WELCOME TO NIGERIA:
®Where sex is free and love is costly.
®Where loosing a phone is more painful
than loosing VIRGINITY...
®Where, if u don't cheat on your partner,
u are not sharp and smart.
®Where Bathrooms has become photo
STUDIO...
®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater
than achieving a DEGREE...
®Where yahoo boys have brighter future
than graduates...
®Where temples are turned into dating
points,
®Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is
difficult.
®Where lies are turned into realities...
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
®Where pizza delivery is faster than
emergency
response
®Where people fear thieves, robbers &
Boko Haram than God...
®Where people go to church with BB
chargers rather than Bible.
®Where guys are scared of getting married
but love to have sex...
®Where we have highest number of
musician due to unemployment.
®Where the higher your offense the lower
ur punishment and
vice versa...
®Where the number of churches & mosque
are more than the worshipers.. ®Where we
say Up NEPA more than we say Praise THE
LORD... ®Where a school drop-out
politician is Ten times richer and more
respected than a professor...
®where guys walk around with laptop bags containing ludo.
®where guys travel to their village during xmas just to spend all what they laboured for truout the year on beer n end up borrowing tp fare from their poor parents.
®where a former head of state has suddenly turns to a Nobel laureate overnite just to ridicule those who oppose his third term bid..
WHAT A COUNTRY!!..
I BOW. ..

Naija I hail o.

seriously,Nigerians are the funniest set of people on planet earth..can u dig this?

Where groumdnut is sold in bottles and water is sold in sachets.

Funniez:
Where groumdnut is sold in bottles and water is sold in sachets.

what an irony!