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| Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by tosyne2much(m): 8:00am On Dec 14, 2014 |
1, The one who will hide his offering by all means because he's dropping a small denomination 2. The one who will open his wallet and bring out his money not hiding it cos it's a big denomination 3. The one who will codedly scroll out at the announcement of offering as if he wants to go look for change ** if I hear say na change e go look 4 **  4. The one who doesn't have an offering but he will start looking as if he should dash out of the church 5. The one who will make sure he puts his offering inside the envelop the moment all eyes are closed for prayer 6. The ones who doesn't have a change. He will bring out N1000 naira note and ask you if you have a change ** na you be usher ?** 7. The one who searches his/her purse for about 3mins, b4 finally deciding which one to give as offering 8. The one who will keep looking at your wallet to know how much you will give as offering **Feel Free To Add Yours ** Happy Sunday 4 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by Rexphobia(m): 8:02am On Dec 14, 2014 |
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| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by Nobody: 8:02am On Dec 14, 2014 |
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| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by Nobody: 8:22am On Dec 14, 2014 |
1, The one who will hide his offering by all means because he's dropping a small denomination I'm guilty as charged, even when the money is big. I don't feel comfortable letting people to know my denomination of money. 1 Like |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by dkronicle(m): 8:26am On Dec 14, 2014 |
I learnt no.1 from my mom. .. |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by chibwike(m): 8:28am On Dec 14, 2014 |
The one that would go and meet his/her mum for offering, when its about to start. |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by chimerase2: 8:33am On Dec 14, 2014 |
I dey do number 1 if I no hold moni Even na from ma pocket I go squeeze am come If ma pocket get eyes e no fit even see am Not to talk other pple But if I hold beta moni I go just stretch am raise am up wella de pray Winners  |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by orobs93(m): 8:57am On Dec 14, 2014 |
the one wey go shout jesus wen e put 1 k instead of h 1 Like |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by stevewale(m): 9:17am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Offering is a personal understanding between man and God. I don't think its something we should debate about. For instance, I do hide my offering while putting it into d envelope irrespective of what amount I'm putting in it. I don't personally like showing off my offering cos its not those around me who see the amount would reward me but my reward/harvest comes from God. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by Fabdedon(m): 9:40am On Dec 14, 2014 |
lol nice one.. |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by tosyne2much(m): 9:48am On Dec 14, 2014 |
chimerase2:hahahahahahahahahahahahaha roflmao lwtmd lmao |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by Nobody: 10:07am On Dec 14, 2014 |
the ones who drop their offerings deep into the offetory box so that the front seaters wont know how much there are putting... catholics understand me better 1 Like |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by Nobody: 11:08am On Dec 14, 2014 |
observer.... God is watching u |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by Nobody: 11:30am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Tosin, uyyyaf disshapointed me. Why isn't it complete  This isn't fair to your consumers na. LolNice one brother. Ayamlaykorn |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by Nobody: 11:53am On Dec 14, 2014 |
chibwike: |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by Nobody: 12:46pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
The one that would drop torn torn and dirty money as offering. Money wey mama iyabo and mama nkechi no gree collect,b'cos he don tear and too dirty,you come carry am come do offering for church. Chai! Darris God oo. The one that would saparate they money in their pocket,the fat money will be on the left pocket,the N5,N10,N20 and N50 would be on the right pocket(or vice versa).Immediately they hear offering time,they will just put they hand straight to the right pocket. Chai God dey look you. Tosyne2much happy birthday to your mum,wishing her LLNP. 1 Like |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by okotv(m): 12:53pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
strange things I read on Nairaland.... it is well |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by Nobody: 12:54pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
I wouldn't know. I haven't stepped foot inside a church premises in 10 years. Funny thread though. |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by Nobody: 1:04pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
The one who drops envelope as them give am, back to box.. The one who looks round to see who did not drop offering, then give them money to drop.. 1 Like |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by tosyne2much(m): 1:22pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
laykorn:hahahhahahahaha No vex oga mi sir  |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by mumumugu(m): 1:51pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
Those who squeese their empty hand to deceive everyone they are droping money |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by tosyne2much(m): 2:04pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
mumumugu:hahahahaahahahahaahahahaaha lwtmd This is so funny |
| Re: Eight People Who Give Offering In Churches by missdebs(f): 2:33pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
9.) The one who doesnt mind his business but keeps looking at people's offering |
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