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How The Poor N Rich Pray by ayomidearo(m): 7:47pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Written by Tosin Ayo HOW THE RICH AND THE POOR PRAY... The Rich: Oh Lord my Father. Thank you for always hearing me. I have just come to say thank you for all you've done. Forgive me all my sins. Let my business prosper. That railway contract in Lagos and the oil prospecting contract in Abuja, let me clinch them this week. Stabilise my blood pressure. Let my wife return safely from her trip to Seychelles. Thank you for answered prayers. In Jesus' name I have prayed. (Amen) The poor: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaatheeeeeeeeee eeeeer!!! X 10 Goooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ood!!!! X 10 My life! My life!! My life!!! My head! My head!! My head!!! Shakes head... Jesus....Jesus. ..Chisos... Take me... Take me... Do it...Do it...Do it... Poooooweeeeeeer rrrrrrrr!!! Sweats...Grunts ...Groans...Gri ns... Faaaaaaayaaaaaa aaaaa!!! Shouts...Scream s...Oh Loooooooooooooo oooooooooorrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rd.... Silence Amen! Das all...Still wondering why your prayer is not answered? What exactly have you prayed about? Be specific or keep on making noise... 1 Like |
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