A little girl became restless as the
preacher's sermon dragged on and on.
Finally, she leaned over to her mother and
whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the
money now, will he let us go?"

A boy was watching his father, a pastor,
write a sermon. "How do you know what to
say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things
out?"

A kindergarten teacher was walking
around observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing pictures. As she got to one girl
who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one
knows what God looks like."
Without looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied,
"They will in a minute."

A funeral service is being held in a chuch for a
woman who has just passed away. At the end of
the service, the pallbearers carrying the casket
accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket
and find that the women is actually alive. She
lives for 10 more years and then dies. A ceremony
is again held at the same church and at the end
the pallbearers are again carrying the casket out.
As they are walking, the husband calls out,
"Watch out for the wall!"

sorry I don't get it

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Monday

Oh crap !

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