes the Emotional Lane. #grins# He has a way with words. He gets her little things that adds value to her at her age. lol! Her boss always find a reason to keep him! #widegrin# 15. Mr. Ajakpu that likes coming late. The late comer! The "Information Centre" even said, he and his wife are having issues...lol His employment is hanging by a thread. #Na sack remain oo# 15. The good girl who is emotional. She cooks and brings food for a guy in the office. The guy broke her tender heart and that ended her being nice to guys. She ignore advances from any guy at all: at work, in church, a wedding... She Is Recovering From The Heart Attack! Lol 16. The strong-willed lady who walks like a man! lol They like over-sabi en! They think that by showing how "good" and "fluent" they are in Vocabs, guys will get attracted. Mbanu! Before you talk one, they'll cut you short, and talk five" They can Quote you on NL enh! Blind Quoting ooo! 17. The Corpers. Incase these single, sexy and sassy ladies were sent to your company, watch out o! Some of them are there to catch just ONE using anything! They've vowed NEVER to go empty! Oh boy, zip up your mouth and your zips ooo, ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD OOO! Stick to your girl...! 18. The Bbm lady. At any free space, you'll see her with her bbm, pinging things! Na so she go dey smile. Small time, she go go corner, answer call with a sober face (BF calling)...you go think say marriage don near. For where! Two years don come and go, she still dey ping and buy asuebi... #Oh God, intervene # 19. The TGIF workers who are barely managing the work. They're just not serious with work. Every Friday evening, check their BBM profile, TGIF BABY, CLUB THINGS ON MY MIND, DORO SPENDING TONIGHT etc. PS: We all one way or another fall in any of these categories. Please, you can add more. Happy New Working Week. Happy New Month in advance! 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:09pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
I'm Numbers____ 2; I just like to dey attract. ![]() 4; Yes, I'm outspoken. Once I like/love you...amma be your entertainment ![]() 13; No be my fault say Oga like me na. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by chibwike(m): 7:10pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Wow...emusmith has done it again.....mehn this is the highest level of this kinda thread...ur analysis are damn!...so on point well that number three, am guilty of that,. I always fell like a boss on top newbies matter then no 13 11 4 enusmith God bless you for this wonderful piece jare. More creativity to your brain. |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:14pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:Sincerity is the bedrock of Integrity. I admire your sincerity Kachisbarbie. Nice pic BTW... ![]() |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:16pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
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Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:23pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
emusmith: hehe. No need to lie na... Na that kind pic I dey use attract them o ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by holatin(m): 7:24pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
how many company you don work for you to compile this list ? |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:24pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
KACHISBARBIE SWEET KEEP ON KILLING ME SLOWLY.. |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:26pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
lilmaxfidel:KACHISB ARBIE SWEET KEEP ON KILLING ME SLOWLY.. stop derailing this thread ![]() Which one are you on that list? Choose one... 1 Like |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by LogoDWhiz(m): 7:27pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Nairaland |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:30pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
SO GUILTY OF NUMBER NINE |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:31pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:[email]CRIES*[/email] |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:38pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Incase |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:39pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
I think I'm 13, my boss likes me ehn chai! Sometimes she go dey look me seductively but I nor wan fall for that kain trap jaree. She has invited me to her house more than 3 times, I keep giving excuse about how I'm busy with school, assignments and all.. The sweetest part is, this lady is damn hot, single and in her late twenties. I just can't shit inside the pot where I dey chop 1 Like |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:39pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
chibwike: Chibwike, your boy is loyal o! The new recruits, lol" Thanks Bro! |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by chibwike(m): 7:41pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Amefrica:is she white? |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:43pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie: lol! I gbadu your style sha! Outgoing, yet well- mannered! #Taking The Emotional Lane# lol |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:45pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
holatin: When a little girl sings and she does it well, do you bother to ask how many stage and concert she has sang on? 1 Like |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by nairamaverick(m): 7:49pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
still a corper ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 7:56pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
chibwike: Yes oo, one hot Canadian.. |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by iyisco2001(m): 7:59pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
6, 9, bbm also, most time, I am busy doing nothing ![]() Emusmith, you sure say u no dey take something, where all these your inspiration dey come from. ![]() @Kachisbarbie I no go dey watch your backside again, thank God say I don knw your trick ![]() |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by chibwike(m): 8:00pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Amefrica:Chai....can you hook me up with her |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 8:01pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Amefrica: she a canadian citizen?if yes!then OYO |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 8:08pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
lilmaxfidel haha you're one funny guy.. I get your point tho! But I can get my citizenship here without marrying a citizen. There so many other ways ![]() Thanks shaa ![]() |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 8:08pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Mutuwa(m): 8:10pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
20.. The Observant dude who take his time to study all this categories of staff and come up with an interesting thread.This guy(s) are so creative that they hear just one word and understand two. ![]() |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 8:10pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
iyisco2001: lolz. My backside no reach to confuse person. The guy smokes w**d, na there inspiration dey come from. 1 Like |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by chibwike(m): 8:11pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Amefrica:There is no harm in trying na |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 8:15pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
chibwike: Are you serious right now? ![]() ![]() |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by Nobody: 8:16pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie: Kachisbarbie haha... you don forget me? Na me sidon for your behind... sorry back.. for church.. Nice place to sit... ![]() #teamnoweeds# 1 Like |
Re: 19 Classes Of People You Will Find In Every Work Place. by iyisco2001(m): 8:18pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:Better, pretty smile though ![]() I don dey suspect the guy long time, na now I dey confirm am. 1 Like |
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