tchidi:


It's Izhiangbo, but according to what we were told, they (I think the white man) changed it to Ezzamgbo.

Lol! Yea you heard right.
Now which part of Izhiangbo did your mum not find a house with toilets? Still on the matter

fujirice:

Lol! Yea you heard right.
Now which part of Izhiangbo did your mum not find a house with toilets? Still on the matter

Opposite the FGGC, some buildings there... I'm trying not to be specific so no one traces me!
But I swear, it's the truth. She got a 4BD flat that had just one toilet, so she opted to put one extra. It was the house of a famous chief, a traditional ruler, won't mention his name.

tchidi:


Opposite the FGGC, some buildings there... I'm trying not to be specific so no one traces me!
But I swear, it's the truth. She got a 4BD flat that had just one toilet, so she opted to put one extra. It was the house of a famous chief, a traditional ruler, won't mention his name.

Lol! See how you are contradicting yourself? Thought you said there was NO toilets at all that your mum had to install one?
See, we may be among the youngest states in Nigeria and be collecting the smallest allocation but I can sure tell you that we are not as backward as some our counterparts. Cheers!

fujirice:

Lol! See how you are contradicting yourself? Thought you said there was NO toilets at all that your mum had to install one?
See, we may be among the youngest states in Nigeria and be collecting the smallest allocation but I can sure tell you that we are not as backward as some our counterparts. Cheers!

The first one she saw was fine and new, but no toilets! She finally settled for this one cos it had 1 and a toilet space so she installed one more.... when we had to move, same issues...

If we could talk more outside this forum, i'll shock you with other archaic practices. :p

tejpot:
Yeye, why not distribute Shalanga or WC toilet to them?

ANUS INFRASTRUCTURE

The way the governor of your state donates shalanga for every citizen of your state abi?. Oponu ayirada

tchidi:


The first one she saw was fine and new, but no toilets! She finally settled for this one cos it had 1 and a toilet space so she installed one more.... when we had to move, same issues...

If we could talk more outside this forum, i'll shock you with other archaic practices. :p

Your head there! You want to yab my state of origin BA?
Its allowed sha.
Happy Sunday

fujirice:

Your head there! You want to yab my state of origin BA?
Its allowed sha.
Happy Sunday

I like the way you gist... you know book o!! So una can sabi book like this?

*runs off to ntsurakpa without my slippers*

Happy Sunday!

tchidi:


I like the way you gist... you know book o!! So una can sabi book like this?

*runs off to ntsurakpa without my slippers*

Happy Sunday!

Better come wear slippers before you wounjure yourself

YoungIncredible:


The way the governor of your state donates shalanga for every citizen of your state abi?. Oponu ayirada

Nay, thats not meant for me, but at ur foolishness, I chortle in panache.

tejpot:

Nay, thats not meant for me, but at ur foolishness, I chortle in panache.

Bro, no offence, but for you to have that imbecilic mentality that a state governor should start donating shalanga to every "toilet-less" home in the state, then you deserve the award for "The best Ediot of the year"

YoungIncredible:


Bro, no offence, but for you to have that imbecilic mentality that a state governor should start donating shalanga to every "toilet-less" home in the state, then you deserve the award for "The best Ediot of the year"

No offence too, its just that ur choice of words is mordant and ur thoughts are sinuous. I wish you a serrated new year ahead

tejpot:

No offence too, its just that ur choice of words is mordant and ur thoughts are sinuous. I wish you a serrated new year ahead

#clap for yourself#.
It still doesn't change the fact that you gave me the best joke of the year. "A state government should start donating shalanga to every homes". I still can't find it on google where a mere street counsellor donated such let alone a state government. I would appreciate it if you give me a weblink to where I could read such news so as to agree with you.

Millions of people reads from nairaland bro. Don't make outsiders to start laughing at we "nigerians" thinking that we all reason the same way.
#Peace#