Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want to have aboyfriend.
Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a
helper suitable for him.”
Girl: But I don't love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does notlove does
not know God, becauseGod is love."
Girl: And how do I know youmean those word.
Boy: Matthew 12:34b " For out ofthe abundance
of the heart the mouth speaks."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and
honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are alotof girls out
there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble
things, but yousurpass them all."
Girl: But what is in me that you like?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But I'm not all that beautiful...you 're
exaggerating.Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is
deceptive, and beauty isfleeting; but a woman
who fears the Lord is to be praised."Girl: What
happens if I say yes. Boy: Genesis 2:24
"Therefore man shall leave his father and his
mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall
becomeone flesh."Girl: How come you know the
scriptures this much.Boy: Joshua 1:8 " This
book of the Law shall not depart from
yourmouth, but you shallmeditate on it day and
night, sothat you may be careful to doall that is
written in it. For then you will make your
wayprosperous and you will have good
success."Girl: wooow, I can see u
reallyloveGod.B: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and
seethat the Lord is good! Blessed isthe man
who takesrefuge in Him.Girl: hmmm. Ok please
give metime to think about it.Boy: Philippians
4:8 "Finallybrethren, whatever is true, whatever
is honorable, whatever is just, whatever ispure,
whatever is lovely, whatever iscommendable, if
there is any excellence, ifthere is anything
worthy of praise, think about thesethings."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelation 22 21b "Amen

old but d humour still there

Hahaha. That guy must be a genius. If were the girl I wouldn't bother asking more questions. I'd say "I'm forever yours. Just take me as I am"