I just got her pm. I was like is this male or female ? Oh! Like I just wished. It was a she. I was like let me see what's up in my mail.

I replied ASAP(@ soon as possible). Hello bae.

She went on to drop her digits and asked me to add her on whattsapp. I did and we got talking.

She asked what I did for a living. I told her, I was a contractor( with the local government ). You know, all those kind of occupations you see on facebook.

I asked after her age, she said she was 21. I said ahh! I am above 30. She said no problem that we could still be friends. I asked her what she does too. She said she is still seeking admission. I then told her that I don't run a University, so I can't help her with an admission. She said no, that I am getting her wrong. That she wants something else altogether.

2 days later. She asked where I stay, I told her and it was just 50 km away. She said she would like to come for weekend. I said no problem, that's if my gf won't be around. Nice she isn't your wife, I am game, that's what I heard from her. By this time, my mind has started wandering from Jerusalem to Jericho.

I asked her to upload another profile picture to be sure I am not being scammed. See o! She was even more beautiful than in the previous picture. I don enter..

Weekend was so fast approaching. Monday to Friday was like 3 office hours. Then the chat dropped, " I will be on my way to see you ". I will be waiting, was my reply.

When she arrived, I licked my upper and lower lips with my tongue. It was not a dissapointment. We got home and as things will be. It wasn't long till it was morning. Then she just hinted she will be going that day. I said no, I want some more ( oliver twist )

" More of what " ? Was her response. " More of your time ", was my response. She said okay, that she was going to give me more of her time and nothing else.

I now asked her if she cared to go out that night balling. She agreed, when we got back home, she was tired and slept off. By midnight, she nudged me to wake up.

When I did, she said I didn't look like someone who had a gf. I asked her why, she said my phone has hardly rang in the past two days and that she hasn't seen me talking to a lady.

I told her plainly, that I won't want anything doing with her. That she is not my type. She started crying. As she stared crying, my heart started melting for her. At a point, I felt one tear drop from my left eye. As the tear dropped, another followed. I now cuddled her and we both wept together for 30mins.

Suddenly I just woke up and discovered it was all a dream. Nawa o

Lol!
Could have been one of the worst kiss and tell stories....









Jus' kidding, your story was entertaining notwithstanding. .

Why did you wake up na

th bst time 2 read any post on NL is wen u r drunk.....
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...jst like I am nw

Lolz @ oliver twist

not so fast @op

de highest level of malaria

00000, Whch kind tin cme wke u up nw? Abeg mke sure say u sleep bck, I wnt c d end of d tori

Op be truthful to yourself for once, It wasn't a dream, it's a wish.

Lol! Joseph the dreamer

lol

Lmaaooooo haha

@OP.. I feel lik slappin u, u jst woke my Ojukwu bomb nd it was really noddin nd u jst woke up..
Beta go bak to sleep nd finish it except u wan mk I use u do pillow 2 9t....

are you people really not dating?

seems you open threads on nairaland instead.

what is preventing you from dating in the real world?

i laff

tpia3396:
are you people really not dating?

seems you open threads on nairaland instead.

what is preventing you from dating in the real world?

Hahaha, 100Cents go and get yourself a gf and stop dreaming .

how many maggi you put for this your tori, e be like say salt too much

Lol, okay...

he he... what I'm I doing here by this time sef

Op..Plz Sleep again and tell us the part2..could be more interesting

Hilarious thread

Keep Dreaming!

I struck up a conversation with 2 people here and was coming to Nigeria for a proper meeting before all the bombings and Ebola. I even connected 2 people from the correspondence. You never know what can happen.

You are Drunk!

Lol,op sha

See as i rush enter thinking say na better thing i go learn ooo lol

Bro e like say na same dream we gt o, bt my own still continue, dnt wnt to wake up again

firstEVA:
Op be truthful to yourself for once, It wasn't a dream, it's a wish.

Anywhere u go, i go dey follow follow u. Lol.
Good morning.