Truckpusher:
No, we dey wait for you to UnCloth.

colossus2:
They tried to put us in the dark, but they never knew we were Ghanaians

sauceny:
* What a father sees sitting down,a child can't see even at the top of an iroko tree.

* Only a stubborn fly,follows the corpse to the grave.

* The bottom of a fowl has just been blown wide open(Chiwetalu Agu)

* Otti-to ama ona(Chiwetalu Agu)

* Ewu atam igwu nisi(Chiwetalu Agu)

Ruq:
Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shi.t

colossus2:
They tried to put us in the dark, but they never knew we were Ghanaians

Nitana:
*I no gree ! I no gree na in dey tear shirt.
*Na bad word dey put slap for face.
*Your friend wey fit unplug your phone wey dey 12% to charge him own wey dey 98% fit K.I.L.L you

colossus2:
Na eba wen get luck dey pick kpomo for soup

benuejosh:
1. The anger of a pen:is doesn't destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe).

2. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelling fingers (Nigeria).

3. Do not insult a crocodile while your buttocks are still in the waters (Uganda).

4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon).
5. It requires lots of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana).

6. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles (Guinea).

7. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles).

8. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem (Ethiopia).

adrelanine:
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to regard agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook a yam(obama)

Daguccizgreat:
It's not only the sun that rises early in the morning.....Dick also does........chiwetalu Agu.
No matter how penis big reach, it can not frighten the pussy bc it's not be bigger than the head of a child.

When you are roasting yam for a blind man, you need to keep talking so he won't feel you are eating his yam

irishCream:


This my friend sha naughty...na only dick proverbs full ur brain