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Average Nigerian Way Of Thinking by olusolaj(m): 8:44am On Dec 13, 2014 |
1. When a guy and a lady are seen discussing, they are dating. 2. If a guy tells a Lady to come, he wants to woo her. 3. All old women are witches. 4. Anybody that is too Rich has done Money Ritual. 5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear her uniform when walking out of the Clinic before Nigerians will think she went for an abortion. 6. Every Politician is Embezzling Money. 7. All wealthy men have joined occultic group. 8. All Lawyers are liars. 9. Philosophers are not Godly. 10. If a Pastor has plenty members in his church, he is using Jass. 11. If somebody is in the University, he or she is better than those in Vocational School, Polytechnic and Colleges of Education. 12. Every successful Musician has joined Illuminati. 13. All Traders do cheat. 14. All Men are wicked. 15. If u don't come to church one sunday, u have started backsliding. 16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud. 17. If u decide to always be alone, u have evil spirit. 18. If u always answer question in class, u are the Teacher or Lecturer's boy/girl. 19. Every rich Muslim is an Alhaji. 20. Every brother in the church is a Pastor. 21. Every critic of government is a member of the opposition party. 22. A male child is better than female. 23. Gari is poor man's food. 24. You are not serving God well if you have any serious problem. 25. Government is doing them a favor by providing good roads, hospitals, electricity, and other amenities. 26. All muslims are boko haram 27.If you don't marry and have children, you are a failure?! 28.If u marry n u have delay in child's bearing u've committed abortions yle single or u r suffering frm witches wizards 29.You are not a genuine born-again if you can't speak in tongues. 30. You must always rig elections to win 31.if you travel abroad you are expected to send money home all the time 32. All male doctors are womanisers 33. Any male wearing white in the hospital is a doctor and any female wearing white in a hospital is a nurse 34. If you don't wear italian shoes, Brazilian hair, shakara or Iyanga clothes, use fancy phones, you are not a big girl 35.You are a cheat or unserious type when you keep late night as a married man 36. If you are not a traditionalist, you must either be a muslim or a christian. Add yours |
Re: Average Nigerian Way Of Thinking by Nobody: 8:54am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Lols..... Dat no1 is so true. |
Re: Average Nigerian Way Of Thinking by yuncka: 9:13am On Dec 13, 2014 |
LoL at 5,10,15,20,25... Yes, scroll back up and check them again. |
Re: Average Nigerian Way Of Thinking by Nobody: 10:01am On Dec 13, 2014 |
If u are fond of going to d cafe, u are a yahoo boy |
Re: Average Nigerian Way Of Thinking by Nobody: 10:49am On Dec 13, 2014 |
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Re: Average Nigerian Way Of Thinking by cupidhero(m): 11:00am On Dec 13, 2014 |
If you are always online you are jobless. |
Re: Average Nigerian Way Of Thinking by olusolaj(m): 11:17am On Dec 13, 2014 |
pelumiiakinboye: Lol |
Re: Average Nigerian Way Of Thinking by olusolaj(m): 11:18am On Dec 13, 2014 |
cupidhero: Abi now |
Re: Average Nigerian Way Of Thinking by Nobody: 11:42am On Dec 13, 2014 |
All of the above!....Plus If you put on Generator in ur lodge u're a yahoo boi..... 233) If you don't sort lecturers you're a learner..... |
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