there was this guy he was hungery for two weeks, he had no food nor money.
a very fat and big rat ran into his house. two weeks later the rat came out and looked very
thin, on it way out the saw the man still feeling hungery, the rat hissed and walk away
theguy laughed saying OH jouthink say food dey

How can this be.

If to say na me be the guy, when the rat 1st enter the house wey e fat so, I go use am do barbeque.

At least e now go taste like rat wen I don finish with am.

hehehehe

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I got it; it's nice tho

you laughed last crazy, u just din't get it.

rubie:

How can this be.

If to say na me be the guy, when the rat 1st enter the house wey e fat so, I go use am do barbeque.

At least e now go taste like rat when I don finish with am.

NO wonder no more rats in ur area hmmm rat chopper

ure invited i have alot of them under my bed

come AND BE FED!

lol  can't stop seeing the pic in my head poor rat, church rat will be like jack black beside it as hunger don wire am
but wats with all the space it remind me of pry school when i waste pages my reaaly pretty teacher would ask me if i want to sleep there

rubie:

How can this be.

If to say na me be the guy, when the rat 1st enter the house wey e fat so, I go use am do barbeque.

At least e now go taste like rat when I don finish with am.

u be correct rat chopper,

but you clemcykul

ow come u have plenty of them under ur bed

u no dey sweep?
na so u dirty?

The guy must really be HUNGERY

yes, very, very hungery

clemcykul:

NO wonder no more rats in your area hmmm rat chopper

ure invited i have alot of them under my bed

come AND BE FED!

Do I look like a rat chopper to you? If you want the recipe for the rat pepper soup or barbeque why don't you just ask and you'll have it in a jiffy.

mopegirl:

u be correct rat chopper,

but you clemcykul

ow come u have plenty of them under your bed

u no dey sweep?
na so u dirty?

Wetin be una own sef, no be contirbution wey I just contribute to the joke. @ least the guy say the rat fat well, well, so tey the rat remain for there thin, him come dey abuse the rat. se him no fit chop the rat make him survive. Him and the rat would eventually die, what's the gain in that. why not eat the rat and live.

@ Clemcykul, It's very obvious your room has not been swept since the day it was built or better still since you started living there. Those rats eat nothing but the dead bodies of their departed ones. If it is TURKEY, ehen, I'll be glad to eat them.

Just joking ooooooo, I've never eaten anything unclean.

Clemcy and Mopegirl, no beefs oooo, just saying what's up and one love.

We'd be glad to form a partnership. You know she the supplier, me the cook and YOU (DASON4LIFE) would be patronising us, b'cos when I took a look at your profile, you looked like a regular at pepper soup joints. So we'd be glad to open one near your area so you'd not have to travel long distances just to take a plate of pepper soup.

It just doesn't get better than this.

we guys dont realize that rat breeding is a hell lot of a bizness. there a large holes under my bed and these holes i personally dug them myself, so every nite i just fling son food residue that way i feed the rats wen theve grown all i need do is to call them out by name and they will obey, and then i'll take them to RUBIE AND DASON4LIFE for their daily peppper soup MOPEGIRL just say the truf and shame the devils in nairaland wen last did u wash ur cooking pots?

i mean no harm just being curious pinish!

clemcykul:

we guys don't realize that rat breeding is a hell lot of a bizness. there a large holes under my bed and these holes i personally dug them myself, so every night i just fling son food residue that way i feed the rats when theve grown all i need do is to call them out by name and they will obey, and then i'll take them to RUBIE AND DASON4LIFE for their daily peppper soup MOPEGIRL just say the truf and shame the devils in nairaland when last did u wash your cooking pots?

i mean no harm just being curious pinish!

It seems you don't get it at all, DASON4LIFE want us to be in partnership so we'd prepare great pepper soup for him. In that way, I guess, he'd not have to travel far distances just for the sake of a plate of pepper soup.

But if you are not interested in the partnership, I'll look around for another interested person and I tell you, before you say jack robinson, I'll hammer and I'll drive hummer.

So make up your mind now.

i beg ur pardon, now i get the picture

i breed the rats, u do the peppersoup, dason4life do the patronage, and mopegirl the cleaner

how about dat

Now you're tzlking. Are you up for the partnership?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >

clemcykul, ow can you make me the cleaner,   :oi dont want that one o,

can't you let us agree and exchange our posts, u the cleaner, bt the problem is that i don't rear rats the way u do