What you are about to read will
certainly make you laugh or smile or
might even crack your ribs depending
on how strong your ribs are. However,
embedded in the laughter are words, I
think, are truth. Let me quickly step
out of the way to allow you digest
every bit of the commandments.
Where they make you laugh, laugh.
Where they knock on your head, allow
the pain to penetrate very well. After
all, chloroquine is bitter yet it used in
dealing with malaria. I’m out of the
way. The next voice you will hear is
yours.
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of
sympathy. It is not worth it. It has
never worth the pain. Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge
relationship a.k.a let me show my
boyfriend I can flirt too. Ladies, that
is inflicting more injuries on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man
for your daily needs. It has brought
more pains than joy to some
ladies. Ladies, please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man.
Such men usually don’t have regard
for ladies. Ladies, you can ask around
if you are in doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent
relationship. You are supposed to be
his sweetheart not a punching bag. If
he’s looking for whom to punch, refer
him to Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he
wants IT that desperately, he should
put a ring on it. Funny enough, men
can wait if they see your worth it.
True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop
cutting flowers or drawing circles with
your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t
forget to pay attention to the pick up
lines. Some pick up lines can crack
your ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man
especially if the relationship is still
new, never take your girlfriend to his
house or give her his number or BB
pin. Odikwa very risky!
9. As soon as you can, let your man
show his face to your people. Your
sister or brother or mother. This is
very key.
10. Material possessions are good but
never let them be the number one
factor in choosing a man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule.
Always sit like a woman. Some men
act like babies when a woman is not
properly seated. You know what I
mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man
with good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It
is an aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes
firm but don’t scare them away.
14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t
let them deceive you. Don’t believe
anything in the contrary. Don’t be
stampeded into a relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a
man is to keep him, that could be a
big mistake. Finance for the right
reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen
to “men are the same jare!” It’s a lie!
How many men have you met out of
about six billion people on earth? You
see am nau, abi?
17. Adventures can be sweet.
However, never embark on a long trip
to meet a man without informing
someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t
let anybody know about us yet.” If the
relationship is up to three months and
counting, somebody should know
about it jor! Better things, they no dey
hide am.
19. They say good girls love bad boys.
And as a good girl, you are looking for
a bad boy to love? OYO for you! Let
bad girls love bad boys and good girls
love good boys. Nobody should use
your head to catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single. It does not last
forever.