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States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by Nobody: 11:51am On Dec 23, 2014
1.Abia 51%
2. Adamawa 100%
3. A/ibom 49%
4. Anambra 56%
5.Bauchi 98%
6. Bayelsa 61%
7.Benue 72%
8. Borno 100%
9. Cross river 48%
10.Delta 70%
11.Ebonyi 47%
12.Edo 99%
13.Ekiti 89%
14.Enugu 65%
15.Gombe 98%
16.Imo 97%
17.Jigawa 100%
18.Kaduna 56%
19.Kano 100%
20.Katsina 100%
21.Kebbi 100%
22.Kogi 96%
23.Kwara 99%
24.Lagos 98%
25.Nassarawa 95%
26.Niger 98%
27.Ogun 98%
28.Ondo 89%
29.Osun 78%
30.Oyo 89%
31.Plateau 45%
32.Rivers 100%
33.Sokoto 100%
34.Taraba 86%
35.Yobe 100%
36.Zamfara 100%
37.FCT.96%
Type Amen If You wish him!!

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Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by agabusta: 11:54am On Dec 23, 2014
Amen!

Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by Nonybb: 12:11pm On Dec 23, 2014
Hahaha Laughable. Miscalculation of a Coupist PDP is actually correct when they called him a stark illiterate

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Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by donphilopus: 12:14pm On Dec 23, 2014
Nonybb:
Hahaha Laughable. Miscalculation of a Coupist PDP is actually correct when they called him a stark illiterate

Guess what! We prefer a competent and honest stark illiterate to an incompetent and clueless PhD Holder who can't even head his immediate family.

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Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by Nobody: 12:17pm On Dec 23, 2014
Its good to dream but dream well. grin

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Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by busterr(m): 12:18pm On Dec 23, 2014
rubbish, compet four times lose four times, it's a lifestyle.

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Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by chernest2002: 12:20pm On Dec 23, 2014
YaddatManfa:
1.Abia 51%
2. Adamawa 100%
3. A/ibom 49%
4. Anambra 56%k.
5.Bauchi 98%
6. Bayelsa 61%
7.Benue 72%
8. Borno 100%
9. Cross river 48%
10.Delta 70%
11.Ebonyi 47%
12.Edo 99%
13.Ekiti 89%
14.Enugu 65%
15.Gombe 98%
16.Imo 97%
17.Jigawa 100%
18.Kaduna 56%
19.Kano 100%
20.Katsina 100%
21.Kebbi 100%
22.Kogi 96%
23.Kwara 99%
24.Lagos 98%
25.Nassarawa 95%
26.Niger 98%
27.Ogun 98%
28.Ondo 89%
29.Osun 78%
30.Oyo 89%
31.Plateau 45%
32.Rivers 100%
33.Sokoto 100%
34.Taraba 86%
35.Yobe 100%
36.Zamfara 100%
37.FCT.96%
Type Amen If You wish him!!
ore,onye ochi,barawo
Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by coldsummer: 12:22pm On Dec 23, 2014
Benue?

This is when I. Lmao!!!!!

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Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by chijoy7(f): 12:29pm On Dec 23, 2014
in his dreams
Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by HIGHESTPOPORI(m): 1:41pm On Dec 23, 2014
The 36 states would vote Goodluck 100percent!

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Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by Nobody: 2:01pm On Dec 23, 2014
coldsummer:
Benue?

This is when I. Lmao!!!!!
Yes Benue!!! What happen?? 72% Will vote for him.I mean the Tiv pple

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Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by EdCure: 2:05pm On Dec 23, 2014
donphilopus:

Guess what! We prefer a competent and honest stark illiterate to an incompetent and clueless PhD Holder who can't even head his immediate family.
God bless you for this response. The kind that sends the TANkids back to their meeting of morrons to get their latest copy & paste gibberish, cliches and inane babbles.

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Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by donphilopus: 2:11pm On Dec 23, 2014
EdCure:

God bless you for this response. The kind that sends the TANkids back to their meeting of morrons to get their latest copy & paste gibberish, cliches and inane babbles.

Amen o! cheesy grin
Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by mazzi: 2:17pm On Dec 23, 2014
Dreamer like him
Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by bastien: 2:19pm On Dec 23, 2014
Politics no concern me ni..





Whether u vote or not GOVERNMENT go still rule.




Nigeria running two party system since 1999AD
Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by Mustay(m): 2:20pm On Dec 23, 2014
I think the title of this topic is irresponsible. If it was to attract people to click, that's misrepresentation.

It costs you nothing to simply state that this is what you predict. I was initially shocked; I wouldn't have expected a presidential candidate to be this divisive over a people he wants to rule. Excuse me!
Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by HzRF(m): 2:58pm On Dec 23, 2014
Just when you tot u have seen d peak of shallow thinking that any entity can exhibit log on to NL someone like this op is waiting to prove u wrong
Why not put 100% in all states
Then u will be making a bunch of "sense"
Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by KAYCEEJUNIOR(m): 3:05pm On Dec 23, 2014
Please remove my State Anambra from that your sily joke.......you can tag it warning!!!

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Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by chimerase2: 3:36pm On Dec 23, 2014
Dream dream dream grin
Some pple can be born stupid
Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by Vado(m): 3:41pm On Dec 23, 2014
The way some people pull beer-palour statistics out of their anus tho.
Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by laurel03(m): 3:55pm On Dec 23, 2014
Like GMB 2015
Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by gbounty: 3:56pm On Dec 23, 2014
I just hope he remembers to close all Nigerian international airports soon enough to prevent GEJ and others from absconding with all the loots
Re: States That Will Vote For Me In 2015__buhari by laurel03(m): 3:56pm On Dec 23, 2014
Like GEJ 2015

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