Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 7:07am On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Nobody: 7:13am On Dec 21, 2014 |
netizenbuzz:
So it is considered fun and acceptable to degrade women? Bravo! I hpoe your sisters and daugjters marry a man like you. lol... Yours is a hopeless case oo... I'm still wondering what the topic has got to do with degrading women. U need Jesus and fast; but while u're at that, get urself a sound English Comprehension teacher. Trust me, U'll need all that. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by pseudonomer: 8:05am On Dec 21, 2014 |
netizenbuzz:
I was going to laugh at your post until I saw "Reverend Sisters". What is your problem with women on NL? Your lack of respect for the gender makes me wonder whether you were born by a fowl and not a woman. So the only reason a woman can be single at 40 is because she wants to marry a rich man? You guys act like as if you know anything about the female gender whereas you are totally clueless. It's people like you that make women desperate to marry early thereby marrying the wrong person. Get a life pls. I guess you're still single at 40... 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by misshoree(f): 10:39am On Dec 21, 2014 |
tosyne2much: now that I have exposed ma secret 2u, will you automatically screen me like Maltina Dance Hall Audition ?
Can we still date ? [/i] ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) Yes,we can go on a date ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Fix the date ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) The venue And let me come and help yu spend your money |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 10:44am On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by mctowel01: 10:48am On Dec 21, 2014 |
alobam1: I have laugh tire..I fit into the rich tenant crew..I did not.spend up to 6months for the house before i decided to move away and forget the remaining house rent..My life was choked up.I had no privacy everybody will be like Dollyp Dollyp..And me wey be yahoo boy wey God dey bless na so them dey look me like say i be God..All those girls wan make i Bleep them..me sef Bleep 2 out of them sha..I moved to a better and bigger room and Parlour self contain..I can only be bored at times but you can never ever be bored in a Face me i face you House or an over populated house..A house of commotion indeed why are you proud to say that you are a yahoo boy. what kind of home training did you receive? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by bunmioguns(m): 10:57am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Absoj:
Omo ale ni igbo! It works in ways u can't understand. Have you 4gotten we do meet in the same joint? will be expecting you tonight |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by misshoree(f): 10:57am On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Jennifer89(f): 11:07am On Dec 21, 2014 |
some will come to tell one fake story while you are cooking in order to know if you are using Kpomo, beef or chicken to cook. 2 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by crixlight2(m): 11:12am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Funniez: THE FUNNY OLD MAN. This type of men are always giving u funny gists nd stories, any time u are close to them u always laf ur asss off. Chai face me i face u yard sweet die. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by crixlight2(m): 11:13am On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Jennifer89(f): 11:22am On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by tosyne2much(m): 11:40am On Dec 21, 2014 |
agarawu23: tosyne2much cant treat u well on a date, he is a broke dude swap the date with me cos am loaded with (ego kudi owo) cash ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) broke for where ? Should I call this snatching or high-jacking.
Tosyne sef use style dey loaded oooo ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by tosyne2much(m): 11:48am On Dec 21, 2014 |
misshoree:
![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png)
Yes,we can go on a date ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Fix the date ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) The venue
[s]And let me come and help yu spend your money [/s] we can fix a date buh note that I'm allergic to magarism ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by misshoree(f): 11:50am On Dec 21, 2014 |
tosyne2much: we can fix a date buh note that I'm allergic to magarism heheheheh,maga don talk.. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by tosyne2much(m): 11:56am On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Absoj(m): 12:23pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
bunmioguns:
Have you 4gotten we do meet in the same joint? will be expecting you tonight
No be me and u abeg! |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 12:33pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
misshoree: am comfortable with him see falling hand ![sad](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/sad.png) |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by misshoree(f): 12:44pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Akinrogun(m): 12:55pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by HenCq15: 2:18pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 2:30pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by spicy244(f): 3:42pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
LMAO..... But sincerely all these tinx doesn't happen in face me I face u alone. Even flats, u will see dem, Mama Lagbaja dis one wey u wan cut our nose..... Na efo riro u dey prepare oooo. Small time she will just pay you August visit and tell u I will taste it ooo.
God should just help us in dis our obodo Nigeria |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 5:36pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
spicy244: LMAO..... But sincerely all these tinx doesn't happen in face me I face u alone. Even flats, u will see dem, Mama Lagbaja dis one wey u wan cut our nose..... Na efo riro u dey prepare oooo. Small time she will just pay you August visit and tell u I will taste it ooo.
God should just help us in dis our obodo Nigeria movie in fmfu is more interesting dan movies in flat |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Trendytessy(f): 6:26pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
ritababe: THE PARTY RIDERS
U wont even hear word, they will use music(noise) to frustrate your life.
Instead of playing cool naija song, they will clock with osadebe LWKM.... @op u are so on point 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by bunmioguns(m): 10:23pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Absoj: No be me and u abeg! WHy you dey deny this now I dey vex for you no come our joint again If I see you ehn I go cut your joystick |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Lasveg(m): 11:04pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
nothing is more depressing than the muddle-headed maniac who always blast out house-shaking music, as if he won't undrstand what the music is saying if he plays the music at moderate volume... some nigerians and there mentality, this doesn't happen in the US where i attended my college. |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Malawian(m): 10:30am On Dec 22, 2014 |
THE GUY WHO FVKS ALL THE GIRLS IN THE COMPOUND. GUILTY. - DURING MY UNIVERSITY DAYS ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by sekzy99(m): 6:35am On Dec 23, 2014 |
agarawu23: if I hear maybe na drm u dey drm am serious. Everybody mind dre biz here |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by aspirebig: 2:34pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
agarawu23: hahaha I just remember back then wen I once lived in a face me I face u compound
modified : aspirebig really completed my list so he shows he truely live a face me I face u compound so here his is comments :
I will add the following: 1. Wicked Landlord'... The landlord is the owner of the house,he packed erosion sand from gutters during the rainy season and keep them.little by little,he will pack one tipper of sand,call a local bricklayer and erect another one room beside your room.
This type of landlords are uneducated but they know the expiring date of all tenants rent off heart. The landlord is the only peron that has a car,which uses only on sundays to go to church...if you want to know such a landlord,go to N10 Anuoluwapo street,off Bamako by hotel bus stop, near Omole,Lagos. The landlord wicked,no be small,he is a white garment man.He uses jazz on his tenants too. They only day he laughs is the day you pay his rent. He will charge for water,govt water oooo,he didn't have a well nor borehole,he charges easch teanat for nepa bill monthly,when he collects the money,he can make like 500percent gain on the bill monthly. He doesn't pay nepa bills.
2.The night crawlers,these set of tenants go for night parties,friday nights,clubs,then come back by 1am or 2am and start calling you on phone to open the door for him.
The borrower,some tenants borrow a lot and never pay back as at when they promise.
3.The haters,these are the kind of tenants that will hate you just because you are prospering ..that is your offence,nothing else.
4.The Teachers,the type of tenant maybe the most educated one in the compound and he is actually teaching @ a high sch nearby,so he is now a teacher that teaches the landlord children and other children free at his spare time.
5.The wicked landlady,she sells @ the front of the house,if you like use N1000 note to buy just N100 thing from her,always she never have change except if you finish the money in her shop and her things are normally very expensive. And if you she knows that you are buying things that she is selling from another source,immediately you are her enemy,the next morning when you greet her,she won't answer neither will the husband. Refer to the address in point 1 for more verifications.
6. Unmarried landlord daughters,these ones are seeing themselves as god,because their father build house in Lagos,so u are a nobody.. They will hate you when you have female visitors,even their mother will hate you too for leaving her daughters and bringing in friends from outside.
7. The music player: some tenants are dj in their one room apartment,they play from old sch to new sch,once they are around,they increase their volume to the highest.
8.The guest room occupants: This type of room,u don't really know the actually person that rent it. You will hear that Tony is the main person that rent the room but he has moved to Ajah now and the house is @ ikeja,then you will be Tony's cousins,his younger brothers,sisters,friends,village people,even those coming to the city for the first time uses the place as their initial house before getting their own house.
9. The jobless group: they are always @home,checking who went out and who did not,who cooked and who did not,they will tell u the dates that nepa came visiting to collect their bills from Jan to Dec.
10. The peacemaker: usually the oldest tenant in the compound,he is very loyal to the landlord and if there is no landlord in the house,he is the 'caretaker'..he likes making peace..he may have spent 30 to 35yrs in the compound. He will tell u proudly that he has been living there since 1978... When the whole place was still a bush.
11.The prayer man: this guy is always waking up around 12midnight to pray,he is always minding his business.
13.The drunkard; this guy normally was an okada rider before Fashola ban bike,or he was laid off in the factory,or he works in a construction company and no more work or money,now he drinks to be happy. He is owing the landlord 6months rent.
14.The nurse: she works in a private or public hospital in town,now she is a medical consultant in the neighbourhood,giving prescriptions,injections,treating sick people,administering drips,etc...
15. The late night cook: the set of tenants always come back late and will be cooking when every one else is sleeping,disturbing others with noise and generates heat in the whole building..
16.The Light tappers,this tenant refused to pay his nepa bill and had his nepa light cut off from the connection source,the guy will get an electrician,enter inside the ceiling and reconnects the nepa quietly,he will stop putting on his light or play music,but will be using fan,electric kettle,fridge,charge phone.etc..till he will be caught.
17.The NFA team: the set of tenants have 'No Future Ambition' they are contented with level of achievement and their lifesyle. They will tell you that some people are still in the village,under the bridge and they are doing better. They dress on their best clothes on sundays and buy enough drinks on the table,they are very happy with their condition. No plan of buying land,building house or moving out,they move out by force. They usually have plenty childern and wife say like 6 to 9 of them inside the 10 by 12 room.
18.The sports analysts: they are die hard fans of d diff clubs in italian seria a,EPL clubs ,spanish la liga. They will tell u all the news about Man U,Man City,Chelsea,liverpool,Barca,Real Madrid etc...
In fact,poverty and illiteracy are very bad. Many people here in Nigeria are just existing but not living the good life @ all. Is a pity!... Who no go,no go know ooohh. Those days of little beginning,thank God for today. We done jump face me I slap u pass for life... 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Join4corners(m): 8:08am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Nice analyz.....na true bro. 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by peace0813(f): 11:37pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
ellechrystal: Hohoho. The ones who will b jealous of u. Competing up and down with u. Gossiping u d whole compound. Going around asking if u talk about her . So jealous tat she isn't free with u anymore. Sometimes she can't even greet u. N this is someone u were good friends with o. They den look 4 evil names to tag u so others will join her camp in hating u... lool Are you here? That's what am experiencing now |