1. Did u know that eating hot garri is not gud 4
ur health? for more health tips, send HEALTH to
5030. SMS cost N50 per week

2. Chelsea lost her 1st game of de season last
weekend, to find out when they'll lose their next
match, text LOSE to 5032

3. Last week, Ifeanyi won a Nintendo, two weeks
ago, Ifeanyi won a Nintendo. 3 weeks ago, de
same Ifeanyi won a Nintendo. 2 play 4 a chance
to win a Nintendo, even though Ifeanyi is going to
win again, Text WIN to 5031

4. Nigerians are already banging fireworks dis
December. To find out what they will do next, text
December to 53850

5. To find out who's gonna be de next governor
of ur state, text ur state's name to 5900.SMS
cost N50 per week.

6. Short girls like putting on high heel shoes. to
find out other interesting facts about short girls,
text SHORT to 50385

7. Did u know that ATM is de fastest way of
withdrawing money? to find out how to use an
ATM, text ATM to 5030

8. Stretch marks make you feel insecure about your
body. Find out how to get rid of stretch marks
naturally by sending K to 38261 at N50 weekly.
Wetin concern me with stretch marks?

9. Do u know that next year will be 2015? to
know today's date,text DATE to 2014. SMS cost
2 naira

Abeg, which network sabi do dis type of work
pass?

(a) MTN
(b) Airtel
(c) Etisalat
(d) Glo

MTN!!!!!

Hahaha u no go kill me

You still dey ask?? Na HEMPTYHEN na