pureguide:

Make una contribute money for me. Make I arrange 1bottle of origin

pureguide:


Actually no! But if I'm opportune to. Why not?

pureguide:
I was carried away by the movie carolin shoes, mercy johnson was just making me happy, and I was already enjoying my christmas before this incident. I don't know what to say. I was speechless. Everything got burnt including the meats inside it. The only surviving meat was the ones I fried and didn't put them in the stew. See photos below

WildChild00:


chei there is God ooooh, so Emeka, u mean you burnt that pot of stew, just becos you were busy watching film, come ya, u need slap...

pureguide:
Am a boy not a lady! Pls mod change it back to his. No be only girls sabi cook nii!

pureguide:
I was carried away by the movie carolin shoes, mercy johnson was just making me happy, and I was already enjoying my christmas before this incident. I don't know what to say. I was speechless. Everything got burnt including the meats inside it. The only surviving meat was the ones I fried and didn't put them in the stew. See photos below

satowind:
[s]Is one of those gals whose wife material no reach to sew g-string. Meanwhile












XMAS_PALAVA!!!

GIRL: baby please I want to fix my X-mas Hair, i
want you to give me some money to do that.

BOY: (goes into his drawer takes out N10,000
gives it to her)

BOY: baby take this N10,000, i know its small, but please manage it.

(The Girls collects the money counts it, and it is
N10,000 just as the Boy said. She removes N1,500. gives the remaining N8,500 back to the Boy and said)

GIRL: baby N1,500 will be ok for me. So take back this N8,500 and use it for something good, you don't have to start spending too much on me now. When we get married, you can think of doing that..

QUESTION:
DOES THIS KIND OF GIRL EXIST?

(A) Yes
(B ) Maybe
(C) No

saaedlee:


From above statement, I deduced the following:

1. E don tey wey I see naija guy wey like Nigerian film, abi na mercy b¤¤bs u dey look?
2. You follow for the NBA (Nigerian Boyfriends Association) wey dey dump their girlfriends during xmas periods, else she would have been the one to cook the stew.
Conclusion: Rice no dey lack today, go ur neighbour house okay?


Sorry eh

sauceny:


Kk,put forth ur a/c number so nairalanders would contribute to ur burnt stew.

Maxcollins042:
Now that you burnt your stew shey you go chop the movie?

Maxcollins042:
Ah love your humility op accepting the fact that you are a boy

ireneony:
sorry o, dnt worry i will cal you to come and eat with me

free2ryhme:

You don't have to be so rude. OP, Nawa oh! Is ur kitchen 100metres away from where you were watching the film? We need to flog you small. Anyway just drink garri,groundnut and fried meat. Merry Xmas.

dirty human being

mayapop:

mifavour:
oya start clapping for ursef

pacifique:
But there was no single meat in the pot of stew that got burnt. Thank God I don't know you.

arvinsloane:
And this post made frontpage... Today na christmas, make I reserve my comment...
Op, chop am like that. Na black stew.

Lantosed:
Lol! Another coca Cola advert.

lalasticlala:



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pureguide:
I was carried away by the movie carolin shoes, mercy johnson was just making me happy, and I was already enjoying my christmas before this incident. I don't know what to say. I was speechless. Everything got burnt including the meats inside it. The only surviving meat was the ones I fried and didn't put them in the stew. See photos below