ILOVE NAIJA I NO GO LIE!!! God Bless Nigeria!!!
Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by
loading N200 MTN Recharge Card.
Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200 and win a
big ship.
Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge N100 and
win Benin Republic.
Glo, go just kuku say... Recharge N500 and win
Nigeria because their colour na Green.
Na only for Nigeria you go see fish
inside"MEATPIE"
Na only for Nigeria we dey count money after we
withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust
ATM machines.
Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey:-
Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your light
bill (wat a pity)
Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic
light make e quick change from Red to Green.
Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke,
Recharge Card, Chin chin,
Puff puff and beer.
Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d world...
Trust me.
Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of
Mechanical
Engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station.
na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use
Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once.You be
Bill Gates? Abi na you invent internet?
Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey
work as generator repairer.
Na only for Naija u go buy coke, dem go say make
u no forget to return d bottle.
Na 4 only Naija, you go see
madman dey control traffic,
people wey their head correct dey
obey...
Na 4 only Naija, wey you go see the president
senior the country herself.
Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert from native
doctor on how to make quick money.
Na only for Naija u go wish somebody 'happy
birthday', he go answer 'same to u'.
Na 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say "MAMA
HAS RELOCATED"
Na 4 dis country Lawmakers de climb fence and
Police de fire teargas at big men. Hey Naija!
Come see Roudabout plus traffic light plus police
and Karota for Kano or Zarota for Gusau for
drivers to obey rule.
.. im proud of dis my country
I add yours please. .

Jokes section please.

Please no vex carry am go there... Thanks