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Man Vs Woman by Nobody: 7:51pm On Dec 30, 2014
1. MULTI-TASKING
A woman's brain is designed to concentrate
multiple tasks at a time. Women can Watch a TV
and Talk over phone and cook. A man's brain is
designed to concentrate only one work at a time.
Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at
the same time. they stop the TV while Talking.
They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or
cook.
2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can
not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily
learn languages, bu they can easily solve
problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl
has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard
old boy.
3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Men's brain has a lot of space for handling the
analytic process. They can analyze and find the
solution for a process and design a map of a
building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by
women, they can not understand it. Women can
not understand the details of a map easily, For
them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.
4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytic spaces are used
in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an
object at long distance, immediately his brain
classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction
and speed of the object and he drives accordingly.
Where woman take a long time to recognize the
object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind
stops the audio in the car (if any), then
concentrates only on driving.
5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get
caught easily.A woman's super natural brain
observes facial expression 70%, body language
20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. A
ma's brain does not have this. Women easily lie to
men face to face. So guys, do not lie face to face.
6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man has a lot of problems, his brain clearly
classifies the problems and puts them in individual
rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one
by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky
for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems,
her brain can not classify the problems. she wants
some one to hear that. After telling everything to a
person she goes happily to bed. She does not
worry about the problems being solved or not.
7. WHAT THEY WANT.
Men want status, success, solutions, big process,
etc... But Women want relationship, friends,
family, etc...
8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relationships,
they can not concentrate on their work. If men are
unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate
on the relationships.
9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men
use direct language.
10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot
without thinking
Re: Man Vs Woman by MrPearce(m): 7:53pm On Dec 30, 2014
Are u a brain specialist grin
Re: Man Vs Woman by Nobody: 7:56pm On Dec 30, 2014
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Re: Man Vs Woman by LadyCaty(f): 7:58pm On Dec 30, 2014
samflexxy:
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Wicked
Re: Man Vs Woman by major466(m): 7:59pm On Dec 30, 2014
Very true. Number 7 is particularly on point.
Re: Man Vs Woman by fijiano202(m): 8:05pm On Dec 30, 2014
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Re: Man Vs Woman by Nobody: 10:03pm On Dec 30, 2014
Hmmm... Interesting. Though I don't agree with the part where you said men provide solutions to problems and women don't. But it's still a nice piece.
Re: Man Vs Woman by anumide(f): 12:47pm On Dec 31, 2014
undecided undecided undecided while some may be true, they aren't altogether exclusive.
If I go follow dat ur number 6 ehn, e go mean sey my mama na man. Dat woman's problem solving ability no be here

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