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Today Is Last Sunday To Christmas: Joke For The Day by timilehing(m): 7:21am On Dec 21, 2014
This is a story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who
passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She
was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at
Apapa. She was working with MTN. She had a boy
friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently
transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true
lovers. She spent half of the day and most night
talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family
knew about their relationship.

Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal
differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she
passed away at LUTH, she told her friends:"If I
pass away, please bury me with my cell phone"She
also said the same thing to her parents. After her
death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her
body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so
but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in
church who had the gift of communicating with the
dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the
body and started speaking to himself slowly. After
a few minutes, he said:"this girl is missing
something". Then her friends told them about her
intention to be buried with her phone. They asked
them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and
placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they
tried to carry the body which could now be moved
and they carried it away easily.
Everyone was
shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday,
Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so
shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe
because he still spoke with Lola the previous day,
He then tried calling her phone again in their
presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and
they were chatting. They called the priest to come
and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5
hours,It was revealed that MTN is everywhere you
go.

Chill! Don't insult me yet, because I'm also
looking for the idiot that composed this......lolz.
But u like gist sha! See how u concentrated on
this....

Thank God its last Saturday b4
Xmas?...merry Xmas in advance
Re: Today Is Last Sunday To Christmas: Joke For The Day by dopekush(m): 7:39am On Dec 21, 2014
Guy the topic doesn't fit wat u just said... I think sey na Christmas joke u wan crack.. I no know sey na da useless mtn pple u wan boost
Re: Today Is Last Sunday To Christmas: Joke For The Day by prewtyjulie(f): 8:04am On Dec 21, 2014
U try

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