Recently a cat was found sleeping on the driver's seat of a keke napep in Uyo, and people began to hurl stones at the innocent creature calling it all sort of names they could...... Just yesterday, i was conducting a routine check in my car's engine compartment when i discovered this beautiful Cat starring frightenly at me. My friend who stood beside me took to his heels screaming ''winch winch winch''. I couldn't help but laughed at his ignorance. What makes the cat a ''winch''? That the cat chosed to stay in my car probably to hid itself from this hamattan has made my dear creature a winch. I should have called the police to rescue the cat but who knows what will happen thereafter, as i may be tagg a ritualist considering the time of the year. Well, i did my best in cajoling the cat to come out of where it was hiding. However, the cat ran into the bush and i felt terribly bad for losing a wonderful harmless domestic innocent lovely visitor, whose intent was blatantly harmless. To my friend who called the cat a ''winch'' have forgiven you. To the cat who chosed to visit me in this cold, i say am so sorry for the scary treatment meted out on you by a fellow but higher animal called human, you will always be welcomed next time. And please dont use the treatment of my friend to see humans as your enemy....i love you my wonderful innocent cat who perhaps came for Christmas holiday. Am so sorry my lovely creature....... Please lets learn to treat domestic animals with some love...... I really want that cat back...... And if i find it, that would have made my day.

oh *wipes tears with handkerchief* that was so touching

fear not.

Be honest,is this supposed to be a poem?

Which makes you different from 99% of nigerians.

it sounds like the snake in the stream poem that can to drink water all the same good job, well done & keep it up.

This one be wan use him hand carry trouble enter house!!!
Of all the places in your house, your engine seemed the most appropriate and conducive for it
Guy, put anointing oil for that engine oo.

Tribute to the cat.

Vadel:
oh *wipes tears with handkerchief* that was so touching

Thanks my guy

waleadex:
Be honest,is this supposed to be a poem?

It isn't a poem nor a fiction. It is a reality of an event that took place yesterday.

oduastates:
Which makes you different from 99% of nigerians.

Thanks dude, but we need to be friendly withj this domestic animals? Please have you seen the cat around your place?

Leboska:
it sounds like the snake in the stream poem that can to drink water all the same good job, well done & keep it up.

it is not a poem, i have parked that car for about fives days without driving it. If it were a snake, that would have been a different case. Snake is not a domestic animal.

Extom:
This one be wan use him hand carry trouble enter house!!!
Of all the places in your house, your engine seemed the most appropriate and conducive for it
Guy, put anointing oil for that engine oo.

Nothing is wrong with that innocent cat.... And even if the cat was a mystery one, i won't still hurt it nor be scared of it because The Bible says ''fear not''.

Bigcake:
Recently a cat was found sleeping on the driver's seat of a keke napep in Uyo, and people began to hurl stones at the innocent creature calling it all sort of names they could...... Just yesterday, i was conducting a routine check in my car's engine compartment when i discovered this beautiful Cat starring frightenly at me. My friend who stood beside me took to his heels screaming ''winch winch winch''. I couldn't help but laughed at his ignorance. What makes the cat a ''winch''? That the cat chosed to stay in my car probably to hid itself from this hamattan has made my dear creature a winch. I should have called the police to rescue the cat but who knows what will happen thereafter, as i may be tagg a ritualist considering the time of the year. Well, i did my best in cajoling the cat to come out of where it was hiding. However, the cat ran into the bush and i felt terribly bad for losing a wonderful harmless domestic innocent lovely visitor, whose intent was blatantly harmless. To my friend who called the cat a ''winch'' have forgiven you. To the cat who chosed to visit me in this cold, i say am so sorry for the scary treatment meted out on you by a fellow but higher animal called human, you will always be welcomed next time. And please dont use the treatment of my friend to see humans as your enemy....i love you my wonderful innocent cat who perhaps came for Christmas holiday. Am so sorry my lovely creature....... Please lets learn to treat domestic animals with some love...... I really want that cat back...... And if i find it, that would have made my day.

Nice gesture from the Op. Very kind of you. The world would be a better place if we have many people like you

Bigcake:
Nothing is wrong with that innocent cat.... And even if the cat was a mystery one, i won't still hurt it nor be scared of it because The Bible says ''fear not''.

The bible said "Fear Not", but did the bible say "It's ok to take the mysterious cat into your home"?

Big Cake this is a serious development with geopolitical ramifications, as I am sure you are aware. It is imperative that you now visit your local Juju witch doctor who will explain the sacrifices that you will need to perform in order to neutralize the spiritual mission which took that domestic cat into your vehicle's engine compartment.

Alternatively you can post five live chickens and one mature goat to me, along with a drum of palm oil, so that I can organize all the modalities needed to cleanse your car of evil spirits.

Thank you for your cooperation.

harde2lah:
Nice gesture from the Op. Very kind of you. The world would be a better place if we have many people like you

thanks Bro...... Still looking for the cat ooo.

I started noticing the same thing early in †ђξ morning when I do my routine checks. I bet it, anytime I can lay my hands on that cat, I'll kill it. I hate cats

Extom:

The bible said "Fear Not", but did the bible say "It's ok to take the mysterious cat into your home"?

that's natural.....remember the garden of Eden...

Bigcake:
that's natural.....remember the garden of Eden...

Hehe

Jakumo:
Big Cake this is a serious development with geopolitical ramifications, as I am sure you are aware. It is imperative that you now visit your local Juju witch doctor who will explain the sacrifices that you will need to perform in order to neutralize the spiritual mission which took that domestic cat into your vehicle's engine compartment.

Alternatively you can post five live chickens and one mature goat to me, along with a drum of palm oil, so that I can organize all the modalities needed to cleanse your car of evil spirits.

Thank you for your cooperation.

unfortunately you came late, because have already used the car since yesterday and this morning. My Guy, fear not..... So says the Bible.

Jakumo:
Big Cake this is a serious development with geopolitical ramifications, as I am sure you are aware. It is imperative that you now visit your local Juju witch doctor who will explain the sacrifices that you will need to perform in order to neutralize the spiritual mission which took that domestic cat into your vehicle's engine compartment.

Alternatively you can post five live chickens and one mature goat to me, along with a drum of palm oil, so that I can organize all the modalities needed to cleanse your car of evil spirits.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Jakumo is back!

Good to have you back man.

Extom:

Hehe

you can laugh better....

BuddhaPalm:


Jakumo is back!

Good to have you back man.

lol...
He never left,he opened a new nl account(papiWata)

ayibawanemi:
lol...
He never left,he opened a new nl account(papiWata)

Oh really? Thanks.

Bigcake:
It isn't a poem nor a fiction. It is a reality of an event that took place yesterday.

Your construction's quite poetic. Nice piece!

Vadel:
oh *wipes tears with handkerchief* that was so touching

waleadex:

Your construction's quite poetic. Nice piece!

thanks so much, am only trying to pour out how i felt for the innocent cat....