Sumtimes i tink am dating MTN i go 2 bed wit a txt and wake up with a txt msg..

Its either they are calling me or beggin me 2
suscribe 2 one tin or d other
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:

1: dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to
35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT

2: dear customer need DELIVERANCE??....Text
DEL TO 35388 4 daily tips on how 2 deliver urself

3: dear customer facing ancestral problems??....t
ext ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily
ancestral tips

4: dear customer wanna bathe but u have no
soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialy
soaps 2 your phone

5: dear customer wanna commit SUICIDE??...text
SUI to 38777 and recieve diffrent suicide
techniques

6: dear customer wanna STEAL??...txt STE 2
45382 and recieve expert stealing techniques

7: dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....TXT
HEART 2 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster your heart....

Imagine MTN sending ma grandmum BEAUTY
TIPS...4 what??
HABA!