SirShymex:
@Truckpusher

When you're about to get in the zone - just play this tune.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYQHqLuWuig

agabaI23:
Urinating after holding back urine for a long time
E sweet pass orgasm

Ibadannimowa:
Seeing ur ex's miserable life

Ibadannimowa:
Seeing ur ex's miserable life

LaurelP:
Landing a 6 figures job

emusmith:

I must say this: I am speaking from the perspective of having undertook several hours to Study, Observe, Take notes, Listen, Read etc.

What makes these points valid? You may ask.
Sexx is only temporary, if you know what I mean.
Most or All of these leave a mark with Others & You for a very long time- I call that mark, "LEGACY".

Without much ado, lemmie, quickly highlight SEVEN THINGS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN SEX!



1. Winning The First Ever Gold Medal For Your Country In The Olympics.


2. At Old age, Seeing Your Children Do Better Than You.


3. Watching Your First Baby Sleep Cozily.


4. Falling In Love For The First Time At A (Tender Age), so to speak.


5. Graduating From The University After Ten Long Years Of Delay Due To Strike.


6. Scoring The Only Goal In The 93rd Minute In A UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.


7. Getting Married After A Long And Delayed Single hood (mainly applicable to the ladies, WADR.)


You can ADD yours...

mrtidy:



You might as well say sitting on a couch watching the premier league is more plausible than having a night sleep in your bedroom. How do they compare dumb f**k?

NwaJesusteete:


u wikid my food don poo for groud i no even laf8-)

agabaI23:
I'm sorry about your food bro but you know it is the truth

softandsweet:

Awwwwww thats the cutest thing to say.

Bamz:
Settling down to play FIFA with your buddies after a hectic semester.
UNILAG Engies can relate with this one.

Getting a perfect score in a test/exam

Getting into a cold shower after a stressful
day

Your spouse saying yes to your marriage proposal

Worshiping

Getting paid to do something you love

Getting a gift you've only ever dreamed of.

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The real joy in life is in the simple things... Joel Osteen

emusmith:


Unilag guys and Games sha... If it's not FIFA, IT'S C.O.D...Hmm

wizman11:
m sure d way mario gotze felt after scoring world cup winning goal is way.better dan sex

kestolove95:
lol..him prefr toto to dat goal oo

TrishaP:


I'm not a guy

NwaJesusteete:


wait i de piss make observe it but dat ma food eeeh;( lol u 2much

SuperMartins:
The 1st time ur baby calls u dady..

BreezyRita:

Yeah. Right. I'll say holding your first baby in your arms for the first time. Nothing trumps parenthood really.

Plus, op, the joy you get from helping someone overcome a hurdle and they're grateful.
Putting a smile on their face and knowing you caused it.

agabaI23:
Urinating after holding back urine for a long time
E sweet pass orgasm