What about the email na2day?

If i tell you the craziest thing i've done then i'll have to kill you all

Tgirl4real:

What about the email na2day?

ok, i will send u another one 2day or via msger

MANY MANY,

I think the most craziest I have ever done or about to do is leaving my marriage of 5yrs for my ex, the most craziest thing, oh my God!!!!!!!

Kai
so many
let me think

In JSS2 sent a vals day card but wrote my name in small print then cancelled it.
didnt have the liver to give him the card myself so i told someone else to do it

In primary school scribbled all sorts of sweet nothings with a fellow friend abt our head boy, well someone found the letter and it was my handwriting they recognised

But considering what some of u have done , I need to work on some new ideas.

Dressed so seductively 2 attract his attention.

walked past him so many times but he didnt notice

Stealing glances at him frequently
finally noticed sha

had a crush on a gal once, used to offer to write her notes for her, crazy !

and u bi virgin? tori tori!

patwhizkid:

Dressed so seductively 2 attract his attention.

@ na2day
i just attract im attn o, i no gree do anytin wit am o

Jumped in front of a plane so that she could come c me @ d hospital. . .

wrote a poem about her and encoded it on nairaland

and she doesn't know or does she?

I have big tits, so its so so impossible for the guy not to notice moi

patwhizkid:

@ na2day
i just attract im attn o, i no gree do anytin wit am o

na 2day we dey hear that one?

- While in school, A girl asked me to teach her some Maths while I was solving the questions she scribbled something and slid it into my book. I check it and it was mariah carey Dream lover lyrics.
I knew she had a guy so I asked her what about the guy and she told me he was an "Omo Ibo" that she cant do anything with him.

- On my way to school on the train I saw one girl carrying a Delloitte bag so I just went to meet her telling her how I wanted to work for delloite.

- In High school I had a friend who was a corper and he was teaching I went to visit him in his school and I saw students from the school rehearsing on how to act the Novel "Edufa" There was this girl vying for a role with another So I told the Corper that I wanted to grade and eliminate the students vying for roles. I took the opportunity to get her name And act some scenes with her and we became cool afterwards