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1st Time I Use Condom by equlibrium(m): 7:26pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went into buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No. This is my first time. She unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted. |
Re: 1st Time I Use Condom by nowat(f): 8:55am On Dec 12, 2008 |
photocopied post |
Re: 1st Time I Use Condom by Arcani: 3:32pm On Dec 12, 2008 |
lol |
Re: 1st Time I Use Condom by mykali(m): 8:14pm On Dec 12, 2008 |
nowat: a la truth. |
Re: 1st Time I Use Condom by dyabman(m): 8:32pm On Dec 12, 2008 |
nowat: sooooooooo |
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