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Choose Your Winner: by stchuksie(m): 11:31am On Dec 04, 2008 |
There was this competition i attended. Pussies were doing amazing things! This pussy comes up and 12 men crawled in and came out comfortably, the audience cheered! Another pussy came on and an 18 wheeler trailer drove in completely, made a u-turn and came out, the audience yelled and roared their approval! Yet another pussy came on and a Concorde Jet landed in her pussy and took off comfortably after a while. The audience went almost mad with shouting and jubilations! They were sure this pussy was going to win the contest. Many more pussies came and displayed all sorts of stunts your imaginative mind can create. The judges were confusedly conversing with each other trying to reach an agreement. Finally, the M.C came on the stage and announced: 'Ladies and gentlemen, we wish to thank you all for attending and cheering the contestants on. Unfortunately, the judges havent been able to reach an agreement after reviewing the videos of the performances, so we implore that you come back tomorrow to know who the winner is. We wish to thank the contestants for participating, it is not an easy feat to do what they have done. We also wish to give our thanks to Miss Lola for making available her pussy as venue for this grand gathering. We hope she will be available to host us tomorrow. Meanwhile, we thank you for gracing this august occassion once again and do come tomorrow. Good night.' |
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