1. The
fat kid was always
the goalkeeper


2. The owner of the ball decides
who
plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured
player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when
everyone
was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score,
the winner will be determined by the last
team to score.

6. No referee and lines men. You
could
run
with the ball even behind the goal post.

7. If you
don't participate in repairing the
ball you were given a match
ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The
guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree when it got
stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in
the
next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. You were allowed to
change a
goalkeeper in case of a penalty.

12. the most
skillful player get automatic
selection.

13. You only get substituted when called
at home..

*was it different in your own place?

LOL true

Nairalanders dey reason sha! Lol. Op rugged u! U jst brought my childhood bck to life!!

Na sooooo

Lol.... Op u korrect die! U just dey make me dey remember those times. Hahaha .. Funny I tell you!

14. When you are seen as the weak link in the team, you are always asked to go and defend the post( either as a goalkeeper or a defender).


15. Skilful players like to chose themselves so as to be very strong and unbeaten.


16. When defending a post( monkey post), you are always asked never to leave the post.


Haha...na The ones I fit remember for now.