Bantino:
Funny but true African proverbs

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe).

2. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelling fingers (Nigeria).

3. Do not insult a crocodile while your buttocks are still in the waters (Uganda).

4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon).

5. It requires lots of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana).

6. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles (Guinea).

7. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles).

8. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem (Ethiopia).

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