1.When you tell your friend ''Your
Mama!!!'' and
turn around and see his or her
mum
staring at you. (Na gobe be that
o)

2.When your dad works at NEPA
and
they take
light and you shout ''God punish
NEPA people'' and he's
there with you. (Na your mama go start topay
your
school
fees.)

3.When you mistakenly pour dirty
water with oil from your upstair and em go
splash for
soldier men
patrol motor.
(hmm! Your own don kpeme be
dat cos you go suffer like Damaturu
cows.)

4.When you carry your new
girlfriend
go Genesis
Fast Food in Enugu. She chop pass the money wey you
carry.
(I swear, you go wash plate tire}

5.When you finish eating in an
eatery
and you find out your wallet fell out in a taxi
(Start to prepare your grammar
wey big
pass the one
of Hon. Patrick.)

5.When you're in a bus and you throw
away the only N1000 note u have
instead of gala sachet.
(O'boy , E don red for your eyes
be
dat!)

6.When u vote jonathan again come 2015...oboy na boko haram episode 14 b dt o..

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No 5 and 6 hilarious